Robert Pattinson’s Hot Date with Emilie de Ravin

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Robert Pattinson went on a date yesterday morning in Los Angeles. Wait, let me rephrase. Robert Pattinson took his unicorn patch on a fictitious date at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art with his ‘Remember Me’ co-star, Emilie de Ravin.

Snore.

Apparently, the two were shooting a photo spread for Vogue.

Via E!:

“Editors at the fashion bible are planning a multipage spread of the twosome for the mag’s annual Power Issue that rolls off the presses just in time for Remember Me’s March 12 release date.”

“The theme is a date at LACMA,” one source says.

“Photographer Norman Jean Roy is said to have shot them in several spots throughout the museum, including interior and exterior setups. ‘It’s kind of edgy in a Vogue way,’ the source says. ‘Emilie is wearing high fashion but it’s like sort of tattered-looking. Rob is mainly in suits.’”

Again, snore.

Someone wake me when Sparklepants is passed-out nude while Ravin shaves naughty words into his chest hair.

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Time Magazine’s Person of the Year 2009 – Ben Bernanke

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Time Magazine Managing Editor Rick Stengel talked to Matty Cakes on the ‘Today Show’ to announce the ho of the year. Matt Sex-On-A-News-Anchor-Stick and Not-the-Red-Head-On-the-View took turns guessing who Time’s Person of the Year for 2009 would be. Finally, Rick announced it was some guy I admittedly never heard of.

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“The winner is Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Federal Reserve, the most powerful, least understood government force shaping our lives. He was the great scholar of the Depression, and basically he saw what looked like another Depression coming and he decided he would do whatever it takes to forestall that,” Stengel said. “And basically he did.”

I know, I know. I really should know who this guy is and all the important shiz he does on a daily basis. Politics are obviously not my bag, but in my defense I could probably drink him under the table. Anyway, congrats to Ben despite the fact that Surprised Kitty was robbed of the title.

Kendra Wilkinsons Baby Pic – Hank Randall Baskett IV First Photo

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Kendra Wilkinson didn’t wait to shill baby pictures. OK! snapped up the rights to Hank Randall Baskett IV’s first baby photo. Kendra had her 9 lb baby boy on December 11th and is already doing his first photo shoot.

In the mag she talks about being induced and the arrival (via c-section) of her first baby.

Congratulations! How are you feeling?
Kendra: Thanks. I have labor brain. I forgot everything that happened!
Hank: I am in straight awe, trust me.

How did you prepare for coming to the hospital?
Kendra: The good thing about being induced is that it’s like planning a trip, just very calm. We ate a huge dinner before we came to the hospital. I ate a whole batch of brownies because I was nervous. No wonder he’s 9 pounds!

What happened at the hospital?
Kendra: I was induced early in the morning; then it was wait, wait, wait. I was experiencing contractions throughout the day, and I was anxious. I kept checking the monitor every second, like “Is it happening yet?”

Of course Hank was with her. After his son was born it was instant adoration.

Via PopEater:

Hank just couldn’t hold back his affection for the little man upon first meeting him. “I just said, ‘I love you so much.’ I couldn’t stop saying ‘I love you.’”

I find it fantastic that little Hank shoved Kourtney Kardashian’s baby news into the corner of the mag.

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Guess Who!

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Guess who is whining to Allure about her exes using her to make money.

Click HERE to find out!

Sex and the City Sequel Plot Shocker

*SPOILER ALERT* I hope you have averted your eyes if you are a Sex and the City fan and don’t want details of the second film’s plot spoiled. If not then you are a nosy ho and I like it.

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*SPOILER ALERT* It has been whispered that John Corbett who played Carrie’s former fiancé will reprise his role as Aidan in ‘Sex and the City 2.’ He was spotted in Morocco while filming for the sequel took place and sent theories running. When asked about it, Parker gave a slightly cryptic response.

Via MTV:

“I can’t not confirm or deny his involvement. It might have just been coincidental that he was traveling.”

It is appears that he WILL return to play Aiden. Furthermore, his role in the film will be BIG…. as in “indiscretion” and Mr. Big. Word is that this “indiscretion” leads to Mr.Big moving. Also debunked is the Carrie and Big loose tons of money and are forced to move in with Charlotte and Harry. That is just a rumor. They are financially affected, but not to that extreme.

Another spoiler states that much of the film takes place in the Middle East and the only hint given to the reality of that is that Samantha is the reason for that particular travel. If you are super interested…the reflection in Carrie’s sunglasses on the poster is supposed to be that of the deserts in the Middle East. Despite photos of Kim Catrall filming a scene while wearing a wedding dres…there is only one wedding in S&TC and that is between Stanford Blatch and Anthony Marentino. Also, Miranda does leave her beloved attorney position to open a restaurant with her husband, Steve.

Sarah Jessica Parker also cleared up any rumors of the return of her beloved assistant played by Jennifer Hudson.

“I can confirm that there is no Jennifer Hudson.”

Let’s just hope there is plenty of Smith in there somewhere.

Tom Cruise Shuts Down Zoo For Private Tour

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There are perks to being famous. Mostly, you get free stuff: swag in the form of anything from vacations to blue jeans. And if you’re Tom Cruise and his family, well you can pretty much to ordinary things without being bothered by common folk.

On Wednesday, Cruise had the entire Guillena Mundo Park Zoo in Spain closed so his daughter Suri and wife Katie Holmes could have a day to themselves. The private tour even included a little up close and personal time with some of the animals. Something little Suri seemed to enjoy the most.

Via People:

“She loved stroking a newborn tiger cub, twin baby jaguar cubs and a baby donkey, so small it looks like a ball of fluff.”

It’s good to be Tommy’s beard.

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Golden Globe Nominations 2009

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I am exited to hear that ‘Precious‘ is up for Best Motion Picture and the movie’s star, Gabourey Sadibe, has also been nominated! I am also pulling for Tobey Maguire in ‘Brothers.’ The awards will air Sunday, January 17, 2010 on NBC Here are the 67th Annual Golden Globe Nominations for 2009:

Best Motion Picture — Drama
Avatar
The Hurt Locker
Inglorious Basterds
Precious
Up in the Air

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture — Drama
Emily Blunt, The Young Victoria
Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side
Helen Mirren, The Last Station
Carey Mulligan, An Education
Gabourey Sadibe, Precious

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture — Drama
Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart
George Clooney, Up in the Air
Colin Firth, A Single Man
Morgan Freeman, Invictus
Tobey Maguire, Brothers

Best Motion Picture — Musical or Comedy
(500) Days of Summer
The Hangover
It’s Complicated
Julie & Julia
Nine

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture — Musical or Comedy
Sandra Bullock, The Proposal
Marion Cotillard, Nine
Meryl Streep, It’s Complicated
Meryl Streep, Julie and Julia
Julia Roberts, Duplicity

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture — Musical or Comedy
Matt Damon, The Informant
Daniel Day Lewis, Nine
Robert Downey Jr., Sherlock Holmes
Joseph Gordon Levitt, (500) Days of Summer
Michael Stuhlbarg, A Serious Man

The Full 2009 Golden Globe Nominations List After the Cut. Click “Read More…”

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Mo-Nique, Precious
Julianne Moore, A Single Man
Anna Kendrick, Up in the Air
Vera Farmiga, Up in the Air
Penelope Cruz, Nine

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Matt Damon, Invictus
Stanley Tucci, The Lovely Bones
Christopher Plummer, The Last Station
Christopher Waltz, Inglorious Basterds
Woody Harrelson, The Messenger

Best Animated Feature Film
Coraline
The Fantastic Mr. Fox
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
The Princess and the Frog
Up

Best Foreign Language Film
Barria
Broken Embraces
A Prophet
The White Ribbon
The Maid

Best Director — Motion Picture
Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
James Cameron, Avatar
Clint Eastwood, Invictus
Jason Reitman, Up in the Air
Quentin Tarantino, Inglorious Basterds

Best Screenplay — Motion Picture
Up in the Air
It’s Complicated
District 9
The Hurt Locker
Inglorious Basterds

Best Original Score — Motion Picture

Best Original Song — Motion Picture
“I Will See You,” Avatar
“The Weary Kind,” The Crazy Heart
“Winter,” U2, Brothers
“Cinema Italiano,” Nine
Everybody’s Fine

Michelle Rodriguez: Sex Tape and Angelina Jolie

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Michelle Rodriguez has been long been rumored to be bisexual or a lesbian despite her constant insisting that she isn’t, and says if she had anything to prove to anyone she would do it on camera in the form of a sex tape.

Per ContactMusic:

“If I wanted to tell people what I do with my vagina, I’d have made a sex video a long time ago. Largely, people don’t know the whole story about anything. But still they need to put a name on it so they can label it and put it on the side and not dedicate any time to figuring it out. It’s laziness.”

Although she admits her love life is complicated, being romantically linked to her openly bisexual “Bloodrayne” co-star Kristanna Loken, she won’t be revealing the details of her private life any time soon. However, Rodriguez will admit to her admiration towards Angelina Jolie, who is openly bisexual for the action-packed roles she takes on and the sexual energy she exudes.

“I like women like Angelina Jolie because of her ability to harness masculine and feminine energy into one. There are certain people who are so sexual that it doesn’t matter how old they get, they’re still sexual. Angie, at 50, will still be sexual.”

I wonder if thats her way of throwing her name out there as the Brangelina clock is ticking down… Lots of luck to you Michelle, but how about you keep your lady bits to yourself? I’m sure I’m not alone in saying that nobody wants to see that!

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Courtney Love Unfit Mother Looses Legal Guardianship of Frances Bean

It comes a no surprise really. Frances Bean is no longer under the wing of the greatest coke whore of them all.

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Courtney Love has once again lost legal control of her daughter. In 2003 (Frances was 11) Courtney was stripped of her parenting rights after Bean had to call 911 after her mother overdosed. Love’s rights were restored after 15 months of rehab and cleaning herself up.

Frances, is just a year shy of being a legal adult, is now under the guardianship of her grandmother and aunt. TMZ gave a rundown of the facts:

The guardians appointed by the court are Wendy O’Connor, Kurt Cobain’s mom, and Kimberly Dawn Cobain, Kurt’s sister.
The guardianship was established on Friday. Courtney Love was not in court.
The guardianship is for both Frances Bean personally and her financial well-being.
The guardians do not have power over the trust established after Kurt Cobain’s death.
The guardianship was established after a fairly long period of unstable conduct by Courtney Love. The court proceedings, however, are sealed.

Quoteables:

Dlisted – “And hopefully when Frances turns 18 a judge will bring down the gavel and make her Courtney’s legal guardian. S#!t, they should just do that now.”

Hecklerspray –“We don’t know what Wendy O’Connor will be like as guardian, but that doesn’t matter – so long as she manages to refrain from embarking on berserk Twitter rampages against computer games or whining incomprehensibly in public about online dating or literally kissing Pete Doherty on the mouth, she’ll probably have the edge over Courtney Love in terms of parental suitability.”

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