Benji Madden Dating Holly Madison

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Okay someone seriously needs to sit down with Benji Madden and give him the old ‘skank vs real women’ talk. Any takers? No? Ok, well I guess I will just have to do it. Good Charlotte’s Madden is reportedly secretly dating Hugh Hefner’s former girlfriend Holly Madison. The pair was spotted at a coffee shop recently in Los Angeles getting a little cozy and apparently couldn’t seem to keep their hands to themselves.

Per Starpulse:

A bystander says, “He was rubbing her lower back and the top of her butt, and she was hanging on his shoulder. They were laughing and flirting the entire time.”

Later that day, Madison was seen attending the opening of the Crystals Retail and Entertainment District at Las Vegas’ CityCenter. During the occasion, she admitted having a thing for Benji to “Life & Style.”

Per Life & Style:

“You can say I’m hanging out with someone I have a crush on. [Benji] is just someone I have a crush on…for now!”

Benji Benji Benji! Now you’re stuck with a golddigger… That is, until the next wrinkly old man with a tv show comes calling. I dunno what’s happening to you, Benji… First, Paris Hilton and now this one. Whats your deal with blond bimbos…?

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The Dame’s Link Worthy

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Duke It Out: Celeb Obsessed?: College Candy

Decade of Disney Star Scandals: Popeater

‘Sex and the City’ Movie Sequel Poster – See it HERE!: Allie is Wired

2009 Top 10 Hollywood ‘Tools’ (Men Version); Backseat Cuddler

Barack Obama Nobel Peace Prize Speech (FULL Text, VIDEO): Bumpshack

Paul McCartney agrees that marrying Heather Mills was his biggest mistake: Celebitchy

Miley Cyrus to cover Poison’s ‘Every Rose Has Its Thorn’: Earsucker

Elin Nordegren Moves Out!: Right Fashions

Miley Meets Her Majesty: Gossip Teen

Nicole Richie Posts A New Family Picture: Knocked Up Celebs

Fan-Friendly Taylor Swift Goes Straight In NYC: Socialite Life

Tyler Perry’s Mother, Willie Maxine Perry, Dies at 64: Tonic Gossip

The All-American Rejects Earn Number 1 Most Played Song of the Year: Ten Gossip

Beyonce And Destiny’s Child Girls Being Sued: Wooden Spears

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Very “Carrie”: Celebrity Smack

Sex and the City 2 Official Movie Poster

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What in glitter hell is this? It is supposed to be the official movie poster for ‘Sex and the City 2,’ but someone hit the Mariah Carey button on the photoshop for this. I know that movie makers think that the female population loves anything shiny, but this is bursting with the light of a thousand fairies. Did Adam Lambert and baby Jesus get together to create this?

Image Via: Inside Movies

Kendra Wilkinson Giving Birth to a Baby Boy – UPDATE

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The former ‘Girls Next Door” bubbly blonde is giving birth to a baby boy. Kendra Wilkinson went into labor a few weeks early. She and her new husband, Hank Baskett of the Indianapolis Colts, are planning on naming their boy Hank Baskett the IV.

Hugh Hefner sent well wishes after hearing Kendra was in labor…

“I send my love to Kendra, Hank and the baby on this memorable day.”

UPDATED:

Hank and Kendra welcomed their first child together, son Hank Baskett IV, at 12:37 a.m. Friday in Indianapolis. The wee one was delivered via C-section, weighing a robust 9 pounds, 5 ounces. (He is a football player’s son, after all.)

“We’re happy and healthy and enjoying every second with little Hank,” the proud parents exclusively tell E! News.

Good lawd! She gave birth to a roast beef. I see why she had a c-section. Congrats!

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Top Chef Winner 2009!

Obviously we have a SPOILER ALERT right here. The 2009 winner of Top Chef has been crowned, handed some cash and gets to prance around with a sash waving a zucchini in the air victoriously.

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The 2009 season of Top Chef was one of the better seasons. Between early front runners Kevin, Jennifer and the Voltaggio brothers and the ever annoying Robin, you had a good mix of raw talent and pure dumb luck (ahem…Robin). Kevin and his beard one the hearts of America and was named fan favorite.

I was standing by my person favs. Of course, I watched for impure reasons. I have been harboring a not-so-secret crush on the Voltaggio brothers who bickered through the entire season and made me want to say: “Boys, boys, boys! Stop arguing. There is enough of me to go around!” Bryan, the slightly older brother, seemed like the type to roll over the next morning and make you waffles after a night of sexy times, while Michael would have made your eyes roll back into you head and then slip out before daylight saying: “Thanks! See ya later Carla!”

The winner? Michael Voltaggio barely won the title as Top Chef. He had stiff competition and despite a dessert issue (desserts were mandatory this year) he managed to walk away the winner. Part of me really pulled for his brother. Bryan seemed more deserving of the title and Michael lacked any kind of humility.

Alas…another season is over and I will have to turn to Food Network for my food porn fix.

Robert Pattinson Says He’s Single

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Despite all of the rumors, the inside accounts, and the pictures suggesting Robert Pattinson is dating his “Twilight” leading lady Kristen Stewart, he denies it’s true! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, we’ve heard it before. But this time he insists its true in an interview with Italian Vanity Fair!

Per Examiner:

“I am single… almost everything that came out about my private life is false.”

Last month, witnesses swore Robert and Kristen were spotted around NYC together. There’s also been countless magazine covers suggesting marriage in the future, house-hunting, and the many break-ups and make-ups between him and Stewart. Should we believe them, or the man himself? Pattinson claims much of the reporting on his life is based on speculation, because there is simply nothing else to talk about.

“I think it happens because, really, there is not much to say about what I’m doing,” Pattinson said. “While I am filming, I live practically [like a] recluse in [a] hotel. I come out only to work, and sometimes to go out for dinner. But, if you read the magazines, it seems that I have a frantic high life.”

Robs single? I believe that like I believe Lindsay Lohan has quit the nose candy. Come on, Rob. You don’t hold a girls hand and take her on a shopping spree at a vintage clothing store if there’s nothing going on there.

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Guess Who!

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Guess who is working out to look good on camera for Good Morning America.

Click HERE to find out…

Jennifer Aniston Gives Birth to 19th Tabloid Baby

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Take that Michelle Duggar and Angelina Jolie.Jennifer Aniston is welcoming her 19th baby. Brad Pitt reportedly even helped her create this mythical baby in one of those home brewing kits that you typical make the world’s worst beer in.

Star is vehement that Jen is going to get herself a baby and has enlisted her ex’s help. New Weekly also insists that Aniston was pregnant with Pitt’s baby when he fell into the Angelina Jolie’s voodoo vag. I would like to remind you that New Mag also claimed Kristen Stewart was pregnant with Robert Pattinson’s baby (click HERE to read about the fictitious Stewart pregnancy story).

It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds today.

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Gisele Bunchen Has Given Birth to a Boy!

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People has reported that Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady have welcomed a baby boy. Tom, quarter back for the Patriots, has a son with former girlfriend Bridget Moynahan. This will be the ex Victoria Secret model’s first child.

UPDATED:

Gisele’s mother and twin sister were present for the birth of their first son together. Tom seemed excited and stated the do not have a name yet.

“I don’t have any picks, so we haven’t really chosen one yet. But everyone is great. Everyone is doing really well.”

Brady’s ex-girlfriend and first baby momma, Bridget Monynahan, also released a statement regarding Tom and his first son.

“I wish [Tom and Gisele] the best with their baby,” the actress, 38, tells PEOPLE in a statement. “I’m sure my son will enjoy having a half-sibling. I ask the press to respect our privacy while we are welcoming this new addition to our extended family.”

I am sure everyone will be reading into the statement to find any once of bitchery available. I say, meh. Who wants to go grab some breakfast burritos?

Justin Timberlake Wishes He Supported Janet Jackson’s Floppy Boob

In an effort to keep our site free of Tiger Woods and his Wheel of Home-Wreckers (unless of course, one of them announces she’s pregnant…wtih his triplets), we are focusing on less attention grabbing stories.

And Justin Timberlake’s six-years-too-late apology to Janet Jackson is one of those stories.

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Apparently, Entertainment Weekly named Timberlake one of the 15 Most Important Entertainers of the Decade. Yea, sure. Whatever. I get it. He sings, he dances, he helps to bring up ‘Saturday Night Live’s’ ratings.

But when asked if there is anything he regrets, Timberlake FINALLY apologized for the 2004 Superbowl (completely planned) Boobygate/Janet Jackson nipple slip.

Via Digital Spy:

“I wish I had supported Janet more. I am not sorry I apologised, but I wish I had been there more for Janet,” he said.

No doubt you remember Timberlake ripping open Jackson’s shirt to reveal her left one complete with some kind of nipple jewel. The network went balls crazy fining as many people as possible and Timberlake snuck away into hiding letting poor Janet Jackson to fend for herself.

Now, he’s sorry. Thanks Justin. When do you plan on apologizing for the perm you sported back in the late 90′s? That’s the apology I am waiting for.