Jake Gyllenhaal Wooing Reese Witherspoon with Dinnerware

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WTF? In Touch is reporting that mah walking hairy beast fantasy is sending Reese Witherspoon emails and dinnerware in effort to woo her back.

According to an insider, Reese cooled the romance when she realized she wasn’t ready to take it to the next level — marriage — but now Jake is trying hard to win her back. Not only did Jake send Reese a $75,000 Christmas present — vintage dinnerware from France for her home in Ojai, Calif. — he’s also sent e-mails and flowers. “He isn’t giving up without a fight,” a friend adds.

Plates and teacups? I know the gay thing is a standard joke surrounding him, but seriously….what happened to sending diamond earrings and roses, or as I like to call flowers – poor man’s jewelry? I adore Jakey, but he if he is going to be sending out fine china as way to seduce me it better be engraved with pictures of his artfully manscaped chest.

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2 Responses to “Jake Gyllenhaal Wooing Reese Witherspoon with Dinnerware”

Vilma January 5th, 2010 at 6:14 pm

In Touch is making up stupid stories.

Reese Witherbeard is history, showmance is done, no more arranged photo ops and stupid tabloid fiction.

Ann February 5th, 2010 at 11:39 am

I think half of this BS We are reading is just that, Reese is not stupid, you get theses tabloids that see people out together and they could all be in a mixed group and right there you have a full blown storie, how do you think trash stays in bussiness? by writing crap like what they do, and if people start to read all of this stuf and get caught up in it, then so be it…but your wasteing your time.find something else to read,Something that might enhance the size of a brain.

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