According to Star Magazine the Mighty Brange is on the outs again…you know, like they were last week and the week before that.
According to the rag, Brad Pitt and his love-muffin Angelina Jolie have been on the rocks since Jolie proposed having an “open relationship” with Pitt.
Via Star Magazine:
“Things have gotten so bad, sources say, the night before Zahara’s fifth birthday Brad stormed out of the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in NYC, where the family has been staying, and took off on a solo trip to France — even though a party had been planned for his little girl! Meanwhile, Angie has been spying on Brad and even looked into hiring a private detective to follow him!”
If I was Jolie, I would have saved the money for a private detective and purchased Brad some Lady Bics in order for him to do something about his nasty chin pubes. This news arrives at the same time that the Mighty Brange was supposed to appear at the Golden Globes this weekend alongside Pitt’s ex-Jennifer Aniston.
When Brangelina announced it wouldn’t be attending the ceremony, rumors began flying that Jolie didn’t want to be near Aniston.
Via OK!:
“Angie knows everyone would be looking for any interaction with Jen,” a source says. “As strong as she may look, she’s actually very scared of Jen.”
Let me get this straight: Jolie’s voodoo vagina has been known to swallow men whole and she is supposed to be scared of Jenn, who plastered her sad face on Oprah after Brad dumped her? Right….
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You had me at Voodoo Vagina.
Seriously, Angie’s gorgeous and I feel bad for all the little offspring if they do split, but she seems to be an emotional vampire.
Too MUCH BAGGAGE!
Agree with your last paragraph. Angie afraid of Jen? Whys that? She looks and acts better than her, isnt as selfless and vain as JA either. I’ve never known a 41 yr. old woman to act so immature in my life. The playing with the hair, stupid smirks and the fact she cant get over Pitt five years later is telling. She’s like a woman/child and needs to grow up and get over herself. Besides AJ has dreamy Brad Pitt. Haters say all you want, he looks that way for a movie role, duh…Still wouldnt boot him out of my bed, lol. Something tells me he’ll clean up nicely. Anistons camp must have put that out there. Jolie would eat JA for lunch. Ja’s an overrated, mediocre, homely old tv hag. Ya, id be running for the hills too, lmao….Bring on the Jenhens/haters….
Stop saying fake story about them. move on ugly jealous haters
God bless Brad and Angie and their family
Don’t ever compare Jolie and Jen. It’s make you stuppid. Because Jolie is far more better Jen everything.
Most the cheap magazines is favor to Jenifer Aniston and created bad stories about Brad and Angie They though their readers are idiots, easy to trust whatever they wrote.
I pray to God for them to be together forever. Angelina is ok in everything. Brad is just so lucky to have her. Giving him 3 children and adopted multiras children is so amazed me. For those that telling they have to much baggage I think have to respect her choice. That is her life and it give her happiness. I want to be like her but I can’t. She can because she has more money and willingness. God bless this family. Brad is obviously love her so much.
I don’t care about this crap. I just wish they would have rolled the kid’s pants down to cover their legs in this picture. It’s obvious by the way that they’re dressed that it’s rather chilly outside. I’m a father and kids are great – I feel bad for them here, because despite their little coats and little earmuffs, their legs are showing. Yes, both kids. Take a closer look. But hey, for a celebrity, fashion is far more important than comfort. Lame.