Katy Perry Not Pregnant, Gets Ultrasound

This started with some Tweets in which Katy mentioned she was craving a bit of meat candy from In and Out Burger. Since a ho can’t have a hankering for a double, double without the assumption of her womb being occupied, everyone went ham sandwich crazy and reported she was possibly pregnant.

X17 announced that they spotted her leaving her doctor’s office and smiling so that apparently equals ultrasound by their math.

“X17 photographers JUST spotted Katy Perry leaving the Century City Doctors Hospital in Century City, California, and we’re hearing that the recently engaged songbird was there to get her first sonogram!”

I am sure their source is credible. However, giving a homeless mad some wasabi peas and telling him they are crack rocks in exchange for some dirt on Perry’s mythical pregnancy doesn’t count. (This may or may not be a true story.)

Us Weekly also got in contact with her rep who denied Katy Perry was pregnant. The “Kissed a Girl” singer also announced on her Twitter that she had started her period and laughed:

“Better luck next month peepz!”

I know those days…where getting your period is like Christmas morning. Then you shout: “I’m not pregnant! Everyone grab your vodka and let’s ho stroll!” while you march up and down the aisles of Target with your shopping cart full of Grey Goose pizza rolls. Those are good times.

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