This is the last thing I want to see. I rather watch Ryan Seacrest give his hair an hour long pep talk or a documentary on rubber bands over seeing Lohan making sexy times.
Lucky for us, there may be no truth to the rumors of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape. Reports by the Daily Mail claim there is a 47 second sex tape of Lindsay rubbing her fire-box on some waiter from IHOP. Ok, so I am guessing he works at IHOP, but the report says he works at a well known chain. Obviously Lohan likes to sprinkle her French Toast with blow and Valtrex, so my money is on her favorite Sunday worship spot.
“A 47-second tape of the actress frolicking naked with a mystery male is currently being [shopped] around LA. Now a source told the Mirror: ‘This video file is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which should remain behind closed doors.’”
I’d like to know what types of “sex acts” are ok for public display. My confusion doesn’t stop there as I question who exactly “frolics” while doing their hump? When Gossip Cop asked her about these burning questions she replied: “What sex tape? Haha.”
As you ponder this, please enjoy pics of Lindsay looking like yesterdays floppy boob red light special at a sex toy party. Sadly, that is not a joke.
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Ughh. It’a proably Lindsey trying to sell it! I wonder how much she paid the IHOP waiter! She should realize her 15 minutes are over and go get a job at Cracker Barrel. Then none of us have to hear about her crotch rot.
When your popularity is fading faster than the speed of light, what do you do? Try to find a respectable, A-list project to attach your (damaged) name and reputation to? Nah, too much hard work involved. Just have a cheap quickie on camera, have it ‘accidentally’ leaked to those celeb-chasing geeks at TMZ, and voilà, you’refame is extended for another 15 minutes. Hard to believe just a few years ago she was working with the likes of Meryl Streep, Robert Altman and Tina Fey.
I got ten bucks.
The only tape this girl needs to shop around is a tape of her going to rehab. She’s pathetic and will die soon unless she gets help.