Because I missed it so much, here are some more verbal fireworks from the mouth of John Mayer via his interview with Rolling Stone.
“Do you think it’s going to take meeting someone who I admire more than I admire myself? But isn’t it also about a beautiful vagina? Aren’t we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Don’t they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn’t that have to be there, too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas?
I am surprised he didn’t say: “Isn’t it also about a beautiful vagina or one disguised as a penis?”
He also blurted out some nuttery about masturbating, aliens and tampons.
“I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.”
Then he says that Jennifer Aniston wasn’t his “destiny.”
“What would I be saying to Jen, who I think is f–king fantastic, if I said to her, ‘I don’t dislike you. In fact, I like you extremely well. But I have to back out of this because it doesn’t arc over the horizon. This is not where I see myself for the rest of my life, this is not my ideal destiny.’”
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What an idiot. This guy is so full of himself it’s disgusting. Then he harps on about his distaste for older women who happen to be hottttttttt and disses them also. What he needs is a good ass kicking.
He tries so freaking hard to be deep and introspective… and he just sounds like a stupid poser. He should shut up and come out of the closet already. His rants about degrading women are boring and silly and he winds up only mocking himself.
I am a female and I cannot believe I ever found him mildly attractive – his mouth, his lips, the odd movements he makes when he sings… in combination with the flagrant misogyny… all in all he makes want to hurl!
He was high that whole interview, just for perspective. He walked in with a vaporizer….all that stupidity probably sounded amazing in his head. We’ve all been there…