Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Legal Documents Actually a Prenup

Here we go again. These two have been rumored to be splitting up, getting married, while buying babies from some village in Haiti. So here are the new stories being pumped into you Brangelina hongray eyeballs….

Life and Style (via Starpulse) is probably the closest to the truth:

“Brad and Angelina had a meeting with a top law firm in L.A. in December, where they worked out terms of a legal document similar to a pre-nup. The couple signed the document in early January. They agreed to share their money and assets and custody of their six children, all of whom would live with Angelina in the event of their parents’ break-up. They didn’t talk to the lawyer about splitting, nor was that ever mentioned at the meeting. Brad and Angelina aren’t splitting right now.”

TMZ is bashing reports that Brad and his chin pubs of power bought a bachelor pad.

“The home — located in the Hollywood Hills — is the newest piece of Brad’s master plan to expand the sprawling compound he shares with Angelina and their 86 children. The evidence is clear — first off, Brad purchased the home back in August — long before rumors of a break up began to make the rounds. Second — the place was a dump and Brad couldn’t move in — even if he wanted to — because the home was far from livable at the time he bought it.”

OK Magazine wins the award for Supreme Nuttery in the Category of Fictitious Hook Ups at Buffet Lines or Juice Bars Officiated by George Clooney. The mag basically states that Brad did his ho stroll for Jennifer Aniston at the buffet line backstage at the Hope for Haiti Telethon. They ended up crying on each-other’s shoulders and pledging their reborn again virginity to Kirk Cameron.

“Leave it to sly George Clooney to play matchmaker. When the actor asked both Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston to volunteer for the Hope For Haiti Now telethon he was staging in L.A. on Jan. 22, he knew the two were bound to bump into each other. And they did just that, reuniting at an elaborate backstage buffet at the live event — while Brad’s partner, Angelina Jolie, was in NYC for a photo shoot.”

One thing that we know for sure is that these covers will be the new wallpaper for Jen’s spare bathroom.

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