Angelina Jolie Cheated on Brad Pitt with Lady Gaga

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Ian Halperin, author of the tell-all “Brangelina,” is insistent that Angelina Jolie and Lady Gaga hooked up at a hotel last night.

A source close to the actress told IUC late last night that there was recently a secret rendez vous between the two at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night. Apparently, Angie is obsessed with Lady GaGa. Still, I reserve judgment on this one until I see more proof. Developing…

Why not? They both have equal opportunity crotches. I am sure that we could guess the ending to this. Angie will shave Brad’s horrid chin beard in his sleep and then slip on her favorite pleather body suit and ran off to marry Gaga in a ceremony officiated by Tiger Woods and feature Robert Pattinson as the best man.

Comments

  1. Mike Miller says:

    The only way I could believe this one is if there were a videotape of the “event”. Please gawd let there be a videotape :)

  2. Chuckjones says:

    Are you suggesting that Angie will have Gaga’s baby? It could happen these days. Of course the baby would be a girl.

  3. hailey says:

    she hooked up with someone, hence the “beard”
    frenzy. the press is outing both of the slimey basterds.

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