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Keifer Sutherland showed up to David Letterman’s show in a dress. The “24” star lost a bet after “being so sure” the Patriots were going to win last weekend. Obviously they lost and Keifer had to shop for a dress and then wear it proudly on the Late Show.
Meh, dudes in dresses are a common occurrence around my digs. What? Don’t tell me you have never watched “The Birdcage” with a queen and had a sing-a-long at the end when they all escape the club singing “We are Family.”
Michael C. Hall of the show “Dexter” has been diagnosed with Hodgkins Lymphoma. Fortunately it is being treated and already in remission.
Per Yahoo:
“I feel fortunate to have been diagnosed with an imminently treatable and curable condition, and I thank my doctors and nurses for their expertise and care.”
He plans on continuing his work with show as normal as he continues treatments. Hall will also attend the Golden Globe Awards on Sunday and the SAG Awards with his co-star wife, Jennifer Carpenter, on his arm.
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Jennifer Love Desperate — err, Hewitt — is reportedly engaged to funnyman boyfriend Jamie Kennedy…. For, like the 50 millionth time in the past year. The lovebirds are said to have been ring shopping together while visiting Kennedy’s hometown of Philadelphia.
Per Celebrity-Gossip:
An inside source told press, “They decided to pick it out together so Jennifer gets what she likes. She wants at least three carats, princess cut and platinum.”
Lucky break for Kennedy who almost was dumped by Hewitt for dubbing her a “pear ass.” She told comedian George Lopez about a rough patch they went through during the time of their first vacation together, with Hewitt worried because it would be the first time he would see her in a bikini, when he came up with the not-so-flattering nickname for her backside.
Per Us:
“I heard him coming down the hall, so I got in the cute bikini position. And he goes, ‘Hey, my little pear ass.’ “I said, ‘I’m sorry, what did you say?’”
Hewitt, 30, then explained to Lopez that the remark wasn’t a compliment. “Have you ever seen a pear?” she asked. “It starts thin, it gets fat and it never gets thin again. It’s not cute. It’s not a cute fruit.”
Hewitt says that Kennedy didn’t mean the remark in a mean way and they have since ‘worked it out’ and ‘embraced the pear.’ Trust me Hewitt, embracing that nickname isn’t so bad. You’ve been called alot worse.
It seems Hugh Hefner’s Viagra prescription is on back-order.
To suffice, Hefner announced via his Twitter account that the Shannon Twins, 20 year-old sisters Karissa and Kristina, are moving out of his ho-home (i.e The Playboy Mansion).
“The Shannon Twins are growing up. They’re moving to the Playmate House with my blessing so they will be free to do other things.”
By “do other things” Hef likely means they will have to find another grandpa with a cheerleader complex to do their ho-stroll for.
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OK, so we’re tired of looking at Tiger Woods’s slut-stained face. Surprise Kitty is way better. Now, onto the “news.”
Apparenty Tiger Woods has entered sex rehab. And, since the ladies in Hollywood have kept their panty flashing to a minimal, we are counting this as news today.
X-17 reported back at the end of the December that Woods had entered the uber posh Meadows treatment facility in Arizona. Now, other publications (including People) are stating that it is true.
Via X-17:
“He has been there for a few days since his handlers forces him to enter the program. They feel that if he blames his cheating on addiction, the public will forgive him.”
I’m not so certain Tiger’s biggest worry should be the public forgiving him. We aren’t entitled to half of his nearly billion dollar worth like his wife, Elin, is.
Now, I promise no more Tiger stories…until one of those hos shows us some proof she’s knocked up with his love baby.
This is what we have resorted to. It is a dry morning we are slumming it by picking on people doing their ho stroll at Katsu-ya. Matt LeBlanc was the loveably dopey Joey on “Friends” and I nearly mistook him as Matthew Broderick. The now 42 year old was last seen in 2006 on the failed “Friends” spinoff. He will be returning to Showtime in a fictional comedy called “Episodes.”
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Typically I am passed out drunk er…exhausted from helping underprivileged children by the time the late night talk show circuit begins. With Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien getting bent over by NBC , Jimmy Kimmel decided it would be humorous to dress up and do the worst Leno impersonation ever.
He was in the Leno getup for the entire show and started it off by stating:
“Hello, my name is Jay Leno. And let it hereby be known – that I’m taking over all the shows in late night. Beginning with this! It’s great to be here on ABC. You know what ABC stands for? Always Bump Conan.”
Poor Elisha Cuthbert endured the slightly awkward moments and appeared to be taking the drawn out joke with grace.
Chevy Chase also did a brief bit in a Conan wig.
I love “Community” so I wish they would have focused on that versus Leno VS Coco in the NBC Death Pit.
Ok, after hearing about this I am offering up a years supply of Taco Bell to the person who gets me this phone! In the February issue of “Details” magazine, Channing Tatum opens up about surviving a painful accident that caused severe burns to his penis while filming thee drama “The Eagle of the Ninth” last October in the freezing cold Scottish Highlands.
Per Details:
“The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I’m like, Nah, I’m good. And then I thought, Why not? Thing is, he’d forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my d–k.”
“It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my life…I’ve been to the hospital, gotten stitches, had broken fingers and toes. But this was a suffocating kind of pain…Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach.”
Every actor has embarrassing moments but thats just one I don’t even want to imagine! Tatum even took pictures of his burnt member on his iPhone that he proudly showed to the interviewer, in which the reporter describes as, looking “angry,” “like a hot dog left too long on the grill,” hot pink, singed and shriveled.” I’m sure I’m not alone when I say that we may need to see those pictures, along with some proof of his recovery. I’m sure there are some recovery pics on that phone too… Someone get me that phone!
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“Spider-Man 4” has come to a halt, bringing along a huge vacancy in the film franchise world. Sam Raimi is gone as director, along with the films stars Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. But now that the studio needs to basically start from square one, the main question on everyone’s mind is who will be stepping into Spidey’s suit? Already, names such as Robert Pattinson, Channing Tatum, and Kellen Lutz are being thrown around as possible replacements.
Per EntertainmentWise:
Rob faces competition for the role from Michael Cera, according to the Daily Record.
Wow, Michael Cera too? Really? Just doesn’t seem to fit for me. And neither does Pattinson. His plate is already full at the moment, with shooting for “Bel Ami” scheduled to start in February, “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” press tour scheduled to start in the spring, and a rumored fall start date for shooting “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.” No matter what role it is, Pattinsons name seems to always pop up as a potential casting, most notably when he was rumored to be playing Jack Sparrows’ brother in “Pirates of the Caribbean 4.” (Read about that here.) According to the studio, its going to take quite a while to retool Spiderman 4, so the expected May 2011 premiere date seems to be thrown out the window. Its also too soon to be throwing any names into the ring for Maguire’s replacement, so for now we’ll just chalk up the Pattinson interest to wishful thinking!
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The ‘Young Adult’ star has a new baby friend. Charlize Theron adopted a baby boy. Not many details were released in a statement made by her rep, but the little guy is healthy, happy and the 36 year old named him Jackson. Us says that the child is an African American born somewhere in the [...]
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