Mark Gastineau’s Secret Son

When I was nine I fell in love with Mark Gastineau.

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Shut up. I don’t want to hear it. Yes, he had a mullet. Yes, he turned into a broke, coked-out werewolf living in his sister’s basement. But I still have an autographed picture of him in my bedroom.

Proudly.

However, it is yet another not-so-proud moment for Mark and the Gastineau’s today as it has been revealed that Mark fathered a child with Danish, um, actress and former Flavor Flav lover, Brigette Nielson.

Groan. Some bitches…

Now Gastineau’s daughter Brittny is yapping to anyone who’ll listen about meeting her brother for the first time.

Via The New York Post:

“Brittny told us how she was shocked to discover she has a half-brother named Killian Marcus Gastineau. Brittny said she had heard rumors, but never knew her brother existed until her mother, Lisa, bumped into Nielsen at Ivana Trump’s wedding last April.”

Apparently anyone could have attended Ivana Trump’s wedding.

On an emotional note, Brittny had this to say about her brother.

“Meeting my half-brother for the first time was really very weird and very emotional. The brother I never knew I had — it’s a lot to take in . . . All my life, I’ve always said I wanted a brother. I definitely want us to be close.”

No word from Mark Gastineau as it seems his sister cut off the phone in the basement. (No worries, Mark. You are still mah’ boo).

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The Dame’s Link Worthy

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Demi Lovato Drug Trouble !?!

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A blind item ran on BuzzFoto that claimed a spy overheard friends of a Disney star talking about their famous friend’s drug abuse.

“Friends of this Disney star gossiped that although she is young and cute with a clean image, she’s well on her way to trouble. The star they were gabbing about is underage, but is very talented in taking all types of drugs, even through ways we’ve never heard of!

The friends seemed concerned about the drug use, but laughed off the fact that she is sleeping with two different older men, one that is involved with her career. Right now this star seems to be enjoying her life in the fast lane, but we wonder how long it will be until the lifestyle catches up to her! [It’s] not Miley Cyrus.”

Immediately the finger pointing started in Demi Lovato’s direction. The “Camp Rock” starlet appears to be on a rocky road already. Marks on her wrists and forearms surfacing repeated have raised the question of cutting. (Click HERE to see photos of Demi Lovato’s alleged cutting marks.)

It could be any of the tweens queens, but Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato are garnering the most assumptions on this blind item. I am saying it’s Noah Cyrus. She is like 10 and already looks like a rough trick named Delicious.

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Spider Man 4: Tobey Maguire Out

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After director Sam Raimi dropped out of the fourth installment of the Spider-Man films, Sony decided to hit the reset button on the franchise. Tobey Maguire will no longer be greasing himself up to slide into the Spidey suit. Kristen Dunst can go back to drowning her sads in bong resin and gin.

The director pulled out after Sony demanded a summer release date. The script and casting was still in the works and not nearing finalization anytime soon. Arguments over the villain and the casting Anne Hathaway were holding things up. According to rumors, Sam was pushing for John Malkovich to be Spidey’s nemesis. Raimi felt he couldn’t put together a respectable film by this summer and walked.

Via: Deadline Hollywood:

“Raimi told Sony Pictures: “I can’t make your date. I can’t go forward creatively.” And, so, once he said “That’s it”, Sony Pictures co-chairman Amy Pascal and Columbia Pictures’ Matt Tolmach decided they didn’t want to replace him and instead chose to reboot the franchise. Insiders also tell me that Tobey Maguire heard the news in a phone call with Amy today. I’m told Tobey wasn’t upset. “He’s made 3 great Spider-Man movies. He’s done really well. But he’s the kind of guy who, if Sam wanted to go forward, would have been there for Sam and the studio. Absolutely.”

Instead of replacing the talent of Raimi, Sony has decided to “reboot” the franchise and start with a new cast and new direction. The notion is to have a film put together by summer 2012. As Dame Crista and I were discussing over Bloody Marys this morning (What? We couldn’t have mimosas. There is an orange crisis going on!) this “new format” in 2012 will probably be known as straight to DVD.

Tobey isn’t crying into his Team Jacob pillow. He released a statement about how happy he is to be free of the spandex.

“I am so proud of what we accomplished with the Spider-Man franchise over the last decade. Beyond the films themselves I have formed some deep and lasting friendships. I am excited to see the next chapter unfold in this incredible story.”

And now that is done…who wants some Malt-O Meal?!

Simon Cowell Leaves America Idol

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Simon Cowell is missing the vicodin piñata known as Paula Abdul and subsequently is quitting American Idol after this year.

“We reached an agreement formally at about half past 10 this morning. Where we have come to and agreed is that X Factor will launch in America in 2011, with me judging the show and exec producing the show. Because of that this will be my last season on ‘American Idol,’ this year. I felt like doing something different. I want to leave Idol this year bigger and better than it’s been before.”

Rumor has it…he will be employing Paula on the American version of X-Factor.

“I adore Paula. Whatever happens with her, I will be working with her in some capacity because I miss her.”

I know Simon. I too miss her incoherent ramblings and drunken ho stroll that makes my mid-week worth living. Since Cowell is the only reason people didn’t shank the show after Kara DioEGOSAUROUS…the question of the show’s survival without the Brit is coming into play. Ellen DeGeneres is replacing Paula this year and the idea is to ease Simon out and Ellen in.

I am sure Ryan Seacrest is going to miss Simon’s furry chest poking out of his v-neck t-shirts.

Katy Perry Is Hungry-Not Pregnant

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The folks over at People Magazine are going out of their way to create a little baby mama drama for Katy Perry and her fiance Russel Brand.

It seems the mag is stalking Perry via her Tweets and are using them to claim the songstress is knocked-up.

Via People:

It started with her Jan. 1 message: “Let me tell you 2010 is BUMPIN!” Then on Friday, Perry wrote, “Hey @rustyrockets” – Brand’s Twitter name – “i heard ur prego-ed.” She adds, “I WANT IN AND OUT,” a Southern California hamburger chain, before telling Brand, “I love you … (awwwww barf!).”

Apparently in Hollywood, if one wants to eat then you must be prego. As for her “barf” comment, maybe Perry realizes that her love for Brand makes us all sick to our stomachs.

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Conan O’Brien to Leave NBC for FOX

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Conan O’Brien is reportedly upset with NBC’s plan to move his Tonight Show to a midnight time slot to make room for Jay Leno, considering NBC’s offer unacceptable. And can you blame him?

Per NYPost:

“This level of sh- – -iness was not expected,” one source said. “He’s done a great job for NBC. He moved his entire staff, he moved his family to LA. And five months later, they repay him like this?”

Network Chairman Jeff Gaspin confirmed that he was hoping to pull off a new late-night arrangement after the Winter Olympics: Leno at 11:35 p.m. hosting a half-hour show, and Conan at 12:05 a.m. hosting the one-hour “The Tonight Show.” Jimmy Fallon’s “Late Night” would then be pushed back to 1:05 a.m. O’Brien hasn’t yet accepted NBC’s take-it-or-leave-it offer to move to 12, and the Post’s source says that he might be “happier somewhere else.” If O’Brien and NBC can’t come to terms, Conan may not have to look far for a new job. Fox, who initially offered O’Brien a show before cooling on the idea, is reportedly interested in him again and looking to create its own late-night show.

Per The Wrap:

“We’ve always been interested in late night and we’re always looking to bring great new talent to Fox,” a network source told TheWrap.

Though Conan remains under contract with NBC, Fox feels he would be “a great fit.” Fox and the rest of the TV world continue to watch the NBC late-night drama unfold, waiting to find out which way each hosts fall. I think Conan would be much better off on Fox given the hot-cold relationship he’s had with NBC.

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter Engaged

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It looks like one of New York’s most eligible bachelors is off the market! The New York Yankees‘ shortstop Derek Jeter and actress Minka Kelly reportedly have a November 5th wedding date reserved at Oheka Castke, the same place Kevin Jonas married last month. But don’t worry baseball fans – that’s two days after Game 7 of the World Series is scheduled to end.

Acting on a tip, a reporter posing as a bride-to-be spotted an entry reading “JETER wedding” on the calendar for the date. When the reporter asked if the couple scheduled would be willing to change dates in exchanged for money, sales manager Rick Bellando said money wasn’t the issue.

Per NYPost:

“I guess if it were Derek Jeter getting married, he really wouldn’t care about my money,” our reporter suggested, pointing to the entry.

Bellando chuckled, but quickly tried to dismiss speculation.

“Oh, that’s not Derek Jeter. We wouldn’t use his real name if it were. When the Jonas brother got married here last month, we used a different name.”

The opulent Oheka Castle features a French-style chateau hotel and spa, with an exquisite main ballroom and formal gardens with eight reflecting pools and three fountains. The 100,000 square foot castle – the second-largest private residence in the United States – has hosted lavish parties for royalty, Hollywood stars and heads of state for nearly a century. Not to worry though, female Yankees fan. If you don’t mind giving up most of your mirror time, Jeter’s teammate, Alex Rodrigez, is still single

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Hollywood Dame’s PopEater Favs

Here is what is happening over at PopEater:

Michael Buble Engaged!

Derek Jeter, Minka Kelly to Tie the Knot

Casey Johnson Laid to Rest, Fiancee Tila Tequila Not in Attendance

All Eyes on Conan: Should He Stay or Should He Go?

Rihanna Denies Herpes Reports

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Remember when Chris Brown beat the Gucci out of Rihanna? Yup. The rumors flew that he beat her after finding out she gave him herpes. She often sports a cold sore on her lip and Tila used this as ammunition in a blog rampage claiming RiRi had herpes. (Click HERE to read Tila’s claim of Rihanna’s Herpes.)

Regardless of the photos and Tila’s claims, Rihanna addressed issue. In an interview with GQ, the “Umbrella” singer denies having the STD.

“It’s not true. It’s a fucking scar. On my lip. That’s there every day of my life… At first I was like, Are you serious? First I thought people were gonna definitely know that that’s not…But when I read it, and I see that people just buy into that…Like, the minute they see it, it forms something in their head.”

What do you think?

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