Britney Spears Dumps Cheating Jason Trawick – Photos

Men are whores. I am too, but at least I am not doing my ho stroll while telling Britney I wanna run my fingers through her weave for the rest of my life.

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Jason Trawick was reportedly caught cheating on Britney Spears. The ‘3’ singer was said to be close to another engagement after her disastrous marriage to Lord of the Funyuns left her ham sandwich crazy. She managed to rise back to a new level of success and started dating a man who has a full time job and doesn’t smell like day old Taco Bell. That is all over according to a spy who caught Jason having cuddle time with another woman.

“Ella Davis, who was in the unfortunately named bar at the time, said: “Jason left the bar with two bottles of water – and a stunning girl who looked like Britney did five years ago.He had his arms around her and they looked extremely comfortable in each other’s company.”

At the news of Trawick’s cheating, Spears was said to have called him and ripped him to pieces. She then dyed her hair and refused to take any of his calls. Momma Lynn also came to console Brit-Brit and the two hit a hotel and shopping.

“When she heard he’d been caught canoodling with two girls in The Roger Room, it was the last straw. She was absolutely gutted and feels betrayed.

“She called her mum who flew in from Louisiana to be with her. They checked into the Mondrian and Brit had some black hair dye, saying she needed a change. Only recently Britney told friends she was hunting for an engagement ring – so this has come from nowhere. Everyone is assuming it’s over – for the time being anyway. It is very sad.”

Below are photos of Britney sporting her black hair on Wed. January 7th, 2010. She is sporting her angry face so there is some truth to hair dying and case of the sads.

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Images Via: JJB

Guess Who!

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Guess which child star turned trouble twenty-something is in trouble with the law AGAIN after her driver committed assault while driving her around.

Click HERE to find out!

Leno vs. Conan vs. NBC- The Saga Continues

NBC suits made it official over the weekend: Jay Leno will be moved from primetime.

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‘The Jay Leno Show,’ which has been airing at 10:00 PM EST, will now be pushed back to 11:30 PM EST and shortened to a half hour long with Conan O’Brien following at midnight.

However, the change has made our favorite Ginger-Boy a little angry.

Via The Feed:

“NBC has asked Leno to move to 11:35 p.m. and host a half-hour show, followed by O’Brien’s hourlong “Tonight Show” and Fallon’s one-hour “Late Night.” Leno is expected to agree to the change, though it’s unclear if O’Brien is willing to stay with the network. The comedian has had multiple overtures from networks and on Friday a Fox source called O’Brien ‘a good fit’ for the network.”

Fox has no late-night show of its own.

So far, Conan has kept mum on his feelings regarding the change in the line-up. However, I have a feeling he’s going to be spotted by paps leaving Chateau Marmont on the arm of Rupert Murdoch any day now.

Jennifer Lopez Says In Vitro is ‘Messing’ with God

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This woman should be seen and not heard. Preferably not seen either, but if I am being granted wishes, I am totally going to wish for it to rain vodka, the ability to fly and cat that can shoot death beams from its eyes.

Anyway…Jennifer Lopez has taken to claiming she was robbed of an Oscar, complaining about Michael Phelps being an attention whore and slamming in vitro fertilization. Lopez swears up and down that her twins actually came from Skeletor’s man purse and not the result of fertility treatments of any kind.

“I … believe in God and I have a lot of faith in that, so I just felt like you don’t mess with things like that,” she told Elle (via Fox News). “And I guess deep down I really felt like either this is not going to happen for me or it is. You know what I mean? And if it is, it will. And if it’s not, it’s not going to.”

Of course many people are super peeved that Lopez is hypocritical hose beast. Families brought unto us by IVF are raising their eyebrows and showing JLo their angry face. However, The American Fertility Association is trying to be classy and patted her on the head and rolled their eyes.

“[Jennifer Lopez] has stated that she would never consider in-vitro fertilization as an option since she is a traditionalist,” an AFA rep said. “We at the American Fertility Association, support Jennifer Lopez’s right to not use in-vitro fertilization or any other form of assisted reproduction in the creation of her family, just as we also support another person’s right to use this same technology.”

Someone hit CTRL+ALT+STFU on JLo’s whine-hole please.

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New Music Friday – The Big Pink

The Big Pink” are an electro-rock duo from London, England, comprised of multi-instrumentalists Robbie Furze and Milo Cordell. The duo signed to the 4AD label in 2009, and won the prestigious NME Philip Hall Radar Award for best new act. They have released four singles, with their debut album “A Brief History of Love” released in September. They supported Muse on their UK arena tour in November and provided a remix of Muse’s single “Undisclosed Desires.”

Dominos” is the first single from The Big Pink’s debut album. The song peaked on the UK Singles Chart at #27 and on the Irish Singles Chart at #25. “Dominos” has also been featured in UK xbox 360 advertisements. You can check out the song above.

Morgan Freeman to Father a Child with His Step-Granddaughter

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Morgan Freeman has reportedly agreed to try for a baby with girlfriend E’Dena Hines, who he has carried on a decade long affair with. Oh, did I mention she’s his step-granddaughter? Hines is the granddaughter of Morgan’s first wife, Jeanette Adair Bradshaw. They are not related by blood, but Freeman did help to raise Hines for a greater part of her life. Hines is also said to be the cause for the split between Morgan and his second wife, Myrna, when his affair began with the then-teenaged Hines.

Per Celebitchy:

“E’Dena wants Morgan’s baby,” a close source told The Enquirer. “She believes that will give her a final hold on Morgan and, after his divorce with Myrna is over, she will end up marrying him.”

“Morgan has gone along with E’Dena’s wishes of having a baby,” said the close source. “he knows it would be disastrous is E’Dena blew up and went public with everything she knows.”

Myrna apparently found out about this little situation, and sources say she is furious and trying to put a stop to it telling E’Dena she has ‘another thing coming’ if she thinks she will be having his baby. Myrna is making it known that she would do everything she could to talk Morgan out of it.

Did anyone else throw up in their mouth a little? This is just wrong on so many different levels.

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Natalie Portman’s Naughty Hotel Chevalier Pics Reheated

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Ol’ Natalie is pissed y’all! The uptight actress is facing another viral surge of interest in Natalie Portman Hotel Chevalier pics again. The scene in which Portman was nude first leaked to the net in 2007 has reheated. Why? Who knows…we are all a bunch of pervs, but I am guessing it has something to do with the fact that she reportedly opened her whine hole and complained about her nudity being the focus of the short film and the being posted on the net.

“I’m not prudish about nudity. I think it’s beautiful in films, and sex is such a big part of life. My issue is that I feel it takes something away from what you’re doing when the focus is put on the wrong thing. My picture ended up on porn sites, and that’s the dilemma,” she added.

Awfully moral for someone who jumped on Sean Penn’s peen-wagon pre-divorce. Don’t remember Natalie Portman and Sean Penn hooking up? Click HERE for a refresher.

The Natalie Portman’s Naughty Hotel Chevalier Pics are After the Cut. Click “Read More…”

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Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez are Dating Again

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The other night at the People’s Choice Awards, Taylor Swift gave ex-boyfriend Taylor Lautner a standing ovation when he won the award for Favorite Break-Out Movie Actor. But don’t read too much into that – There is no reunion between Taylor-Squared since it seems Lautner has moved on.. err, moved back… to ex girlfriend Selena Gomez.

Per iVillage:

“There’s still a definitive spark between [Selena and Taylor L.],” a source tells Star, adding that he’s been quietly rekindling his romance with her even after they ended their courtship at the end of May 2009.

But just how did the two tween-stars find their way back to eachother? Its been rumored a little bit of interference by Gomez and John Mayer might be to blame. Mayer reportedly asked Swift to sing on his single “Half of My Heart” and a so-called friend says Mayer has a crush on her. Swift is said to have rejected Mayer’s advances, but Lautner was still left “devastated.” In swoops Gomez, I would presume, and caused uncertainty in our Taylor-Squared relationship.

However, more realistically, the Taylors simply didn’t have a lot in common, with rumblings of their being no strong feelings on Swift’s side. Apparently, this girls squinting has messed with her vision cause who wouldn’t want Lautner? Whatever the real reason behind the breakup – its Swift’s loss and Gomez’s lucky gain!

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Images Via: Gossip Teen (Note- These are photos from their first time dating.)

Sharon Stone Slams Meryl Streep-UPDATE

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I remember a time when Sharon Stone was considered hot. It was something like 15 years ago. I also remember a time when Meryl Streep was considered hot. It was about 15 seconds ago.

However, that hasn’t stopped Stone from throwing some harsh remarks in Streep’s direction.

Via The Telegraph:

“I look at her and I think, ‘I’m chasing my kids, I’ve moved my parents in with me, I’m coping with food spills – that looks like me in real life’.

“Meryl looks like an unmade bed, and that’s what I look like. To me, that looks true.”

So let’s get this straight kittens. Sharon thinks she’s not getting solid movie jobs because she’s too pretty. While Streep continues to work-landing Oscar nomination after Oscar nomination- because she looks, “ordinary.”

Yes, I am sure your ‘pretty’ has everything to do with it, Sharon and not the fact that your breakout role is remembered solely for featuring your lady muffin.

UPDATE JANUARY 11, 2010

Sharon Stone is a little miffed about our story. According to Stone and her rep, her statements were taken completely out of context. Stone claims, in an exclusive story with our friends at Popeater, that she was trying to compliment the “It’s Complicated” star.

“It is not ok with me for someone to take a statement I made with good-natured intent and to try and make it in to something politically incorrect.”

Please note she makes no correction to my assumption that a flash of her lady muffin made her a star.

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Hollywood Dame’s PopEater Favs

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Here is what is happening over at PopEater:


Happy Birthday Elvis!

Ellen DeGeneres Says ‘Simon is Smart… But Mean’

Jay Leno Rips NBC in Monologue

Punches Fly (Again) on ‘Jersey Shore’