CNN Bans Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin managed to land a gig co-hosting CNN’s New Year’s Eve special with Anderson Cooper, and after a couple of risky comments and dropping the ‘F-bomb’, its a safe bet to say she won’t be asked to co-host again. Infact, its a sure bet – CNN has banned her.

Per PopEater:

“She was a total embarrassment to the network that calls themselves ‘The Most Trusted Name in News.’ Even Anderson (Cooper, her co-host) thinks it’s time to say goodbye to Kathy,” a CNN insider tells me.

Griffin’s potty-mouthed New Year’s Eve shenanigans included asking for a “bump” of cocaine, theorizing on Anderson Cooper’s pleasuring habits in front of a mirror and asking if he has a ‘safe’ word, and referring to Balloon Boy, Falcon Heene, as “F*****g Heene.” Cooper, like the true newsman he is, just shakes his head and offers a small, embarrassed laugh, and calls her “terrible” before carrying on with the broadcast. CNN quickly issued a statement on Griffin’s behalf, apologizing for her use of “profanity,” but I think they would have seemed more sincere if they apologized for hiring her in the first place. Griffin has yet to offer up an apology herself, which isn’t surprising since she’s never apologized for being obnoxious before.

Matt Kemp and Rihanna’s Hot Tub Hook Up – Photos

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It seems Rihanna fulfilled her New Year’s Resolution to move-on from her rocky relationship with ex Chris Brown by hooking up with a major player-baseball player Matt Kemp.

Kemp, LA Dodgers outfielder, followed the ‘Russian Roulette’ singer to Dubai where she was scheduled to perform.

Via Hollwood Life:

“Rihanna and Matt are starting to get serious – he even followed her to Dubai for New Years. Rihanna likes him because he’s such a gentleman…and super sexy!”

The celebration didn’t stop there.

The two then jetted off to Mexico where the two were papped getting cozy in a hot-tub. Check those pics out over at D-Listed.

In one pic, it appears Kemp is giving his lady an eskimo kiss…aw! No worries to my smut-lovers though. In another pic, Kemp is caught with more than a handful of Ri’s rump.

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Jake Gyllenhaal Wooing Reese Witherspoon with Dinnerware

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WTF? In Touch is reporting that mah walking hairy beast fantasy is sending Reese Witherspoon emails and dinnerware in effort to woo her back.

According to an insider, Reese cooled the romance when she realized she wasn’t ready to take it to the next level — marriage — but now Jake is trying hard to win her back. Not only did Jake send Reese a $75,000 Christmas present — vintage dinnerware from France for her home in Ojai, Calif. — he’s also sent e-mails and flowers. “He isn’t giving up without a fight,” a friend adds.

Plates and teacups? I know the gay thing is a standard joke surrounding him, but seriously….what happened to sending diamond earrings and roses, or as I like to call flowers – poor man’s jewelry? I adore Jakey, but he if he is going to be sending out fine china as way to seduce me it better be engraved with pictures of his artfully manscaped chest.

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Vince Vaughn Married Kyla Weber in Chicago

Vince Vaughn has gotten married y’all! On January 2, 2010 the “Wedding Crashers” star married his 29 year old fiancé, Kyla Weber. The two have been engaged since Valentine’s day and were married in a small and very private ceremony in Chicago. Weber is a Canadian real estate agent and 10 years younger than Vaughn.

There is already talk about kids. Vince mentioned in an interview in September that he was ready for a family.

“It’s the first time that I really want to have kids. I’ve been very fortunate in my career, and my life has been about that for so long that you get bored of it. You’re ready for your life to be about other people and other things.”

Insert a Jennifer Aniston crying into pint of Ben and Jerry’s joke here. Nah, I am kidding. She is way over that shiz. She went right back to stalking Brad after Vince hit CLT+ALT+IQUITTHISBITCH on their relationship.

Quoteables:

Celebrity Smack – “It was a small ceremony with only a few family members and friends. None of that fancy schmancy, huge celebrity wedding crap for ol’ Vinny.”

Hecklerspray – “it’s fair to assume that Vince Vaughn didn’t write his own vows for the service – because if he did, he’d still be there now, babbling and ad-libbing and riffing in the same monotonous yakkety-yak way hour after hour because, even though it’ll all get edited down to a couple of seconds in the wedding video, it’ll bulk out the DVD release a bit more if it’s included as an extra.”

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Johnson and Johnson Heiress, Casey Johnson, Died

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Casey Johnson of the Johnson and Johnson empire has died. The 30 year old was found dead on the morning of the 4th (yesterday). You may recognize the name as she was recently engaged to Tila Tequila. She announced the death of Casey via Twitter:

“Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w/ family.”‘

So far details have been sketchy. Police confirmed that firefighters were called to her home on at 11:51 yesterday and pronounced dead at the scene. An officer stated that it appeared to be a natural death with no evidence of foul play. TMZ reports that a source told them that Casey had been dead for several days before her body was found yesterday. Toxicology reports and a full investigation will follow.

Reports that tween singer Justin Bieber died followed reports of Casey Johnson’s death. Those reports are false. Bieber is NOT dead.

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Jude Law Takes Break from Sienna to See His New Baby, Sophia

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In September of 2009 some ho won the baby daddy lottery and gave birth to Jude Law’s fourth child. (He has 3 other children with his ex wife Sadie Frost.) It is now January of 2010 ( a reminder just in case you are still in your champagne hangover) and Jude has yet to meet his lovechild, Sophia.

Law has been busy playing slap and tickle with Sienna Miller on a beach in Barbados to stop and see his daughter. (Click HERE for more photos of Jude Law and Sienna Miller reunited.) However, baby momma Samantha Burke is all tingly with giggles as Jude reportedly called her around Christmas to make arrangements to meet baby Sophia.

“She’s over the moon. She was hurt he had not seen Sophia,” a source told British newspaper the News of The World. “She told us they would get back together but I think Jude just feels a responsibility to his daughter,” revealed the insider. “Sam is also considering moving to London. It could be the career chance she wanted.”

Aww…so this Burke ho is delusional. Well, she will have gobs of child support cash to console her.

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Tiger Woods ‘Vanity Fair’ Cover

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Tiger Woods is quite the tabloids star lately, but now he’s popping up on the cover of Februarys’ “Vanity Fair.” The ‘MIA’ golfer was photographed by Annie Leibovitz, shirtless and lifting weights, for the magazine before he was exposed for the ‘cheetah’ he really is. The issue includes an article written by Buzz Bissinger focusing on the scandal and downfall of one of the worlds greatest golf stars, and is accompanied by a full picture portfolio with never-before-seen shots of a “raw” Woods.

Per Vanity Fair:

“In the end it was the age-old clash of image versus reality…. He deluded himself into thinking he could be something that he wasn’t: untouchable. The greatest feat of his career is that he managed to get away with it for so long in public, the bionic man instead of the human one who hit a fire hydrant.”

I’m sure I’m not the only one whos first thought was ‘prison yard workout’ after seeing the cover picture. Tiger just earned himself some extra Pathetic Points.

Quoteables:

Dlisted – “And at least Annie Leibovitz can pay off some of her creditors so they won’t give her a coronary when they jump out of her bushes as she comes home.”

The Superficial – “Annie Leibovitz has to be pissed. She probably thought she was getting unprecedented access to Tiger when it turns out there’s maybe five females in the world who haven’t seen this shit up close.”

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