Kourtney Kardashian Photoshopped Baby Mason Photos

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The least annoying of the Kardashians posed for the cover of OK! magazine with her baby, Mason Dash Kardashian. Kourtney looked as though she had already dropped the 40 pounds just a few days after she gave birth.

However, Photoshop is to thank for her post-pregnancy body. They airbrushed her still bulging belly into a little slope.

They doctored and Photoshopped my body to make it look like I have already lost all the weight, which I have not,” she tells Women’s Wear Daily.

Last week, Kourtney took to her Twitter page to set the record straight: “One of those weeklies got it wrong again … they didn’t have an exclusive with me. And I gained 40 pounds while pregs, not 26…But thanks!”

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie ‘Definitely Split’

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Nothing says trouble in paradise like buying your own home, without your partner. Brad Pitt bought the house next door he shares with Angelina Jolie for $1.1 million to help him sort out their split. The home is a 3,232-square foot 20’s era home that has two bedrooms & two bathrooms, a bar area, and even has a secret cave!

Per DailyMail:

‘The house oozes character,’ said a source. ‘Brad has had his eye on it for some time but he decided now was the right time to buy because he wanted a place to call his own. He needs somewhere quiet that doesn’t have memories of Angie and where he can be alone and think about what he does next.’

Author of the book “Brangelina,” Ian Halperin, had originally predicted the end of the famous couple and says that he himself has confirmed they have definitely split, speculating on how he feels the drama will unfold in the media over the next couple of weeks.

Per PopEater:

“My sources clearly say they’re estranged, they kept it quiet because they want to work out something conducive to the well being of the children and I think that’s a commendable way of dealing with it.”

“Either they confirm it, or they appear in the public shortly, probably in the next week, sending the public a message that the rumors are bogus. And then you’ll soon start to see more intensity in the stories, some in the mainstream press citing that they’ve definitely split, and that will happen in in the next few weeks.”

“I have confirmed from one person in the house and one of his closest friends that they have definitely split. And that’s split romantically. That doesn’t mean they don’t have business together, they’re still going to have joint custody of the children, but romantically it appears they’re estranged.”

Meanwhile, Pitt’s mother, who has made no secret of her preference of his first wife Jennifer Aniston to Jolie, is now trying to desperately help to save their relationship for the sake of their six children. She reportedly feels like she can really help the couple work out their problems and move forward together. It was recently reported that Pitt and Jolie – who have three adopted children as well as three biological kids – were heading for a split after signing a legal document which equally split their $330 million fortune and custody of their kids. However, sources close to the couple denied this and insisted “everything was fine” between them. Yet, no denial from the famous power-couple themselves. I guess time will tell for sure, but if I was a betting woman I would bet everything I have that on Halperin’s prediction. He did predict Michael Jacksons passing, after all!

Guess Who!

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Guess who is expecting his first child. Hint: He is a hot Scottish actor.

Click HERE to find out.

The Dame’s Link Worthy

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Completely ‘Lost’: Series Recap Returns In One Week

It’s here, it’s here!!!!! Squeeeeee!!!! Clap, clap, clap!

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Yes everyone, the time is finally upon us. One week from today our beloved show ‘Lost’ returns for its FINAL season!

I know, I know…I too am torn. I want the show to come back so bad I would sell a limb for it, but knowing it’s the last season makes the return bittersweet.

And because I know you were all on pins and needles with wonder, yes kittens, my weekly ‘Lost’ recaps will also be returning to Hollywood Dame . You will be able to read my disjointed and (often times) far-fetched theories every Wednesday afternoon.

As always, I encourage you to leave comments and your own theories in our comments section.

To get things rolling, let’s start with the inevitable question: What the heck do you think is going on?!?

Catch the season premiere of ‘Lost’ Tuesday February 2, at 8:00 PM EST/ 7:00 PM CST on ABC.

Diddy Throws His Son, Justin Combs, Over-the-Top Sweet 16

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Over the weekend, while many celebs lent their time to help raise money for earthquake victims in Haiti, P. Diddy was busy throwing his son, Justin, a sweet sixteen birthday party.

And don’t worry, we’re all going to have a chance to catch the gaudy train to wealthy-ville as MTV cameras were rolling during it all.

Via The New York Daily News:

“Diddy also didn’t skimp on the gifts. He presented Justin with a brand-new silver Maybach (which sat outside the W. 28th St. hot spot wrapped in a red bow) and a uniformed driver to escort him around New York City — because, at 16, Justin is just now learning how to drive.”

Diddy also gave his son a check for $10,000 which, according to him, he plans to donate to the Haitian relief effort right after he stomps hisd custom made shoes around and pouts about his Maybach being the wrong color.

Quoteables:

Dlisted – “Any bitch who names his son Justin DIOR is obviously going to throw him a gaudy mess of a 16th birthday party.”

Celebitchy – “Diddy’s son Justin turned 16 over the weekend, and Diddy threw Justin an extravagant birthday party in New York, all filmed for MTV’s series “My Super Sweet Sixteen”. Sidenote: I don’t watch the show with any regularity, but when I do, I fear for not only the future of our country, but the future of the human race.”

Hollywood Dame’s PopEater Favs

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Here is what’s happening over at PopEater:

Gary Coleman Arrested for Domestic Violence


Why We Don’t Buy the Brangelina Split Rumors

Diddy’s Son Gets a $300K Maybach for His Birthday

Here’s the Situation: ‘Jersey Shore’ Stars Want Raises

‘Hope for Haiti Now’ Has Raised $57 Million … So Far

Joel McHale Loves the Gay Community

I love me some Joel McHale. Nothing says fun like the mention of free Sephora samples and Ryan Seacrest jokes.

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The Advocate got a hold of him and asked him about his gay following.

We’re usually among the first to point out a celebrity’s gay following, but yours is so large and widely acknowledged that it’s frequently discussed with you in mainstream media.

And one day I hope to form a gay army and start a gay country of some sort — even gayer than France. I have been asked about my gay following a lot, and my standard response is “It’s fabulous!” But then I wonder how these people know I have a gay following. Are they taking some sort of gay census?

And just for funsies…Joel McHale shirtless!

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Simon Cowell Offers Robert Pattinson Record Deal

Simon Cowell has reportedly offered Robert Pattinson a record contract. Pattinson, who contributed two songs to the “Twilight” soundtracks and not only sings but plays the piano and guitar, is said to take his music “very seriously”. After rumors that Cowell was looking to sign him with a ‘blank check,’ other record companies have now sparked interest and a bidding war for Sparklepants as begun.

Per Ok:

A source told The Sun: “Robert is reluctant to be turned into a pop star – and takes his music very seriously. He is a bit wary of signing up with Cowell who is, of course, associated with X Factor and pop.”

The rumors also say that the deal would even allow Pattinson to write his own songs – Which he already does fantastically, by the way. Earlier in March 2009, he revealed his desire to release an indie album, saying he is not afraid if the record fails because he “got nothing to lose.” In an earlier said in an interview that he does not want his movie image to affect his singing career and does not want to be known as a pop star. Recently, Pattinson mentioned how he misses playing, but is finding it hard to continue without masses of Twi-hards tracking him down.

He said: “I really miss it [music]. I’m afraid of being overshadowed by [Twilight] a bit. That’s why I haven’t done any gigs or released anything for ages. I think it makes you set your standards higher because you need to overshadow this massive thing. It’s tough.”

As long as he stays true to himself, I don’t see him being turned into another ‘pop-star.’ He could put out an album that consists of nothing but static with a few grunts thrown in here and there and still go platinum. You can check out more of Robert Pattinson singing by clicking HERE.

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Johnny Depp NOT Dead – Latest Victim Of Death Hoax

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This is what happens when fools living in their mom’s basement takes over the job of real news reporting! After being induced to sleep last night with the help of my friend Bloody Mary, I was awoken to a barrage of text messages from family members and friends claiming Johnny Depp was dead! Oh no, I thought, and I jumped out of bed and stumbled my drunken tail to the computer to find out for myself only to see that its not true. Johnny Depp is NOT dead! Instead, Mr. Depp is the latest celebrity to be hit by the death hoax. Phew! I would have hated for 2010 to start off with the death of the ‘Sexiest Man Alive.’

Per E!:

“He isn’t dead,” Depp’s rep, Robin Baum, told E! News. “He’s fine.”

According to reports, a website made a fake web page for CNN News with the headline “Johnny Depp Dies After Fatal Car Crash,” claiming his car was found alongside a road outside Bordeaux, France, with the guard rail embedded deep inside the car. Images of the supposed car wreckage were also posted with the so-called news. The website claimed that CNN’s Melissa Gray and Harris Whitback wrote this report, but there were many obvious mistakes that made it clear they didn’t. Not only did the dateline of the fraud web page say March 25, 2004, but right after it said ‘alcohol’ caused the incident, there was a story below it about British explorers who escaped from caves in Mexico, which nowhere linked to the story. Whoever the losers are with apparently no life who had the time to come up with the story, it apparently worked at least for a while, as fans have been tweeting “RIP Johnny Depp,” making it a Twitter trending topic.

The good news is our beloved Jack Sparrow is still alive and kicking. The bad news is the people behind the fake story should consider going into hiding for the next couple of months. God knows what his fans will do to the people behind the site if they find them!

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