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My Grandma Betty is going to be spending the day praying for my soul after she peeks at Jesus Luz’s peen.Photos of the uncensored Jesus Luz and Madonna W Magazine spread have surfaced for your Friday funsies.
All I have to say is someone needs to give Photoshoppers R Us an award for making Madge not look like the old woman who seduced children with candy and then tosses them in her EZ Bake Oven.
Naughty Nude Photos of Naked Jesus Luz are After the Cut. Click Read More…
Ok all you History Channel lovers, Hollywood Dame is giving away a copy of Season 3 of “Ice Road Truckers.” This is the season that introduces the first female Ice Road trucker. All you have to do is try the new Ice Road Truckers Facebook game and email me your first score. Click HERE to go to the game!
Contest ends Friday January 22, 2010. (TODAY!) Winners will be notified by email in reply to your entry. Enjoy and good luck!
Guess who is sticking to her older man fetish and dating a man 13 years older than her. Hint: She just died her blond locks red.
Guess which actress has a Craigslist fetish? Hint: She is married with a child and presented at the Golden Globes.
Anna Kendrick, aka Jessica Stanley from the “Twilight” saga, appeared on “The Rachael Ray Show” Wednesday to promote her new movie “Up in the Air” and ended up being suckered into playing the game ‘Who Would You Rather” between George Clooney and Robert Pattinson. Funnier to watch Rob change her tire – who knew Anna had a devious side to her? Now even though Rachel said to get our minds out of the ‘gutter’…mine was totally there! The only question she didn’t ask Anna was who would she rather play sexy time with. I’d take Robert all the way, but sure wouldn’t kick George out of bed!
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Should we really feel sorry for douche-of-the-year Kanye West? Obviously not.
And neither do the people behind this Friday’s super A-List “Hope for Haiti” telethon.
While organzier George Clooney scanned through his phone book of super famous friends, he skipped over the “Gold-Digger” rapper.
Via Popeater:
“After what he said on the Katrina telethon and the way he behaved at the MTV Video Music Awards, everyone agrees it’s just best that he does not participate. Kayne has to make everything about himself. He will do anything to steal the spotlight and, well, this night it’s just not about him.”
What? You mean to tell me the earthquake in Haiti isn’t about Kanye or his shaved-mess of a girlfriend? Someone pass the Courvoisier!
The “Hope for Haiti” telethon airs commercial-free Friday, January 22 at 8:00 PM EST on MTV.
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Yesterday I was contacted by the good people of CNN. I was lucky enough to discuss the touchy topic of celebrity body image. The subject became reheated after the New York Times posted two stories that caused a backlash.
Christina Hendricks was under fire for an ill fitting gown. The media outlet’s fashion critic, Cathy Horyn, dubbed her a “big girl” and it became a storm of disagreement. It should also be mentioned that the article was accompanied by an obviously digitally altered photo that appeared to stretch her width. Since then, the image was replaced and the error chalked up to a “routine processing” error. Regardless, he issue was no longer the dress, but a question of Christina’s body image.
Breeanna Hare of CNN tackled the controversy by talking to people on both sides of the issue. Click HERE to read ‘Mad Men’ actress ‘big’? Them’s fightin’ words on the Web featuring comments from yours truly!
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(Yes, I know this is a pic of Jocelyn Wildenstein. I figured it was only a matter of time before Heidi is her twin.)
As you know, I don’t like give Hose-Beast 3.0 and Robo-Douche the benefit of press, but I couldn’t help it this time. Heidi Montag’s album, Superficial, is a big gigantic flop. She hasn’t even come close to the 1,000 copy mark.
“I put every dollar I have into this. I’ve spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It’s cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality… The songs will make an impact in pop history.”
Currently a whopping 658 were sold. So much for “changing” pop history. I am guessing that her Robo-Douche of a husband bought 657 of those. So I want to know who the guilty party is who actually bought this ear-rape on CD. See…this is what happens when you try to make Al Rocker, whose only known enemy is a cheeseburger, look like a rapist. Somewhere out there Anderson Cooper is giggling at this.
Quoteables:
The Superficial: “On the bright side, once they take away her house because she can’t afford the payments on her schnozz, Heidi won’t have to worry about living outdoors. You know, because she’s waterproof and bears hate the taste of mannequins.”
Hollywood Gossip – “The irony of that statement? It may very well make such an impact. Those “Worst Albums of the Decade” lists have to be populated by something!”
Conan O’Brien, NBC Agree on $45M Divorce Deal: Popeater
Marisa Miller Loses Her Wings: I Need My Fix
Uma Thurman Picks Up Her Son From School: I’m Not Obsessed
Bachelor Deleted Scene About Rozlyn and The Staffer: For Ladies By Ladies
New ‘Spider-Man’ Reboot Gets a Director: BackSeat Cuddler
Justin Gaston got a job!: Earsucker
I Was “The Other Woman”: College Candy
Cornelius Edwards, Split Pants American Idol 9 “Rolling on the River” [VIDEO]: Celebrity Smack
Adam Lambert Sits Down To Talk With Oprah Winfrey – Video: Allie Is Wired
‘The Vampire Diaries’ Returns Tonight!! Damon & Elena’s Excellent Adventure: Gossip Teen
John Edwards Finally Admits Paternity Of Rielle Hunter’s Baby Quinn: Bumpshack
Because I missed it so much, here are some more verbal fireworks from the mouth of John Mayer via his interview with Rolling Stone.
“Do you think it’s going to take meeting someone who I admire more than I admire myself? But isn’t it also about a beautiful vagina? Aren’t we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Don’t they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn’t that have to be there, too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas?
I am surprised he didn’t say: “Isn’t it also about a beautiful vagina or one disguised as a penis?”
He also blurted out some nuttery about masturbating, aliens and tampons.
“I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.”
Then he says that Jennifer Aniston wasn’t his “destiny.”
“What would I be saying to Jen, who I think is f–king fantastic, if I said to her, ‘I don’t dislike you. In fact, I like you extremely well. But I have to back out of this because it doesn’t arc over the horizon. This is not where I see myself for the rest of my life, this is not my ideal destiny.’”
There. I just saved you $4.99. You’re welcome.
The ‘Young Adult’ star has a new baby friend. Charlize Theron adopted a baby boy. Not many details were released in a statement made by her rep, but the little guy is healthy, happy and the 36 year old named him Jackson. Us says that the child is an African American born somewhere in the [...]
First OK! ran a report that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were getting married. The following week they ran another report stating that the wedding was off because they were fighting over something stupid, probably whose hair clogged the drain. This week the rag claims the wedding is back on. Next week I am sure [...]
Because we are shameless gossip mongers, we’d love this daily Lindsay Lohan Did Something Unsurprisingly Stupid Shiz update to be juicier than it is. Lindsay was behind the wheel of her Porsche (well, there’s your problem) and hit the manager of a Hookah Lounge while trying to pull a U-turn. She was leaving the Sayers [...]
“This celebrity mom-to-be is treating her body like a garbage disposal. She is unashamedly eating anything and everything she wants. The weight gain is already obvious, but it’s all part of her plan. She has already inked a deal with a weight loss company and will be sporting a slim and trim post baby body [...]
