Johnny Depp is a Unicorn

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Says GQ magazine:

“Johnny Depp’s a unicorn—a really glamorous, one-of-a-kind eccentric. Usually guys try to fit in; they don’t want to get criticized. At any red-carpet event, there are going to be guys who look spiffy in their Prada or Armani tuxedos, but you wait for Johnny Depp, because he’s always going to look super-groovy and unconventional. He wears great man jewelry. He doesn’t shy away from color. He’s always peeking through his amazing hair. It doesn’t matter if Johnny Depp’s lying in a ditch—he’s always going to look incredible.”

True. Really there is no news value and this is simply gratuitous. Enjoy Johnny Depp shirtless on the cover of GQ!

Jennifer Lopez, Neil Patrick Harris and Justin Timberlake ‘Glee’ Cameos

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Do you remember kittens? Remember when Dame Crista told you how fabulous ‘Glee’ is and how you should watch it, record it, and emulate it? Forgot?! Click here for a little reminder.

‘Glee’ won Sunday at the Golden Globes: Best Show Comedy or Musical. And, whereas I will agree with people that ‘Glee’ isn’t as comedic as ’30 Rock,’ you must agree with me that there is no other show on television as musical as ‘Glee.’

And now everyone wants a piece.

First, it was reported that Jennifer Lopez was slated as a guest star when the show resumes in April. Now, everyone from Neil Patrick Harris to Justin Timberlake, wants in on the deal.

Via Star Pulse:

“Jennifer Lopez is set to show off her cooking skills on TV by joining the cast of Glee. The actress/singer has signed on to play a cafeteria lady in an upcoming episode.”

Navy beans, navy beans…meatball sandwiches.

And now, Ausilleo (over at Entertainment Weekly) is reporting that my favorite mo is in talks to do a little song and dance of his own.

“Neil Patrick Harris is nearing a deal to appear in the May sweeps Glee episode that’s being helmed by his Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog director, Joss Whedon.”

Score. Major score. This makes up for me having to sit through the J Lo episode.

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Madonna Wants a Baby Jesus

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Someone really needs to remind her that she is over a half-century old! Madonna is hoping to add a 5th child to her family… but not through adoption. Apparently, she wants to conceive a child with her 22 year old Brazilian model boyfriend Jesus Luz, who she’s been dating around 2 years now. Has she not already got a new baby in Jesus?

Per NME:

The 51-year-old, who split with husband Guy Ritchie in 2008, has reportedly consulted doctors and fertility specialists about conceiving another child, after Luz apparently told her that becoming a father would be his “greatest adventure”.

Jesus is said to be as keen to have a baby with his pop superstar lover, always wanting to have children, and has said he ‘wanted to go on this journey for her.’ Madonna has reportedly told friends that Jesus would make a ‘fantastic dad.’

Per The Sun:

“She knows that, at 51, it’s going to be harder to conceive naturally. But she is Olympic-athlete fit and is ready for the challenge.”

I’m sorry, but shouldn’t Madge’s vag be in retirement right now, since menopause should have already started? However, she is unlikely to make him her third husband, with Jesus previously saying he was not ready to get married. Madonna, is already mother to her two biological children Lourdes and Rocco and two adopted children, David and Mercy. I think its a little too late for her. But who better than to have it with than Ms. Material Girl? She’ll most likely die way before he does, setting him and the baby up for life. It’s obviously not just the women who are gold diggers nowadays.

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Britney Spears Obsessed with ‘Family Guy’

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Is ‘Crazy-Hair-Shaving-Britney’ about to resurface? Man, I’ve missed her! Britney Spears has reportedly become obsessed with the show “Family Guy” and has been addressing Los Angeles Mondrian Hotel staff with a fake British accent, mimicking baby Stewie.

Per Contact Music:

A source said: “Britney has developed a real fascination for ‘Family Guy’. She’s been staying in the hotel’s penthouse suite and has been watching box sets.”

The source to The Sun newspaper: “She really likes Stewie and has been trying to copy his British accent. It’s a bit weird, especially when she’s in the gym speaking like a camp Brit.”

This is not the first we’ve heard of Britneys’ British Shenanigans. She reportedly began using the accent during her stay at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles when she arrived there in the beginning of 2008 for treatment. She has also been videoed numerous times trading her southern twang for the British accent. I think it’s funny she’s been doing impressions of Stewie! Afterall, he is hilarious! Who knew that a celebrity wasn’t allowed to have a sense of humor? Seriously though – youtube ‘Britney Spears British Accent’ and tell me you don’t miss the Starbucks swiggin’, Uggs wearing headcase she once was!

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Kate Moss and Jamie Hince Engaged

Looks like Peter Doherty will have to find someone else to bail him out of jail and take him down after taking too much of the bad stuff. It is being reported that Kate Moss is engaged.

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This weekend Moss celebrated her 36th birthday with her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, who flew in to see her. The model and Kills guitarist have been attached at the groin since 2007. Shortly after she finally dumped Dohery she hooked up with Hince and things took off from there.

Via Daily Mail:

Hince, 40, flew out to meet Miss Moss last week while she was working in Mustique and proposed on Saturday, her 36th birthday, using a diamond ring chosen with the help of her boss and friend, Topshop tycoon Philip Green.

‘It was the first time they had been alone together in quite a while and it was extremely emotional. Kate and Jamie are in a very good place, they already live together and this is the next step to settling down for good.’

Congrats and my hats off to your proudly displayed recycle bins full of empty booze bottles. That is the mark of a environmentally friend booze-hound.

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Michael C. Hall’s Cancer The Butt of Golden Globes Jokes Everywhere

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It is no secret that we will put someone down. OK. Scratch that. It’s no secret that we will beat someone with our trunk sale Fendi’s for a laugh. But even we Dames draw the line at making jokes about people stricken with Cancer.

However, there are many heartless bitches in the world, from Canadian magazines to the New York Times, to prissy-ass Bill Paxton, who had no problem making Michael C. Hall (who wore a cap throughout the Golden Globes ceremony, no doubt because the actor is suffering from Hodgkin’s lymphoma) the butt of their jokes.

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Via Gawker:

“On the live blog for Canadian magazine MacLeans, Brian D. Johnson didn’t have as much discretion and wrote, ‘Michael C. Hall wins best actor in a TV drama series for Dexter. He looks like a bit of a psycho cause he’s wearing a black toque. What’s up with that?”

Even the New York Times wasn’t immune. Check out the tweet from their The Moment blog: ‘Is Michael C. Hall playing Bob Marley in an upcoming movie? Don’t get the hat or what he’s hiding under it.’”

But the winner of poorest loser award this year goes to actor Bill Paxton who lost the Best Actor Drama Globe to Hall. When cameras panned to Bill, it looked as though he said, “I lost to the cancer card,” to those sitting with him.

Hey Bill, perhaps you lost to a better actor. Unfortunately for you, many of the voters remember a little movie you did called “Twister” and we’re still waiting for those two hours of our lives back. At least the Twitter offender admitted he was in poor taste. He later gave a lukewarm apology.

So sorry that Michael C. Hall has had cancer. Thanks for clarifying why he is wearing a knitted skull cap.

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Anderson Cooper Saves Haitian – Photos and Video

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Good Lawd! I have a thing for Anderson Cooper and make no secret about the fact I want to make silver haired babies with him. Yes, I know. I am barking up the wrong tree, but he is delicious.

Anderson is in Haiti covering the tragedy of the quake that has left so many lost. While doing another story, a looting began complete with guns fire. Of course The Silver Fox is a hero and ran towards the looting to save a young Haitian.

Per Cooper’s Blog:

“We were covering another story when we heard shots being fired. We ran toward the sound and found a store being looted. Two Haitian police officers were occasionally firing into the air to try to keep order, but that only worked for a few moments, then the looting would begin again.

They were stealing boxes of candles. An American businessman named Tony who owns two stores nearby barricaded one street to keep looters away. He had armed the two Haitian police with automatic weapons, and they were assisting him, but they were not able to control anything beyond their barricade.

It quickly became a free-for-all. Young men began fighting one another for the stolen items. A number of young men had knives, and planks of wood, screwdrivers and rocks. They were using their improvised weapons to threaten and injure others who had stolen items from the store. The robbers were now being robbed. One group of looters whipped another man with a leather belt. They punched him as well, and they stole the sack of goods he’d just stolen.

I was in the midst of the melee with Charlie Moore, my producer, Neil Hallsworth my cameraman, Vlad Duthiers, my translator, and there was a still photographer from Getty Images with us, photojournalist Jonathan Torgovnik. As things got really out of control, I saw a looter on the roof of the store they’d broken into throw what I think was part of a concrete block into the crowd. It hit a small boy in the head.

I saw him collapse. More chunks of concrete were being thrown at the looters on the roof. The injured boy couldn’t get up. He’d try and then collapse again. Blood was pouring from his head. He was conscious but had no control over his body. I was afraid someone on the roof would see him lying there and throw another cinder block piece onto him. I was afraid he’d get killed. No one seemed to be helping him.

I ran to where he was struggling, and picked him up off the ground. I brought him to a spot about a hundred feet away. I could feel his warm blood on my arms. I stood him up, but he was clearly unable to walk. He wiped his bloody face, and I tried to reassure him. He had no idea where he was, and he clearly couldn’t walk, so I picked him up again and handed him over to someone behind that makeshift barricade. Tony, the American businessman, gave the boy a wet towel. He was then taken away by someone else. We don’t know what happened to him.

I hope he’s ok.”

Yes, Virginia. There is a Silver Fox. This man is like sex on a stick dipped in lube and sent from the gods.

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The Dame’s Link Worthy

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In Haiti: Anderson Cooper Carries Boy to Safety, Gupta Performs Surgery: Popeater

The Bachelor SPOILERS: Tenley Molzahn NOT Pregnant, Gets a Rose!: Bumpshack

Morning Pete!: I’m Not Obsessed

Vanish Those Breakouts: For Ladies By Ladies

Vanessa Paradis Covers Marie Claire Russia: Backseat Cuddler

Nick Jonas & Selena Gomez reunite?: Earsucker

‘Extraordinary Measures’ $10K Charity Project: Allie is Wired

Casting for New Dr. Drew Show: Celebrity Smack

H&M: Slashing More Than Prices: College Candy

Justin Bieber “Baby” Ft. Ludacris (AUDIO): Gossip Teen

Kate Bosworth Sinks Her Man-Claws Into Alexander Skarsgard

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Before the rumors can be stomped out that she was playing hide-my-tongue with Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin, Kate Bosworth has already sunk her teeth into ‘True Blood’s’ Alexander Skarsgard.

Apparently the two have been hot and heavy since filming the movie ‘Straw Dogs’ together a few months ago and Skarsgard decided to use the Golden Globes after-party scene to make his romance official.

Via Hollywood Life:

“Like the best make-out moment in any movie, the Swedish star strode up to his diminutive gal pal, put her face in his hands and gave her a longgggggggggg, slow kiss. So Hollywood! It was almost like no one else was in the room: they stood in the crowded bar area of the Beverly Hilton’s pool area kissing like the world was going to end. Hot!”

Then a breeze came up and threw all 75 lbs. of Bosworth into the pool where she proceeded to float like she was hollow.

OK. I kid, but it isn’t that far-fetched.

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Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler Dating Rumors

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Another Monday and another spin on the “Who’s Jennifer Aniston Hooking Up With” wheel-o’-fun! This weeks lucky winner – “Bounty Hunter” co-star Gerard Butler. Aniston and Butler have again set the rumors into overdrive that they are an item following their appearance at the Golden Globes last night. The pair appeared together on stage where they presented the award for Best Screenplay which went to “Up in the Air;” and their awkward body language onstage is raising questions about whether or not there’s something going on between these two.

Per PopEater:

“It’s an honor for us to present this award together,” Butler began. “Yep, it is,” Aniston responded.

Both appeared to be flirting with eachother, and at one point, Aniston rested her head on his shoulder before he playfully hid the results from her. Later, when Sandra Bullock accepted her Best Actress in a Drama award, the camera panned to the two as Aniston was seen leaning on Butler. Holy crap – By looking at them it’s totally obvious they are married, she’s pregnant with quadruplets, and each is having an affair with someone else. And I’m sitting in the sand in Hawaii sipping on some pina coladas while the 12 guys from the Playgirl Calendar are at my every beck and call. (Thats sarcasm, kittens!) This isn’t the first time the two have been linked together; They were hit with relationship questions last summer while filming “Bounty Hunter,” and were said to be spotted hand-in-hand at one point. Both deny the reports.

Last September, under similar questioning, Butler himself debunked reports. “She’s the coolest and she’s become a great friend, but there’s nothing going on. And if there was, I’d be happy to say it!” he told E! News of Aniston.

See, it is possible for guys and gals to remain just friends. Remember, they’ve got a movie coming up to promote – a little bit of flirting goes a long way!

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