Ok. Someone spiked everyone’s eggnog. The world has gone marriage crazy. I fear going to run errands. I might be engaged by the time I pick up my standing vodka order at Wal-Mart or getting pregnant while munching on my Nevah-Ending-Stack-O-Pancake-Paradise at IHOP.
Drew Barrymore is also engaged according to her Facebook page. A friend of Drew’s at WOW aired out her alleged wedding announcement that she posted on the social networking site after adding that he got her drunk when she was 10. They arrest people for that correct?
Anyway, she had been on again and off again with Justin Long (who will always be the kid from “Ed” to me). So I am guessing she is either engaged to Long or finally accepted a proposal from the homeless guy outside of In and Out Burger.
Before I get out my party pants, I am going to wait for a confirmation by a human. Not that Facebook would evah be lie telling.
DREW BARRYMORE HAVE NO TIME FOR FB ACCOUNT THIS IS NUMBER ONE!
SECOND, SHE DON’T WATCH HER FANS HERSELF, SHE HAVE PPL WHO ARE WORKING FOR HER , I HEARD THAT IN AN INTERVIEW, THAT’s WHY I STOPPED GASPING FOR HER ONLINE ALTHOUGH I DREW HER A LOT OF PHOTOS LOL
btw she said she’d like to be free, lol