This is likely a sign of the apocalypse. Seriously. Not a joke. Grab your lamp oil and 80 containers of Tang and make a run for it, for the end is near.
Despite her disastrous premiere at last year’s Ungaro fashion show (need a refresher? Click here), Lindsay Lohan is spending her time circulating reports that her former girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, was abusive and telling everyone on Twitter that she doesn’t get lip injections.
Right. And JLo doesn’t wear Spanx.
Now, Lindsay is featured on the cover of the French fashion magazine, ‘Purple’ dressed as none other than Jesus Christ (which is what most of you said under you breath when you saw this pic, no?).
“Terry Richardson shot Lindsay as Jesus with her outstretched arms and a crown of thorns. So shocking! And we mean that, too. It’s pretty shocking that this is the first time in a while Linds didn’t even have to show her boobs for a fashion spread.”
Not to worry. We haven’t seen the —-spread—- she did inside the magazine. This is where she likely reveals Jesus as having a fire crotch.