Avril Lavigne Dating Brody Jenner

Let the manifestation of a hybrid form of venereal diseases begin. Avril Lavigne is said to be swapping bodily fluids with Brody Jenner. Free clinics are on code teal for the gangrene that is about to overtake a small portion of L.A. I am sure Barack will soon announce this copulation of the princess of Hot Topic and The Guy from ‘That-Crap-Reality-Show-Where-Teens-Pretend-to-Have-Souls’ a terrorist threat.

Via E!:

“They’re hooking up,” an insider said, “but they’re keeping it low-key.”
Not so low-key that they haven’t been seen in public, however. The pair, who both became single late last year, were first spotted at dinner at Koi Feb. 4. According to a restaurant source, the “Sk8ter Boi” warbler and 26-year-old hunk left together in the same car and drove to club Voyeur. They were last seen out again on Thursday, back at Voyeur, where they partied all night.
“You can tell they’re into each other and both like to have a good time,” another source says. “They’re cute together.”

Keep your bits of high alert kittens.

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