I love The Sun and how deliciously Euro-tastic it is. It has a respectability in an Us Weekly way and Lindsay Lohan was ready to try and convince us all that she has hit rock bottom and is clawing her way back up again. The way to do that is selling her story to The Sun. Coke doesn’t grow on trees you know.
She sold them a Maury worthy story full of fictitious ramblings that tried to point the finger at her dad. Which I should mention Mikey Lohan being a complete failing famewhore is about the only aspect of these quotes I believe.
Lindsay Talking About Rehab (In Her Genius Attempt to Find an Untapped Ambien Source) –
“I went to rehab three times. The first time I checked myself in because I had taken Ambien. It’s a sleeping aid but it makes you hallucinate. I’d run a bath and fallen asleep on the floor and the bath had overflowed. When I woke up I was so scared, I called my therapist and said, ‘Can I just go somewhere for a month? I’m around bad people and I need to take care of myself’. I was terrified, so I put myself in.”On How She Wants to Teach Others (To Do What Exactly?) –
“Mind-altering substances are so dangerous. If I can teach others, especially teens, by sharing my experiences, then that’s what I will continue to do. I’ve made some dreadful mistakes but learned from them – that has probably saved my life.”Lilo’s Dad is Emperor of the Douches –
“When my father was going public, that’s when I hit rock bottom. I abused substances too much and it wasn’t the answer to my problems. People need to know that. I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances. Now I’m in a place where I don’t need to use anything and I can feel emotions because I choose to. I learnt from my mistakes and I’m now healthy and happier. I never want to be close to losing everything I worked for and aspired to have my whole life.”Lindsay on How It Was OK That She Was Partying in London Last Weekend, Got Trashed, Danced on Tables, Threw Cigarettes at Waitresses and Got Locked Of Her Hotel and Beat on the Door at 4 AM Until They Let Her In (Photos HERE) –
“I’m allowed to drink now but I know my limits. There are certain situations where I have obligations. There’s no reason to (drink) because I don’t want to feel like s*** in the morning. I’ve now learned my boundaries and I’ve been very good with cleaning house with people who I know didn’t have my best intentions at heart. A lot of people in LA are very self destructive. Partying so hard simply isn’t worth it. Life is worth living and there is so much to do and experience, it’s wonderful.”
What they hell kind of sobering program gives you the “OK” to go out and drink? It’s like telling the contestants on Biggest Looser they can go Golden Corral Buffet everyday as long as the pinky swear not to eat anything with trans fat.
