As this Dame has always suspected, Johnny Depp and his lady love, Vanessa Paradis smell...bad!
According to sources, neither Depp nor Paradis care much for personal hygiene and rarely shower.
Via Fox 411:
“Johnny usually smells because he rarely showers. He isn’t big on personal cleanliness and Vanessa isn’t much different. They found their perfect match in each other – it’s hard to be around them. Their personal hygiene is not their priority.”
And as for Paradis’s job as a glamorous supermodel? Apparently she’s only glam while on the job.
“Vanessa is the furthest thing from a supermodel every second that she isn’t on a big photo shoot. No makeup and unruly hair – she’s a bit of a mess normally.”
According to the source, Depp replies on his on-set hair and make-up team while filming to keep him from smelling like a giant armpit.
I wonder how is latest co-star Angelina Jolie will deal with the smell? Ah, never mind, she’ll be right at home as it is also widely reported that Brad Pitt enjoys days of un-bathing.
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I knew he was nasty! Just look at his hair and skin. Who is worse Depp or Robert Sparklepants himself. Get a clue and take a shower you gross thing!
Ok i don’t think this is true, but even if it was who cares if they shower or not. Its there chose what they do with there bodies.Ive loved Johnny Depp very much since i was 11 and now im 15 years old. I would love to meet him no matter what, smellly or not smelly armless, leg less whatever. Just leave them along, and how the hell do people know what they smell like, do people go around sniffing movie stars, it dose not matter what they smell like, there good people and thats it.
Utter and complete rubbish, Johnny is so perfect people have to resort to lies to make him look bad. Get a life.
Jealous. I’d take him whatever his natural scent.
Yeah, I’m gonna believe someone who can’t check their spelling before they post something (relies!).
Was listening to the radio today and an interviewer (radio 1 I think) randomly mentioned he smells nice… a reply to this, I don’t know. Either way, stop sprending nonsense, trying to get readers.
He smells okay to me lol this is so mean for someone to say!
What cobblers ! News must be scarce if you have to make stuff up just to get a bite.
He smelt great to me.
He live’s in France,,,why do you think the French designed perfume ? DUH
And why do you think he is so YUMMY, all the oils in your body keep your skin moist,bathing strips the body of those oils leving you like a dryed up prune.
I dont care how he smells Id still sit down and smoke a joint with him
johhny is so sexy and well but together but he smells like turd wrapped in burnt hair