Angelina Jolie is a Psycho, Self-Centered Control Freak

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Just in case you thought you knew the real Angelina Jolie, you totally don’t. At least according to her former bodyguard who sat down with “In Touch Weekly” for their latest issue painting a picture of Angelina as a raging psycho who is emotionally disconnected and even abusive at times! The ex-employee, known only as Bill, says she is a freak who always yells unreasonable demands to her staff and her children.

Per Huffington Post:

“She screams and yells a lot, then walks away,” Bill says, explaining that Angelina would often “disappear into her suite for hours,” leaving staffers — and Brad [Pitt] – to deal with her children. “She would punish them with silence,” says Bill, adding, “I think she could be abusive at times in a mental way.” If the children were to get upset by her withholding behavior, he says, Angelina didn’t seem to care. “She is not moved by tears,” he explains. Still more disturbing, he recalls, Angelina has a “quirky habit” of “giggling when one of her kids would start crying.”

Bill also claims the couple are also through with their honeymoon phase, saying they used to have spontaneous sex back then, but now sleeps in separate rooms. One of the possible reasons for their distance is Angelina’s condescending tone towards Brad. According to the bodyguard, Brad has come to dread Angelina’s phone calls.

“She’ll call him from the set to interrogate him,” he explains. “His face goes white, and he just stares at his feet.” When Angelina’s yelling becomes unbearable, Brad will “put her on speaker and walk away from the phone. Angelina will hang up and continue calling until one of the staff picks up.”

You know as crazy as this story seems I totally believe it. If their are two different body guards who are saying similar things about Jolie – it adds more credibility to this story. I know Angelina is a total opposite of the girl next door, but who knew she was such a headcase?

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Jeese James Nazi Picture, Sex Rehab

Man, its a bad day to be Jesse James. As divorce talks loom, more potentially character-killing bombshells have dropped further proving James to be exactly the sort of douchebag you’d take him for at first glance, doing their best to further unravel what’s left of his marriage. The rumored photo of James dressed as a Nazi has been released, where you can clearly see him posing in a Nazi hat, with a model Nazi plane behind him, making a “heil” salute and, as if that weren’t enough, using his fingers to imitate a Hitler mustache.

Per Us:

“He did it for shock value,” a source tells Us Weekly of the shot, taken in James’ home.

Who in their right mind would want to dress up like a Nazi? If Sandra Bullock is on the fence about divorcing James, this should obviously tip the scale. The photo was reportedly taken back in 2004, when Jesse and Sandra were dating but not yet married. Believe it or not, his Hitler hijinks may not be the worst news Team Jesse has to deal with today, as a couple has reportedly come forward to announce to the world their participation of a foursome with James and skank #1, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. “Life & Style” magazine quotes Skittles Valentine, along with her tattoo artist boyfriend Eric McDougall, saying the alleged encounter took place after they met last June after McDougall filled in a tattoo for James.

Per Life & Style:

“Jesse and Michelle both wanted Skittles,” says Eric, noting there was never a mention of Sandra. “Eric and I were having sex, so we switched off, and Jesse and I had sex,” Skittles tells Life & Style exclusively. “I had an awesome time. I think Jesse is so cute.” The foursome ended only when Bombshell got jealous of Skittles spending too much time with Jesse — and the two ended up in a hair-pulling, knock-down fight! (Requests for comments from Jesse and Michelle were not returned.) While Eric can’t recall if he used protection during the more intimate part of the night, Jesse didn’t use any protection. “Maybe I used a latex glove,” says Eric. “I don’t know. Sometimes as a last-case scenario I tie a latex glove finger off.”

The Jesse James/Sandra Bullock sex scandal is quickly turning into Tiger 2.0! If that isn’t bad enough, yet another alleged mistress – #5 – is waiting in the wings, plotting her coming-out party to the world…for the right price.

Per Radar:

“She has been consulting attorneys and PR the past few days,” the source told RadarOnline.com of the mystery mistress. “She may even come out this week.”

Reports have claimed that the woman wants to tell all on her relationship with Jesse but has already been turned down by several people to represent her. Some reps don’t want to get involved while others believe a White Power element has emerged. Following even deeper into Wood’s footsteps, James has checked into an Arizona rehab to seek help and attempt to save his marriage.

Per TMZ:

A TMZ producer called Sierra Tucson and spoke with a therapist, who told us Jesse was at the facility and in fact had a 6 PM treatment Tuesday night.

Jesse was reportedly stopped by a police officer while driving to Arizona last Friday, and he told the officer that he was on his was to rehab in an effort to save his marriage. He was pulled over for driving without a front license plate and for having tinted windows. Think it will do any good? Sounds to me like a classic case of too little, too late. Funny how these celebs seem to think a trip to rehab is their golden ticket to righting their wrongs.

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Complete ‘Lost’ Recap and Spoilers: ‘The Package’

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I have to start this week’s ‘Lost’ recap by asking, can I return ‘The Package?’ First of all, I have taken a lot of heat by some of you for my intense dislike of ‘Lost’s’ female characters, but in all honesty, I really, REALLY like Sun. She’s the only female character that I feel has served a true purpose on the show that didn’t involve heaving her boobs, getting lost, or bedding one of my favorite characters. So I was really hoping that tonight would be good…and I feel really let down.

Earlier in the day yesterday I received some information regarding an, um, ‘event’ (that’s what we’ll call it) that was either taking place on last night’s episode or next week’s. As much as I am conflicted about this event, I feel that I am more so disappointed that it didn’t happen in ‘The Package’ as that may have been the saving grace of the episode.

Let’s be real-what did we really want from ‘The Package?’ Obviously, we wanted a Sun and Jin reunion. Nada. Nothing. Not even close. And for me that’s what is truly disappointing. Will they be reunited? For sure. Maybe even next week from the look of the previews, but nonetheless, that does not make ‘The Package’ somewhat of a downer.

“Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.”
- Gloria Steinem

In the season opener, ‘LA X,’ many people noticed that, after Sun and Jin arrived at customs, the security guard referred to Sun and Ms. Paik (her maiden name). This week we learned why. In sideways world, Sun and Jin are not married but are instead, having one hot steamy affair. We also learn, compliments of the skeezy Martin Keamy, that Sun’s father has a strict policy that no one who works for him can be with Sun. This is a HUGE jump from plane-crash world where Mr. Paik practically forced Jin to work for him in order to marry his daughter.

Yet the two arrive at their hotel, some $25,000 less as customs officials are likely using that on hookers and blow. Jin arrives at Sun’s room sometime later to inform her that he’s going to the restaurant to deliver the watch. Instead, she informs him that she’s purchased a new bra and wants to show it off. I don’t know why, but I felt a little dirty, no?

After an evening of wet-hot love, a shirtless Jin seems a little nervous. And I have to tell you, I still did not find him more attractive than the Hot Doc. Yes, yes, Jin was sporting a nice set of pecs, but they just didn’t do it for me.

Sun informs him that she wants to run away with him. She’s taken all the precautions and has even set up an account to help them get started. It’s utopia. But, just before she reveals that she’s knocked up (apparently Jin’s sperm works in Sideways world), there’s a knock at the door and our good friend Martin Keamy crashes the party.

Though she still claims to not know English, Sun gives Keamy the watch while Jin hides in the bathroom-way to go mob man. No one EVER looks in the bathroom. Quickly, Keamy spots the extra glass of champagne on the nightstand and Jin’s half-nude presence is revealed.

Not being an educated man, Keamy calls in Mikhail aka PATCHY!!!! to translate for him. Ah, Patchy. The last time we saw you, you were blowing up Charlie.

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Stephen Daldry A Candidate To Direct “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn”

Another Oscar nominated director has been linked to direct the last films in the “Twilight” saga. English director Stephen Daldry has been approached to take the reins for “Breaking Dawn,” the last book in the ‘Twilight’ series.

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According to Los Angeles Times, other critically-acclaimed directors had been approached to tackle the maybe-two-part film. Among the names are Bill Condon, Gus Van Sant, and Sofia Coppola.

Like those three, there are not yet indications Daldry would actually take the gig, but the fact that Summit Entertainment, the studio behind the films, has reached out to him suggests where its intentions lie for the fourth film. Having already gone indie with Catherine Hardwicke, polished/commercial with Chris Weitz and genre auteur with David Slade for the franchise’s first three movies, Summit clearly wants a high-end prestige filmmaker to handle the fourth picture.

Daldry’s prior film credits include “The Hours,” “Billy Elliot” and “The Reader,” for which actress Kate Winslet won an Academy Award. Van Sant is considered a favorite among several “Twilight” castmembers, including Robert Pattinson and Peter Facinelli. Melissa Rosenberg, who adapted the previous ‘Twilight’ movies, will also write the script for ‘Breaking Dawn’. Once the script is finished, only then formal offers to directors will be made. As of yet, there’s no indication either way whether these directors are interested in the gig. The filming for what will likely be two films will probably take place this fall.

Sandra Bullock Filing For Divorce From Jesse James

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Radar Online says movie star Sandra Bullock will file for divorce from reality TV star Jesse James after a cheating scandal that left her horrified by the reports of his multiple mistresses. She reportedly decided to file for divorce this week and has already begun the legal process.

“She’s had enough,” the source said. “She’s ending the marriage.”

James has been linked to a slew of women after he issued a general apology to Bullock and his children with two other women, but never admitted he had an affair with stripper and tattoo model Michelle McGee, hoping that Bullock would forgive him. Since the first report of marital infidelity surfaced, three other women have stepped forward to claim that they have slept with James and as many as seven others may have been with him as well while the couple was married. And he thought he could get away with this, really? Bullock left the house the morning the scandal broke three weeks ago that she shared with James in Southern California. She is now living in a second house she owns in Southern California. A friend of Bullocks says that she keeps feeling more and more humiliated with each new mistress that steps up, making her marriage to be a big lie. has remained out of the public eye and has canceled three appearances in an attempt to keep a low profile. Additionally, rumors that she was planning on adopting James’ daughter Sunny are false. There will be no adoption, “nor have there ever been any plans for Sandra to adopt any of Jesse’s children.”

I could not be happier to hear that Bullock has made up her mind and is well on her way to taking James to the cleaners – she deserves so much better. Who knows, maybe Howard Stern will organize a Jesse James Mistress Beauty Pageant, just like he did for some of Tiger Woods‘ skanks.

Luke Wilson is a Miserable Tyrant on Set

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I’ll admit, I love Luke Wilson – big time fan. But there is no other commercial campaign on television right now that makes me cringe as much as these AT&T ads he’s starring in – yes, even worse than the Old Navy’s Super Modelquins. It’s time to put an end to them, because he comes across as being a pompous jerk. Apparently, it must be due to the fact that Luke is miserable during the filming, talking back to directors and requesting lines be rewritten for him.

Per Fox 411:

“Luke was awful during the filmings – he would even talk back to the director,” said our source close to the TV spot. “He refused to say lines and wanted them re-written. There were some lines meant to direct the commercial in a certain way, but Luke downright refused to say the lines at all. Luke kept saying, ‘I would never say that and I will not say that!’ The staff and production teams were shocked.”

“Luke will not shoot scenes with other actors,” said our snitch. “Any scenes that include Luke and someone else were shot with the actors separately. He would not do scenes with anyone, so doubles are used and the scenes are edited together to make the commercials work.”

Well, what do you expect from an actor who goes from a movie like “Old School” to a television commercial? The Fox 411 report goes on to surmise that Wilson wants to be focusing on his movie career, which calls into question why he signed a contract for a series of TV ads in the first place – but whatever, and is taking it out on anyone within AT&T reach. I’m sure a reputation like that will surely get him a ton of movie offers – everyone loves to work with an ego like that!

“Everyone misses the old days when they didn’t have a ‘name’ doing the commercials,” our source said. “Luke has made the filming process so unpleasant that people dread working with him. Luke is annoyed that he has to do commercials to make money as an actor and he makes the experience miserable, because he’s miserable. It’s unprofessional and unpleasant.”

I don’t blame him. I think he’s still above doing commercials and I was a little surprised to see him in one the other day. They should be glad he’s signing up for the gig. Luke, if you need money, just do some horrible romantic comedy. Because from the sound of it, you don’t like doing these commercials anymore than we like watching them.

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Matt Damon: Marriage is a Ridiculous Idea

I never took Matt Damon for a complete and total whack job. I have left that to people with the last name Lohan, one of my sisters, and the lady who has had several plastic surgeries in an attempt to look like a kitty-cat.

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But it seems that good ole Matt is a little off.

Not only did he recently reveal that he turned down the lead in ‘Avatar’ (that part went to the super sexiness that is Sam Worthington), but also that he feels his wife, Luciana, is “crazy.”

Via Starpulse:

“The actor has branded the concept of marriage ‘a ridiculous idea’ because his wife drives him ‘crazy.’”

He explained, “She’s the best thing that ever happened to me, but if she ever left me, I wouldn’t do it again. Because it’s crazy – to spend your life with one person and not be totally driven crazy.”

I am hoping that someone was available to console Ben Affleck once he heard that Damon’s plans.

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Nick Jonas Gun Show – Photos

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I am getting a severe case of the creepy pedos this morning. Nick Jonas is making me feel like a dirty old lady who occasionally peeks at the high school track team that runs by her house during the summer which then makes the dirty old lady feel like she has just committed a felony.

Anyway, Nick Jonas put on his best Baby Gap motorcycle tank top and did his no-slut strut around San Pedro Harbor. I look at photos teenage boys ripped like this and get a case of the sads for Justin Bieber.

It’s ok lil’ guy. Ladies dig the sensitive type. You can have chats about Sparkle-pires and flat irons together.

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Ricky Martin Comes Out of the Closet

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Ricky Martin always struck me as gayer than one of Elton John’s Christmas ornaments, but until today he had remained closeted about his homosexuality. The former heartthrob who was responsible for hits like “She Bangs,” took to his website to confirm the news of his sexuality.

He informs us that he is a special kind of gay that is lucky to have a comfortable life and his children.

“I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids where [sic] born with.”

Martin has been facing rumors as to his sexuality for years and was even pressed for a confirmation by Barbara Walters on one occasion.

I say good for Ricky! While there are many out there who are ignorant and cruel, there are so many others who love him just the same. Congrats Mr. Martin! I’d still tap that.

Read the Full Statement Confirming Ricky Martin is Gay After the Cut. Click “Read More…” Below (It’s long so bring Lunchables and box wine.

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