I never watch this shiz despite the lure of has-beens being put into bedazzled frocks and made to dance like monkeys. Of course these same friends also tell me that watching “The Bachelor” is like witnesses the birth of baby Jesus.
Regardless the lineup for Dancing with the Stars has been announced. I only had to Google a few of these Z-listers which is already an improvement from last year’s list that put my Google out of commission for a week.
Kate Gosselin – The reason why weaves are needed in this world.
Pamela Anderson – The world’s first prostitute.
Evan Licecheck – Olympic gold medalist who is the Gargamel to Johnny Weir’s Vanity Smurf.
Nicole Scherzinger- Pussycat Doll. Yup, they are still around.
Brenda Walsh AKA Shannon Doherty (Some people can’t take a joke) – The PMS-y one from the original 90210
Ochocinco- Wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals
Jake Pavelka – The robot from The Bachelor managed to nab some reality star overtime.
Neicy Nash – Deputy Williams on Reno 911 and host of Clean House
Erin Andrews – ESPN sportscaster who was the victim of a peeping tom who caught her doing naked lunges while curling her hair in a hotel.
Buzz Aldrin – The second man on the moon.
Aiden Turner – Man who spends his days taking his shirt off in soft core Lady Porn AKA Soap Operas.
Image Via: DListed
Her Name is Shannon Doherty, Not Brenda Walsh, sheeesh
The star in blue bikini, she is so hot.