This is it? This the “raciest cover” that W magazine has ever shot? I know I am a bit jaded when it comes to shock value but there are no handcuffs, rubber sheets or other implements of sexiness.
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler have been playing fake slap and tickle by getting all grope happy at the Golden Globes and other public appearances. Gerry even attended her birthday party which was spent on an island and the dress code was cougar bikini gear. Of course, before all of Aniston’s rom-com movies she is reportedly hooking up with the male lead and The Butler will hit anything with a pelvis and a pulse. So this shoot for W magazine was reportedly supposed to be hotter than any of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s pictures.
Thoughts?
Quoteables:
Dlisted - “What in Photoshop hell did they do to Gerard Butler? He looks like an extra from Grand Theft Auto.”
ONTD – ““Jen’s Shoes are the only thing hot about cover. Seriously, she looks like she is in pain and he looks bored. Overall it looks like a failed Heimlich Maneuver.”
Images Via: W Mag
ONTD-you are sooo right on-those shoes are sexy-I was trying to put a name on the complete awkwardness of this photo and you nailed it with the failed Heimlich that is genius-she does look like she is TRYING to be sexy while choking on some menudo-maybe it’s a recipe from the restaurant she wants “pretend waitress” at-Every self absorbed-needs to be the center of attention-high maintenance Aquarius bimbo should have her own restaurant to play “queen bee” at-and everyone can fawn over her and tell her how perfect and wonderful she is every night-why not -no man will ever be telling her that unless some young boys come along to swindle the old hag out of her money-she really should consider cougar town-she would have Courtney to hold her hand and tell her she is pretty and that the show isn’t really about scary old hags trying to eat young men alive( the perfect role for Jen-she won’t have to act-I mean try to act)-we used to call them Gators-but of course since Hollywood is over run with them they had to try and make it a more pleasing image than old gators eating young boys in the swamp-