I just love the crazy some tabs roll out. When Katie Holmes isn’t being forced into have Xenu babies (click HERE for that story) and Jennifer Aniston takes a day off from rummaging through Brad Pitt’s trash the next money making story is usually celebrity hook ups.
This week Ryan Phillippe is trying to lure Jessica Simpson into his Man-Whore Bat-Cave. In Touch is adamant that Jess is being seduced by recently dumped Ryan via text messages.
Not only was The Hurt Locker star Jeremy Renner seen talking with Jessica at a pre-Oscars cocktail party, she’s also begun texting with the newly single Ryan Phillippe. “Jessica has had a crush on Ryan for ages,” a friend explains. “They’re planning to get together soon.”
I am guessing he promised her cookies and candy in exchange for some sexual napalm (which he probably thinks is a fancy brand of hair gel that is laced with pheromones to attract the ladies).
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Jessicas new show looks really interesting. She so funny and has no problem saying whats on her mind. I found this funny clip of her talking about not brushing her teeth. Check it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGuamWUA9us
Napalm? Pheromones? Ryan just needs some alphaero to make it happen. And then what?