Robert Pattinson Goes to Hotel Drunk with Blonde Woman- PICTURES

We have all been here before. You are getting your ho stroll on and the martinis are flowing like obscenities from Alec Baldwin’s mouth and then BAM…you are doing the Drunk-N-Stumble into a taxi.

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Robert Pattinson was spotted drinking at The Ivy Club after attending the premiere and after party for “Remember Me.” However, Pattinson and his Twilight Saga costar, Kristen Stewart, are rumored to be dating/practically married/lovahs. This is all fine and dandy until you wake up the next morning and find a random blonde in your bed. (My immediate dread is that I will have to pretend to give him my number and then share my Pop Tarts with him before I kick him out.) They were photographed being helped into a cab before speeding off to Pattinson’s hotel around 1 am.

Maybe she was his…nanny and Sparklepants was just super tired and she was going to tuck him in and read him “Good Night Moon.” Meh…I hope he double bagged it either way.

UPDATE – Some readers think that this may be one of his reps/Unicorn Patch tamers/agents. What do you think?

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Comments

  1. Emily says:

    This women was on the red carpet, she is part of Robs team i think. Im not to sure what her role is but i think she is one of those people he has, you know what i mean. Like a PR or something. She was there when he was doing some interviews, and i think she is the same women that was like telling the interviewers when he wouldnt answer a question, for example if they asked about Kristen. And come on, its not like there alone, there are other people in the car with them.

  2. kitty says:

    She’s part of the team and was liaising with the journalists on the red carpet walk.
    Non story.

  3. Storm says:

    She is part of his publicity team and I don’t know her name but I have seen some photos of him with his team. just go to imdb and look up Rana Morrison.

  4. Michelle says:

    Ah I see a man in the car, was he in on the action also? Give it up!

  5. Dawn says:

    Her name is Sarah Spears and she is his agent in London.

  6. erimus says:

    She is one of the team…I have seen her countless times with him. And as for drunk…he looks more exhausted to me than drunk.

  7. rome says:

    All I saw was that she arrived with Rob to the premiere, then went to the after party with him and practically sat on his lap on their way back to his hotel. It’s totally cool he’s allowed to have a girlfriend. She seems rather old as is seen by the wrinkles in her face, I think we should be happy. She’s also like 7 feet tall lol he likes them tall and aged perfectly ironic? huh?!

  8. Kankan says:

    He’s my favorite actor :)

  9. Tabitha says:

    He finally got himself a girlfriend. Go Rob! I was beginning to think he was gay or asexual hahahaa. Good for him!

  10. Roberta says:

    I always knew Robert was straight. Someone has to make an intervention on him. He is drunk. He may be exhausted but definitely drunk. Have you every seen two men help an exhausted man into a car?
    I think I will pray for him now. If nothing is done, soon he will become the male Lindsey Lohan.

  11. Kathy says:

    It’s his publicist. That’s the lady who dragged him off of Ryans Secreasts’ show.

  12. Daniilove says:

    Why all the press keep on making issues regarding Rob? Meaning to say if it we’re not vigilant about Rob, they can instantly destroy Rob with their wrong information? They just wanna make us fight with these asshole HP’s. And for the drunk issue, that’s his PUBLICIST! Rob is not as flaunty as that with women. You can see him anywhere in the tabloids doing his own thing but trying to escape scandals as much as he can. He’s not as dirty as other celebrities doing massive PDA’s. He might be sweet outside his comfort zone, but not gross doing stupid stuffs.

  13. Susannah Spencer says:

    I reluctantly think Rob does have a drink problem. He appears not to have a couple of pints and stop. He either has a low threshold to alcohol or he drinks far too much and cant handle it. Which ever way he needs to recognise that or he is going to lose his fan base. He may be a good actor, but getting roaring drunk is not going to help him. I mean have you seen him lately? Piling on the weight, bearded, scruffy and looking bored with his fans. I appreciate he gets cheesed off with not being able to have privacy (who wouldnt). But I worry for him drinking too much – it aint good for ya man – wise up!!

  14. Arkansas says:

    Robert, think of your beautiful future babies, studies show that a man’s drinking patterns before conception of a child can influence the health of future children.

  15. TBTISHY says:

    lol his drunk! and wow he looks kinda ugly there

  16. bailey says:

    robert pattinson is the hottest guy eva and hahah he is drunk!!!!!!!!!

  17. someone says:

    sorry, but that woman is currently Rob’s UK agent.

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