Jesse James Mistress Number 4 Hires Gloria Allred

It seems that all the all the home wreckers/strippers/IHOP waitresses are crawling out from Tiger Woods’ Ambien haze and crawling under Jesse James. A fourth mistress has come forward and hired the Patron Saint of Mistresses, Gloria Allred.

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Yesterday, Jesse James Mistress Count rose to 3 (click here for details and photos) and last night word spread that it is now at 4.

Radar Online has learned exclusively about the existence of Mistress Number 4 and that the as-yet unidentified woman has hired Allred, who famously represented Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel and others.

Gloria Allred told the media outlet:

“I represent a beautiful model and businesswoman. She had a three year intimate relationship with Jesse James. He pursued her and had strong feeling for her. She is in the process of trying to decide if she will come forward. She has proof of their relationship including hundreds of text messages, emails and photos. The relationship JUST RECENTLY ENDED after the scandal broke.”

So in case you have been living in a jungle and nursing a baby bird back to health with Twinkies and worms (true story) here is the recap on James’ Slut Parade:

1. Michelle “Bombshell” McGee – Stripper who enjoys white people, forehead tattoos and Hilter memorabilia. (CLICK HERE for her pics)
2. Melissa Smith – Another stripper. Melissa loves tattoos, unprotected sex and beating on cops and is a sucker for couch humping. (CLICK HERE for her photos)
3. Brigitte Daguerre- Not a stripper but a photographer who likes to take pictures of herself wearing nothing but bubbles and a top hat. She is also a zoo keeper of some kind as Jesse professed that he wanted to be her “monkey.” (CLICK HERE for photos of her.)
4. Secret Susan – I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that she is a clerk at Big Lots who moonlights as a stripper under the name Misstery Box.

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Beyonce is Pregnant

Beyonce is pregnant…again. This will be her 128th tabloid baby. A media outlet claiming to have a “ROCK SOLID SOURCE” that is squealing about Beyonce’s rumored pregnancy.

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MediaTakeOut just learned from a ROCK SOLID source that legendary singer Beyonce and her hip hop mogul husband Jay Z are expecting their first child together.

According to our source Beyonce is doing fine and resting (for now), but she’s expected to continue working throughout her pregnancy. And we’re also told that Jay Z is EXTREMELY happy to be having his first child with Bey.

The “Single Ladies” singer was most recently rumored to be pregnant in January of 2008. Mythical sources told The Mirror that she was pregnant and that was why they were married in a super private ceremony before the baby was born because: “Beyonce and Solange have been brought up with strong Christian beliefs. Part of that belief is to be married before having children.” Babies before marriage is a holy no-no, but sexy times before marriage is super pious? Whateves. I am about as holy as Cheeto Jesus.

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Anyway, I have my doubts. Unless this “ROCK SOLID SOURCE” (who I am starting to thinks is actually Kayne on one of his all caps rants) is a pregnancy test signed by B and sent to a lab for DNA testing and confirmed to be the tinkle of Beyonce (you know she wakes up in the morning a pees excellence), I will continue to give this the side eye.

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Angelina Jolie Seducing Johnny Depp, Bodyguards Step In

Yes! I love these kind of tales. Star magazine has whipped up a story about Angelina Jolie trying to seduce Johnny Depp. In the same issue that claims Sandra Bullock was pregnant with Jesse James’ baby, the mag also insists that Jolie is pulling out every seduction trick in the book.

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“Angie is “humiliated” because Johnny Depp refuses to be seduced by her. The caption here reads: “Sexy Angie is making Johnny so uncomfortable, insiders say, that he’s told his entourage not to leave him alone with her. ‘He and his bodyguards have developed signals,’ reveals a source. ‘When Angelina gets too close, Johnny gives the look and someone runs interference.’”

Here are her methods of seduction on the set of The Tourist: She stands too close, invades his personal space, and once even brushed crumbs off of his beard. Once, the script called for them to kiss — just a little peck on the lips — but Angelina used tongue. An insider says: “It totally freaked Johnny out, and he drew away, but Angie just gave him a naughty smile.”

This one I believe. Why? No proof or real tangible evidence, but we all know the powers of Angelina Jolie’s Voodoo Vagina. After indulging in S&M sex with Voldemort (click HERE for that fun) and robbing Jennifer Aniston of her bong licking partner (click HERE for a funny tale on that), nothing would surprise me.

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Dennis Hopper Near Death

Dennis Hopper’s divorce attorney says in a court filing that the actor is dying and can’t undergo chemotherapy as he battles prostate cancer, leaving him too weak to testify in his own contentious divorce from wife Victoria Duffy-Hopper.

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Per PopEater:

His attorney, Joseph Mannis, states in the filing — obtained by TMZ — that because Hopper is so terminally ill, he is unable to defend himself in divorce proceedings. “It is doubtful that Mr. Hopper will ever recover sufficiently to be subject to a deposition,” one of the actor’s doctors declared.

Hopper, who is battling advanced prostate cancer, has been conducting his bitter divorce from his sickbed. According to Dr. David Agus, Hopper is in grave state and weighs less than 100 pounds, stating that he believes being questioned by his wife’s lawyers “could actually threaten his ability to survive the current health crisis.” Hopper’s assistant Emily Davis stated that he was “extremely weak” and unable to talk for more than a few minutes at a time because “he’s not able to concentrate and tires quickly.” In previous court documents, Hopper had said he hoped chemotherapy would be successful and that he could recover.

Last month, a judge ruled that Duffy-Hopper must stay at least 10ft away from her husband after the actor said he wanted to eliminate unnecessary stress. In previous papers filed Hopper claimed his wife had engaged in “outrageous conduct” over the past year. He alleges she has been difficult over visitation rights for their six year old daughter Galen. Hopper also believes his estranged wife stole valuable artwork and other property, including silver flatware, Egyptian cotton linens, Venetian glass pieces and wood furniture from Africa, with a total worth of more than $1.5 million. Duffy-Hopper claims that he threatened her, smoked marijuana around their daughter, and that his illness had left him unable to make sound decisions. She has also claimed that he filed for divorce so that he could cut her out of her inheritance. Also in the documents, Hopper objected to changing the provisions of his $1 million life insurance policy as requested by Duffy-Hopper. Currently, she will receive $250,000 and the balance will go to his estate, which Hopper said he has already set up to for their daughter and his three other adult children to receive a “substantial portion.”

Hopper is known for his classic roles in movies including “True Grit,” “Rebel Without a Cause,” and “Waterworld.” It was recently announced that Hopper will receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this Friday.

Kristen Stewart Refused to Date Robert Pattinson, Plus Wax Figure – Photos

Robert Pattinson has reportedly claimed that Kristen Stewart played hard to get, initially refusing to go on dates with her “Twilight” co-star.

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Per MyGloss:

“I do think Kristen is amazing. I wanted to work with her the moment I met her. Our chemistry was so good. I asked her out a lot but she wasn’t having it.”

Persistence paid off for the heartthrob, who finally won her over, and the pair have been romantically linked since last year. Meanwhile, for those of you who’ve been dying for a chance to get within stalking range of Sparklepants now can get a wee bit closer, thanks to Madame Tussaud’s craftsmen – Pattinson has been immortalized in wax! Being revealed today in NYC’s Times Square, Pattinson’s figure looks amazingly life-like, complete with his messy hairdo and a white v-neck/black blazer combo. How long before Rob’s figure gets romantically linked to one of his waxy costars?

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Bush Wipes Hand on Clinton – Video

Ladies and gentleman…the former President of the United States…

While in Haiti former President George Bush was shaking hands with the survivors and refugees in Port Au Prince. After coming in contact with several people, Bush wiped his hand on Bill Clinton.

I wouldn’t be surprised if this wipe and run wasn’t followed by George stating: “I was told there was going to be a Chuck E. Cheese here.”

Jesse James 3rd Mistress, Brigitte Daguerre – Photos

Vanilla Gorilla strikes again!

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First, the fourth runner up in a Kat Von D lookalike contest who calls herself Michelle “Bombshell” McGee outed herself as Jesse James’ mistress. Then we had stripper/mistress #2, Melissa Smith join the Whore Parade. (Click HERE to read about James’ second mistress). Now we have a third mistress, Brigitte Daguerre, who has “proof” of 195 text messages in which TMZ reports are from James’ cell phone number.

“Throughout the exchanges, Jesse repeatedly asks Daguerre to send pictures and set up rendezvous. In one exchange, Daguerre complained that Jesse wasn’t letting loose. He explains, “I’m texting you in secret.”

Daguerre is a photographer from LA and originally met Jeese after he tapped her talents (literally) for a West Coast Choppers photo shoot in 2008. Divorce rumors followed the initial report of Jesse’s cheating with allegations that Sandra Bullock has been quietly attorney shopping. Other sources say that she is letting exactly happened sink in while James begs her to forgive him.

Honey, even if you marinated yourself in Purex and wore a hazmat suit I doubt Bullock would be stupid enough to return to the STD Rodeo you have going on.

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Hollywood Dame’s PopEater Favs

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Gabby Sidibe Reportedly Too Big for Vogue:

Even with all of the fame and Oscar buzz ‘Precious’ got this past year, that’s still not enough to land star Gabourey Sidibe on the pages of Vogue magazine. According to Rob Shuter’s sources, Miss Sidibe’s weight is what’s keeping her out of Anna Wintour’s publication, where being rail-thin is a necessity

PETA Hires the Ultimate Pet Neutering Champion: the Octomom:

The folks at the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) have struck advertising gold. The organization negotiated a deal with the “Octomom” Nadya Suleman that allows them to post a PETA sign in her front yard trumping the value of spaying or neutering pets. “Don’t let your dog or cat become an ‘octomom’,” the ad warns. The image is of a cat splayed out on the floor feeding a brood of hungry kittens.

Celeb Chef Jamie Oliver Wants to Start a ‘Revolution’:

Jamie Oliver traveled to what was called the unhealthiest city in the U.S. — Huntington, West Virginia — to educate the residents about the food “that’s killing America” in his new series, ‘Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution,’ which premieres March 26 at 8 PM on ABC. (A special preview aired on the 21st.) During his tenure, the people of West Virginia put up a lot of resistance. A radio DJ in the town bluntly told him, “We don’t want to sit around eating lettuce all day!” And the women in the school cafeteria were equally upset with the British chef’s presence — causing Oliver to break down in tears. “They don’t understand me,” he cried. However, the British chef persevered, determined to make a difference in everyone’s diets and consciousness about their health. Jamie chatted with PopEater about his experience on the show.

Sex and the City 2 Plot Details, Aidan’s Return Confirmed!

For all you Carrie Bradshaw addicts out there, your time is almost up. ‘Sex and the City-2′ is due out in a little more than a month.

But for now, you are going to have to suck the Michael Patrick King teet a little longer. And he’s delivered some interesting tid-bits about the upcoming film. Including the return of the oh-so-hot John Corbett as Carrie’s ex, Aidan.

Via Screen Rant:

“He [King] brings back Carrie’s ex. He says he always asks people Mr. Big or Aidan… and they’re both in the movie as Aidan is where the girls go on vacation.”

MTV UK goes on to confirm whether or not Big and Carrie will take on the role of Daddy and Mommy:

“So we move from marriage to the next logical place in people’s minds, is she having a baby? It’s one of the thoughts of the movie. For me, I always like to do something that’s individualistic and unique for Carrie Bradshaw, since she is one of a kind.”

Do they make Jimmy Choo’s in infant sizes?