I love that Christina Aguilera is a veteran diva and can flip her shiz faster than the runner up in Miss Brazil Gay 2009. Observe the 50 second mark…
So when a mere mortal coughed during her interview about her new Robo-Queen album, Bionic, Aguilera did the bitch barb covered by a laugh. It’s a classic.
*UPDATE: Apparently someone is unhappy that this is on the net. I will try and find a working replacement video.
Somewhere out there a camera man is laying in a coma gripping a bag of Sucrets. Just follow the trail of Maybelline Dream Matte Mousse and you will find a cackling Xtina. I digress, I am sure everyone giggled and said: “Oh that ‘Tina….she is such a laugh,” as they backed away slowly.
Quoteables:
Dlisted: “Whenever Xtina moves just a bit, thousands of bronzing powder and crusted mascara particles fly off her face and dance through the air before diving into the throat of an unsuspecting innocent person. A frog made out of foundation and bronzer jumped down that dude’s throat.”
Celebitchy - “I’m sure she’s joking, right? I’m sure the poor crew guy wasn’t taken to Aguilera-approved bedazzled woodshed where he was shot by a firing squad of drag queens.”
It was a JOKE. The crew were laughing too. Of all the interesting things she mentioned in the interview about her upcoming tour, album concepts, her collaborations including M.I.A, Sia, PEACHES (OMG!!!!) and more… *sigh* You focus on a cough? PATHETIC.
Oh and by the way, the video isn’t working. LMAO