Sandra Bullock Adopts a Baby-Files for Divorce: PHOTOS

Like my mom used to say: You can’t keep a good dame down!

Despite a few months of hell, Sandra Bullock has bounced back from dealing with her adulterous husband Jesse James, in the form on Louis Bardo Bullock: the baby she’s adopted!

Bullock revealed to People Magazine that she adopted baby Louis with James back in January but decided to keep mum due to the Oscar hullabaloo followed by James’s bedroom escapades.

“He’s just perfect, I can’t even describe him any other way. It’s like he’s always been a part of our lives.”

Though Bullock adopted Louis with James, Lou carries her last name, and has indicated that she is finalizing the adoption as a single parent thus solidifying her impending divorce from the Vanilla Gorilla.

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Lindsay Lohan ‘Living with HIV’

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Perez Hilton has reportedly caught Michael Lohan in the act of hurling a live grenade into a pile of C4 attached to a nuclear reactor doused in gasoline when Papa Lohan’s Twitter page called his daughter Lindsay Lohan out in cyberspace! According to the stunning accusations on Lohan’s Twitter, Lindsay is allegedly “living with HIV” because of the “decisions she’s made” in life.

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But in a quick turnaround, Lohan claims that he had a hacker break into his Twitter account yesterday and after he found out, he deleted the entire history of incriminating Tweets regarding Lindsay.

Per Us:

“Somebody was impersonating me,” he tells Us. “I’m disgusted. I would never ever say something like that about my daughter.”

Lohan claims he’s already contacted his lawyer in the hopes of tracking down the hacker and plans on taking legal action against those responsible. How many times can this families Twitter account get hacked? They put stuff out there and as usual, blame someone else. Wow, I actually feel bad for Lindsay on this one. While this wouldn’t be so surprising if true, I highly doubt she has HIV.

Justin Bieber Puberty Forces Music Changes

Aaaww, our little teeny-bopper hearthrob is growing up! Justin Bieber admits that he is coping with his changing voice as he gets older and often struggles to reach the high notes in his songs during live shows.

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Per Contact Music:

He says, “It cracks. Like every teenage boy, I’m dealing with it and I have the best vocal coach in the world. Some of the notes I hit on (hit track) Baby I can’t hit anymore. We have to lower the key when I sing live.”

I, for one, will be glad when his constipated chipmunk sounding days are over!

Hugh Hefner Saves the Hollywood Sign

Hugh Hefner isn’t nearly as poor as the carpet at the Playboy Mansion would have you think.

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The ‘Playboy Magazine’ magnate did his civic rich people duty this week and saved the infamous Hollywood Sign from possible development.

Via E!

“My childhood dreams and fantasies came from the movies, and the images created in Hollywood had a major influence on my life and Playboy,” says Hef. “As I’ve said before, the Hollywood sign is Hollywood’s Eiffel Tower and I am pleased to help preserve such an important cultural landmark.”

Hef’s current dreams likely center around mounds of silicon and a year’s supply of Viagra.

MIA Born Free – VIDEO

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Below isMIA’s new video that is full of NSFW and includes violence, gore (not Al) and a mass genocide of gingers. It leaves you scratching your head in concern and nixing any lunch plans.

Click “Read More…” Below to see MIA’s NSFW Born Free Video

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The Dame’s Link Worthy

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The MMA Fighter and the Porn Star can’t make it work? Popeater

I’m not sure they know 10 things: College Candy

So pretty: Backseat Cuddler

He’s still kickin’: Celebrity Smack

Though I hate to admit it publicly, I HEART him: Earsucker

I can’t believe he had enough money: Allie is Wired

Thinking of any of these people as “swingers” makes me puke: Bumpshack

He’s prettier than Selena, no? Gossip Teen

Is it just me, or are they lopsided? Why Fame

The poke just got a little more crowded: Right Celebrity

Seriously, the two of them ooze cheese: I Need My Fix

She’s officially celebrity poor: I’m Not Obsessed

The only thing worse than Lindsay are the DB’s who created her: Stupid Celebrities

Someday, just maybe, Anna Wintour will reject her to her face: Celebrity Hot Sauce

Bonnie Wright and Jamie Campbell Bower Engaged !?!

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Great gobs of Twihard tears. Here is another rumor that has fangirls everywhere running to their respective sparkle-pire shrines hidden in their closets. Bonnie Wright and Jamie Campbell Bower are rumored to be engaged. Take a deep breath and put on your kindergarten imagination caps because this comes from the Daily Star (via Digital Spy).

According to the Daily Star, the pair are now engaged to be married.The two were apparently overheard talking about the upcoming wedding at a party in London.

“Bonnie was even showing off her glittering engagement ring,” said a source.

I am sorry sir, but I am not buying this. She is 19 and he is 21. They both have ice cream trucks full of cash and hid their romance for 6 months before confirming to the world that they are making lovey eyes at each other….and now they are getting married? Just in time to start the press pilgrimage for “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (June 30).

Hmmm…I wonder if Jennifer Aniston orchestrated this. Regardless, Wright has been walking around with a diamond ring on her left ring finger and reps merely responded with the ol’ cliche: “We don’t comment on our clients personal lives.”

UPDATE: Rumors have reheated and Jamie Campbell Bower is Twittering about it! CLICK HERE to see the update…

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Whitney Houston’s Concert Walk Out

Whitney Houston’s comeback world tour went from bad to worse on the latest leg of the tour in London’s O2 arena last night. Fans might have just been satisfied to see the singer back on stage but those hoping for a great performance were severely disappointed, resulting in hundreds of concert-goers walking out. This as the singer, once known as “The Voice,” missed high notes and cut her songs short. Houston apologized and blamed the air conditioning in the arena for the problems. However, the fans began to leave during “I Will Always Love You.” Houston sang just one or two verses of hits such as “Greatest Love Of All,” leaving her backup singers to handle tough notes and she paused to catch her breath during songs, sometimes panting heavily between tracks.

Per Us Today:

“Sometimes the old girl sings, but not tonight,” she said of her voice. “I want to do it, but she doesn’t want to. … She’s getting a little … temperamental, even.”

It is the latest setback to Houston’s “Nothing But Love tour.” Her first three UK dates were canceled because of a respiratory infection and she received poor reviews for the opening leg in Australia. This was Houston’s first concert in London in over a decade and due to the disappointing performance it might have been her last. Whitney did manage to stay on stage for the majority of the two-hour gig, but fans were still unhappy, with some even demanding their money back.

The concert “is rubbish,” said Mark Higgins of Hampshire. “She can’t even complete a song.” He said he’d asked for a refund and was told to contact the concert promoter. His daughter had given the tickets to him and his wife for Christmas. “She’s going to be heartbroken, because she saved up all her money for this.”

“I remember her 20 years ago,” Dave Law, of Plymouth, said of Houston. “She’s not a patch on what she was.”

It’s a shame and upsetting that someone who had such talent and an amazing voice has come to this and to see her struggle, especially for someone who back then had such high moral standards. Let this be a lesson to you, kids!

Betty White SNL Promo – VIDEO

Yes mommy! Here we have Betty White doing a promo for her May 8th hosting duties for Saturday Night Live.


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Awww, she is so adorable. She is like the internet’s awesome Grammy who bakes chocolate chip cookies and can drink you under the table while sharing tales of past indiscretions with Russian royalty.