Lindsay Lohan Banned After Throwing a Drink at Samantha Ronson

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It seems there is no end in sight for Lindsay Lohan’s recent string of troubles. Lohan now has been banned from a LA club after allegedly throwing a drink – complete with the glass – at her ex Samantha Ronson. She was partying at hot spot Trousdale in the early hours of Saturday morning when she reportedly stormed up to Ronson and threw the glass at her head, sending shards of glass flying in the air.

Per Starpulse:

“Samantha was DJ-ing and went to sit with her friends when Lindsay stormed over and threw a glass at her head. Glass flew everywhere, and Samantha looked really shaken up. The club owner asked Lindsay to leave and was overheard saying she’ll never come back.”

No class, but what did you expect. This is Lindsay Lohan, afterall. Ronson, who continued to party with her friends, later wrote about the incident on Twitter.

“Just got a glass thrown at my head… Hmmm – wonder who did it????”

It has been an eventful few weeks for Lohan. Police showed up with her dad Michael at her home last week after concerns about her 16-year-old sister Ali’s welfare. She was also accused of stealing a friend’s Rolex watch, which she has since denied. Lohan was recently axed from an upcoming film, after being deemed “unbankable.” And last week, Lohan had claimed Ronson ‘spat in her face’ at a Coachella music festival party, but Ronson soon denied it.

If it smells like methadone – leave it alone…

Imagine If He Had Farted…

I love that Christina Aguilera is a veteran diva and can flip her shiz faster than the runner up in Miss Brazil Gay 2009. Observe the 50 second mark…

So when a mere mortal coughed during her interview about her new Robo-Queen album, Bionic, Aguilera did the bitch barb covered by a laugh. It’s a classic.

*UPDATE: Apparently someone is unhappy that this is on the net. I will try and find a working replacement video.

Somewhere out there a camera man is laying in a coma gripping a bag of Sucrets. Just follow the trail of Maybelline Dream Matte Mousse and you will find a cackling Xtina. I digress, I am sure everyone giggled and said: “Oh that ‘Tina….she is such a laugh,” as they backed away slowly.

Quoteables:

Dlisted: “Whenever Xtina moves just a bit, thousands of bronzing powder and crusted mascara particles fly off her face and dance through the air before diving into the throat of an unsuspecting innocent person. A frog made out of foundation and bronzer jumped down that dude’s throat.”

Celebitchy - “I’m sure she’s joking, right? I’m sure the poor crew guy wasn’t taken to Aguilera-approved bedazzled woodshed where he was shot by a firing squad of drag queens.”

Josh Hartnett and Abbie Cornish Hook Up

It didn’t take long for Abbie Cornish to move on from her recent split with notorious Hollywood douche Ryan Phillippe.

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The starlet was spotted this past Saturday getting cozy with Josh Hartnett.

Via The Huffington Post:

“The pair were together at Warren 77, a bar co-owned by New York Ranger Sean Avery, at 10 pm. Cornish wore her hair in a low ponytail and was dressed in black. Hartnett, still mustached, had on a gray hat and glasses.”

Cornish is currently in New York shooting ‘The Dark Fields’ with ‘Hangover’ star Bradley Cooper.

Hartnett is likely in New York not showering and doing his best to build up a thin layer of grease and dirt as is his M.O.

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All Britney Spears ‘Glee’?!

After ‘The Power of Madonna’ epsiode of ‘Glee’ aired this week, big names and has-beens came out of the wood-work looking to cash in on the brilliance of ‘Glee’.

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And like most people these days, Britney Spears wants to cash in as well.

Her manager took to his Twitter page in order to suggest an all Booby Queers Britney Spears episode of the hit Fox show.

And it looks like his Lindsay Lohan tactics may have worked.

Via Entertainment Weekly:

“I’m interested in the Britney Spears idea. I’ve always loved her. I’m entertaining it. I think young kids would like that.” [Show creator Ryan]Murphy also says that he’s contemplating doing similar hour tributes to Billy Joel, Led Zeppelin, and, even, Courtney Love! “I actually ran into Courtney Love the other day and talked to her,” says Murphy. “She’s interested. I would love to have the kids do a Courtney Love episode one day.”

Is that a joke? Does Courtney have more than two songs? Will the kids of McKinley High become strung-out heroine addicts? Will Lea Michele get her stomach stapled against the advice of her doctors?

I am going to post something anti-Love on ‘Glee’ on my Twitter now.

Gabourey Sidibe on SNL – VIDEOS

Did you watch? I was going to, but then I discovered the joys of champagne mixed with vodka and chased with Hostess treats. Donettes and ding dongs are seriously underrated.

Here are some videos of Gabourey Sidibe on Saturday Night Live

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Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner in New Eclipse PHOTOS

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Here we have some more Sparkle-Beast eye candy. New promo photos for Twilight Saga: Eclipse have cometh! Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner are all featured in this fresh Eclipse movie pics. Enjoy Twi-hards. Clean up the squee when you’re done.

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Bret Michaels in ICU After Brain Hemorrhage

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“Celebrity Apprentice” is down another man. Bret Michaels was rushed to a hospital on Thursday night after suffering a subarachnoid hemorrhage, which is basically means the area between his brain and the tissues that cover it is bleeding. There is no specific cause of the bleed and doctors are currently trying to locate the source of the hemorrhage. According to several doctors, his recent appendectomy nor his diabetes are to blame. It can happen to anyone at any time.

An update on Michaels’ current status was posted on the former Poison rocker’s Facebook:

“Once again we can’t thank everyone enough for all the well wishes and prayers being sent Bret’s way! As of now Bret remains in ICU under 24 hour surveillance. Further testing this week will help locate the source of the bleeding.

Look for an official medical report from doctors this week at BretMichaels.com.
Please remember Bret is, and always has been, a fighter and survivor and is under the best medical care possible. Thanks for your support!”

Get well soon!

Robert Pattinson Denies Kristen Stewart

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It seems there won’t be a Twilight wedding just yet! According to some recent reports, Robert Pattinson has repeatedly asked Kristen Stewart to marry him and is just waiting for her to say yes. However, Sparklepants is fighting back and has himself squashed the rumors that he wants to make Stewart his wife, and despite evidence that they are a couple, he has continued to deny the claims.

Per NDTV:

“This engagement thing is total wrong, I don’t even know where it comes from. Kristen is my friend, I really like to work with her,” Pattinson said. “She’s more mature than her age, a real professional, I couldn’t wish for a better partner, because she makes my every move, every sentence authentic,” he added.

Pattinson was previously reported to have purchased antique jewelry for Stewart and popped the question on her 20th birthday. Maybe this is just a publicity stunt as a way of drumming up more romantic drama around the pair. Or maybe they are knocking Converse high tops and terrible at hiding it.

New Music Friday – Glass Intrepid

Glass Intrepid” is an alternative rock band based out of Texas. Comprised of four members: Bryan (vocals/guitar), Robb (guitar), Reed (bass) and Corey (drums), Glass Intrepid (GI) has close to seven years total experience as a band. Over the years, GI has gained a considerable following having played at almost every major venue in Houston, Dallas and Austin, as well as numerous venues through out the state of Texas.

Glass Intrepid has shared the stage with many national acts such as Papa Roach, 3 Doors Down, Sum 41, Breaking Benjamin, The Used, Snow Patrol, My American heart, The Vanished, The Receiving End of Sirens, The Exies, Drowning Pool, Unwritten Law, Alter Bridge, Mudvayne, Trust Company, Lit and Seether. Glass Intrepid was awarded by Unsigned as the Best Unsigned Rock Band in Texas allowing them to appear at KTBZ’s Buzz Fest XV in Houston, Texas. Glass Intrepid also won a spot on the 2005 Vans Warped tour leading them to recently win first place in the 9th Annual Ernie Ball Battle of the Bands competition out of 10,000 bands nationally.

Their music video for the single “Good Enough” is currently airing on the Austin Music Network, the premier local music station in Austin. You can watch the video above.

New “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” Trailer – SEE IT HERE

Here you go kittens – a little weekend treat! Here is the third and final trailer for the much anticipated “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” movie, due in theaters June 30th.

UPDATE – More Eclipse Promo Photos have surfaced! Click HERE to see them….