Saturday Night Live: Colonel Angus Skit – VIDEO

Last night NBC ran a two hour special on Saturday Night Live in the 2000′s.

Though a fan of SNL, I was a little miffed that this meant no new ‘Office’ or ’30 Rock,’ but I was happy to catch some of the better skits from the past decade including Christopher Walken as Colonel Angus, a titular Confederate officer who, um, takes a visit down south…

The skit, full of hilarious and intended puns, was written by Tina Fey.

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Also worth a mention is Horatio Sanz and his 100 pound weight loss!

LeAnn Rimes – Moron Behind the Twitter Wheel

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After cheating on her husband with Eddie Cibrian, LeAnn Rimes was dumb enough to hop on Twitter and gush about her “anniversary” with Eddie under the name wewenlove.

(Via Perez)

“Watching my man do ADR. I’m hanging with him today cause it’s our 1 year anniversary!!!!! Love him!”

Her now ex-husband, Dean Sheremet, wasn’t exactly thrilled to hear it and replied:

“@wewenlove you should feel proud of that…. Considering you were still married this time last year….”

Fellow Twitter fans also fired back at Rimes and she soon deleted the post and then the account.

Ugh, she is like a third rate Sienna Miller who I have less respect for.

Mel Gibson, Melissa Etheridge, Larry King, Tiger Woods Divorce

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Is breaking up the new trend in Holly-weird? While not even divorced from wife Robyn Moore yet, Mel Gibson and baby #8′s mama Oksana Grigorieva have called it quits. The pair enjoyed a roughly one-year relationship, resulting in the birth of their daughter, Lucia, who is now 5 months old. Mel & Oksana made their relationship public in April 2009, the same month Mel filed for divorce from his wife, ending nearly 30 years of marriage that resulted in seven children of their own.

Per People:

“They just drifted apart,” says a close friend of the couple of the amicable split. “They’re both working hard on their careers and trying to raise a sweet baby together. They’re still friends and they’ll both raise Lucia together.”

It seems it’s also the end of the line for Melissa and Tammy Etheridge after nine years and two children together. They tied the knot in a legally non-binding ceremony in September 2003, exchanging vows barefoot under an arch of flowers at the Malibu home of Dick Clark. Tammy gave birth to the couple’s twins in 2006, joining Melissa’s two children from her previous relationship with Julie Cypher. In 2004, Melissa was diagnosed with breast cancer, and she has credited Tammy with helping her get through the battle. Rumblings of trouble began a couple months ago after Tammy posted some poetry on her blog that led to speculation that cracks were forming in the relationship.

Per People:

“Melissa and Tammy Etheridge are saddened to announce that they are now separated,” Melissa’s rep tells PEOPLE exclusively. The former couple add in a statement: “We ask for consideration and respect for our family as we go through this difficult period.”

CNN talk show host Larry King has filed for divorce from his wife Shawn Southwick after nearly 13 years of marriage. Larry is on his eighth marriage, so a divorce isn’t all that surprising for him. Just as Larry was filing his papers, Shawn was filing her own divorce documents, asking for primary physical custody of the couple’s two son, as well as spousal and child support. They married from a hospital bed in 1997 while he was recovering from surgery to clear a blocked blood vessel.

Per TMZ:

In the divorce papers, filed moments ago in L.A. County Superior Court, Larry blames the split on “irreconcilable differences.”

Rumor has it that Elin Nordegren is preparing to file for divorce from Tiger Woods. Elin reportedly met with a divorce lawyer over the weekend while Tiger was competing at the prestigious Masters tournament. She opted not to support her husbands return to the golf course and is said to be none to thrilled with his return.

Per Radar:

Elin has grown disgusted with Tiger because she believes he returned to golf too quickly and wasn’t sincere about building a new life with her. She participated in his sex rehab therapy and a few months ago the couple was making progress. But once Tiger announced his return to golf, Elin grew cold and became convinced that Tiger was not serious about making up for his serial cheating.

A source close to Elin has revealed that she was also violently angry in response to a recent Nike advertisement that featured Tiger with a voiceover from his late father, Earl Woods. While it is unclear as to whether or not the Nike ad proved to be the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back or if she had been planning on divorcing from her husband all along, if she follows through with her intentions she is expected to strike it rich.

All this is transpiring as Jesse James and Sandra Bullock are having major marital trouble and ex-footballer Tiki Barber reportedly left his 8-months pregnant wife for a perky blonde intern/babysitter. Is marriage sacred anymore?

‘Pirates of The Caribbean 4′ New Leading Lady

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So far, we know there will be a fountain of youth, Blackbeard, and a lady pirate who will give Jack Sparrow a run for his doubloons. Now the most recent news out for the fourth film in the series, “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides,” is the addition of French model/actress Astrid Berges-Frisbey.

Per MTV:

French actress Astrid Berges-Frisbey will star as Syrena, a mermaid who encounters Johnny Depp’s character Captain Jack Sparrow.

She will star alongside Penelope Cruz, Ian McShane, Geoffrey Rush, and Depp as Captain Sparrow sets out on the hunt for the legendary elusive fountain of youth. She was cast in the role after Disney received a lot of buzz about the casting requirements, calling for actresses who, among other things, ‘must have real breasts.’ A rising star in her native France, this will be Berges-Frisbey’s American debut. Her previous French films include family drama “Un Barrage Contre Le Pacifique” and the soon to be released “Bruc.” She has also appeared onstage at the Theatre Marigny in a production of Peter Shaffer’s “Equus.” The film is due to begin shooting in June in Hawaii, Los Angeles, and Britain. It is due out in theaters in May 2011.

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Kate Hudson Boob Job – Photos

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Us Weekly is screaming from Mount Gossip that Kate Hudson got a boob job in March. Kate is notoriously flat chested and boasts the bust of an 8 year old boy so you think you’d notice it. She reportedly had a very small breast augmentation done in late March.

What do you think? I am glad she didn’t go Heidi Montag crazy and install flotation devices fit to save survivors from Titanic.

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Work with Robert Pattinson: Casting Call

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I know that 82% of you would sell your own mother and kidney on the black market to get the chance to run your hand through the unicorn meadow that is Sparklepants’ hair so here is your chance…

There is an open casting call for the film “Water for Elephants” starring Reese Witherspoon, Christoph Waltz and Patti-Cakes. You can audition for a role in the Robert Pattinson film if you are in L.A. on April 17th. The Twitter verified Craigslist ad also stated you must have these requirements:

• Caucasian men with very 1930s looking period faces.
• African American men with short 1930s period haircuts, all size 46 coat or smaller.
• Caucasian women with shoulder length hair or shorter, size 6 or smaller.

*No piercings, tattoos, no breast implants, no artificial nails, no highlighted or colored hair (natural looking color is okay).

Good luck!

Justin Timberlake Torturing Jessica Biel with Cameron Diaz Sexy Times

In case you missed it, several tabloids are reporting that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are splitting up (refresh your memory HERE).

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Timberlake, who recently signed on to star opposite hottie ex-girlfriend, Cameron Diaz on the flick ‘Bad Teacher,’ seems to be getting along a little too well with his ex while on set.

Supposedly, Biel doesn’t like Cam prancing around JT in tight clothes or her making out with him as a work requirement and this has put a strain on their three year relationship.

Via US Weekly:

“Though Timberlake’s mom has told Us that Biel is ‘one of us,’ a source close to Timberlake tells Us Weekly he ‘won’t marry’ her because ‘he doesn’t respect her anymore.’ In fact, the source says, ‘when she’s not around, he’ll make fun of her to his friends.’”

Seriously kittens, name calling is so seventh grade.

Hopefully, whomever gave US their information is a liar, liar, pants on fire. Rumors these two are splitting occur almost as frequently as Pitt-Jolie-Aniston hook-up, break-up, making-out rumors.

The Dame’s Link Worthy

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Larry King has a mistress? Bumpshack

She can’t even spell deposition: Allie Is Wired

Wow! Another celeb couple split: Popeater

These make me look like a dude: College Candy

Taylor’s wardrobe malfunction: Gossip Teen

Oh Cinnabun! Why Fame

Elin and a divorce lawyer sitting in a tree: Stupid Celebrities

Katie Someone is a goner: Right Celebrity

Another rocker dead: Earsucker

…And then they had to hose down the restaurant: I’m Not Obsessed

I give it a year: I Need My Fix

This is straight up scary: Celebrity Smack

I hope they feed her: For Ladies By Ladies

This would be a trip: Backseat Cuddler

Guess Which Celeb Couple was Caught Making Out

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Guess which celebrity couple was caught making out in the car. Hint: She just got divorced!

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Sex and the City Sequel Movie Stills

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Sex and the City Sequel Movie Stills for your enjoyment….

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