Ryan Phillippe Whines to Howard Stern: I’m Tired of being S**t On!

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Oh yes kittens. I have a love/hate view of Ryan Phillippe. He is just one of the many men going sex maniac crazy in Hollywood right now. Comparatively, he appears to be saint-like when it comes to his fellow cheating cohorts. He isn’t begging to pee on anyone or running around in nothing but a German officer cap wielding a crotch guest list that that reads more like the line up for the Kat Von D lookalike contest.

Ryan Phillippe split with Abbie Cornish in February and it became a nasty feud of he-said, she-said when it came to who did the breaking up. Ryan went on Howard Stern to whine about the negativity that has surrounded him.

“”I have a new rule: not to date anyone who has a publicist. Who announces a breakup? I don’t understand that! There’s no need for that. I’ve been dumped on in the press for relationship stuff since Reese [Witherspoon] and I divorced. I’m tired of getting s*** on,” Phillippe, 35, told Stern (Via Us Magazine). “I don’t feel like I deserve it. Things happen! How many people have you broken up with over your life?”

Man-whore said what? Since cheating on Reese with Abbie, then reportedly cheating on Abbie after being spotted multiple times entertaining random blondes on his lap… I find it hard to feel sorry for the guy. However, if Clorox made a condom I would still consider hitting that.

Lindsay Lohan Snubbed from ‘Mean Girls’ Game

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Remember back in the day when Lindsay Lohan didn’t stumble through cactus laden turf or walk around with last night’s coke-fest all over her shoes while pumping out pasties and calling it fashion? Yup, she was once hot. One of the last films Lindsay did that didn’t get horrid reviews and land in the straight to DVD bin at Big Lots was “Mean Girls.” The movie has been made into a Nintendo DS game and Lohan is noticeably missing from the game’s cover which is based on the movie poster seen below…

Despite starring in the film Lindsay was axed from the game. Paramount is playing “Lohan’s image was too expensive to use” despite the fact that Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfried both made the cut and are far better at the acting craft.

This gave me the giggles. Lindsay’s image is “prohibitively expensive” to use? We are talking about the same ho who claims she was attacked by a cactus and would bite the head off a live chicken in exchange for a pack of Lucky Strikes and the Tiger Woods special: Ambien, Oxycotin and a distressed nightclub hostess?

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Hollywood Dame Exclusive Interview – Jason Castro

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With his rich tenor voice, distinctive looks, and endearingly innocent charm, Jason Castro won over millions of viewers as a contestant on the seventh season of “American Idol,” parlaying his substantial singer-songwriter appeal into a third-place runner-up finish. He may not have won the competition, but the 22-year-old Texan earned himself a devoted fan base eager to hear what he would do once freed to perform his own songs. Those folks will get their chance with the release of Castro’s self-titled debut album on Atlantic Records, arriving in stores and at all online retailers today.

“I feel like the album really captures my personality,” Jason says. “People got to know me a bit on the show, so I wanted to build on that by including all these songs I’ve written about my life. I wanted to share with people the things that are meaningful to me.”

Though rooted in the classic, melody-minded singer-songwriter tradition, with heart-on-sleeve lyrics and acoustic guitar-driven arrangements, the album brims with toe-tapping pop (first single “Lets Just Fall In Love Again,” “This Heart Of Mine“), strummy folk (“That’s What I’m Here For,” the lilting “If I Were You“), and electrifying rock (“Closer,” “Heart of Stone“) all cleverly balanced with unabashedly emotional tunes like “Love Uncompromised,” “It Matters To Me,” “You Can Always Come Home,” and a stunning version of Leonard Cohen’s‘ “Hallelujah” (which Castro performed on Idol, citing Jeff Buckley’s version as a huge inspiration to him as an artist).

JASON CASTRO” follows Castro’s acclaimed “THE LOVE UNCOMPROMISED EP,” which immediately shot to the Top 5 on the iTunes album chart upon its January release. The five track EP – highlighted by three of the album’s brightest moments, including “You Can Always Come Home,” a tender duet featuring Atlantic labelmate Serena Ryder – was immediately hailed in the New York Times as being “among the most sure-footed records, debut or otherwise, by an ‘Idol’ contestant from any season.”

The Texas-based tunesmith has just wrapped a major US tour, his first full-fledged trek in support of his own music. Jason received rapturous reviews along the way, with the New York Times declaring his set “magnetic…1960s pop with bright guitars, slashed through with a contrarian streak… Jack Johnson and Jason Mraz should be nervous.” A full-scale US tour in support of “JASON CASTRO” will be announced shortly.

Recently, I had the chance to chat with Jason about his debut album, his time on American Idol, and the direction he’s hoping to go in. You can read about it below.

When did you first realize you had an interest in music and what sparked that interest?

That’s hard to say. I’ve been around music since I was born, I mean, my dad plays the guitar and I can remember jamming out to the Beach Boys and Elvis since I was 5. As I got older it became the way it made me feel and the energy you got from it. I started off as a drummer and became a singer when I was in college. I love music, its very inspiring to me.

You were on American Idol Season 7 – What was that experience like and looking back on it now, would you recommend it to others?

I definitely loved being on American Idol. It was the experience of a lifetime. I got to see things I won’t get to see again, even now. It was awesome and I would definitely recommend it, but not without warnings. I mean, people should go into it expecting some sort of rejection and not putting your life into it. You shouldn’t expect to jump start your career out of it because alot of times it doesn’t happen but it is a great opportunity and I would recommend it.

With your debut cd coming out, how would you describe the sound of your music, and what makes you feel like your album is different from the other artists in your genre?

I would call it Folk/Pop/Modern/Soft Rock. I think every artist is unique to its own, putting themselves out there into their music. What makes my album different is that its a continuation to myself, and to my time on Idol. People who followed me then would get to see the next step I’m taking. Its a living, breathing thing to me.

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Steven Seagal Sued for Trafficking Sex

Just when you thought it was safe to watch Steven Seagal’s reality show, the former kung-fu movie man is being sued for alleged sexual assault and trafficking.

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TMZ got its hands on a lawsuit filed by a 23 year-old woman named Kayden Nguyen, who claims that, after being hired as Seagal’s executive assistant, the actor used her as a sex slave.

“Mr. Seagal had been keeping two young female Russian ‘Attendants’ on staff who were available for his sexual needs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.”

Nguyen alleges in her suit, one of the ‘Attendants’ had recently quit and it was this job — not executive assistant — Seagal intended her to fill.

Her first night on the job was filled with sexual advances from Seagal, including him reaching up her skirt and shoving his hand into her pants. Nguyen also claims that she was forced to take “pills” and that Seagal claimed his wife wouldn’t mind the two having a sexual relationship. She further states that she complained about the issue and nothing changed.

This confuses my morning buzz because this trick filed a grievance citing unwanted physical contact of the Seagal kind, yet she didn’t run screaming from his dojo and hand in her I-QUIT-THIS-BITCH notice? Hmmm….

Camp Steve has also gotten his attorney to fire back an accusation that that Kayden is a coke whore and made it all up:

“Seagal’s lawyer, Marty Singer, responded to the lawsuit this way: “The lawsuit filed by Kayden Nguyen against Steven Seagal is a ridiculous and absurd claim by a disgruntled ex-employee who was fired for using illegal narcotics.” Singer says the suit is a “complete fabrication without a scintilla of truth” and he’s confident it will be dismissed.”

Quoteables:

The Blemish – “He just wanted to push Kayden until she finally stood up for herself and ran away. Into the woods. At night. You see, that way Steven could hunt the most dangerous game of all. Man.”

Bricks and Stones Gossip – “Can you imagine Steven Seagal sticking his hand down your pants? I just imagined it and I threw up a little bit in my mouth – mostly because I’m straight, but still Steven is super gross and creepy.”

The Dame’s Link Worthy

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Coco on top: Popeater

Steven Seagal Did What? Bumpshack

Of course he wants to be in movies, he’s too pretty: Gossip Teen

Two d-bags walk into a tattoo parlour: Backseat Cuddler

Bret Michaels in the hospital NOT for an STD: Earsucker

Twi-hards are FREAKING over this: Allie Is Wired

Look who else she’s poking: Celebrity Smack

This is a BAD wig: Right Celebrity

Now that I am done with college, they offer a good class: College Candy

Poor Tiger: Why Fame

This movie already looks bad: I’m Not Obsessed

On set with SVU: I Need My Fix

She got a job? For Ladies By Ladies

Avril Lavinge Matching Tattoo With Brody Jenner and Deryck Whibley

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Nothing says ‘I love you’ – or ‘ew’ for that matter – more than getting matching tattoos with a guy you’ve only been dating for a hot minute. Over the weekend Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne did just that, reportedly getting matching tattoos to commemorate their love. Again, ew.

Per NY Daily News:

“They showed up to the opening of Mario Barth King Ink and requested the same tats,” says an insider at the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas.

“They were really excited about it,” says the spy, adding that the two spent the rest of the evening cozied up to each other. “They held hands openly and were kissing in a corner. Brody didn’t leave Avril’s side all night.”

So just what did the happy c-list couple opt to get? Matching lightning bolt – she on her forearm, he behind his ear. Hey, at least they didn’t get eachother’s names tattooed on their bodys, but I’m sure this will be one they look at a few months down the road and wonder ‘why?’ Avril’s been quite a wild child since her split with husband Deryck Whibley. But wait, didn’t she just get a matching tattoo with him a few weeks ago, too? (Read about that HERE.) Seems as though Avril is becoming a pro at juggling two guys at once! ‘Oh what a circle passing of STD’s, when first we practice to deceive!’

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Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live – Videos

Tina Fey returned to SNL and of course she brought back her impression of Sarah Palin.

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Justin Timberlake Dumps Jessica Biel for Cameron Diaz ?!?

It just wouldn’t be Monday if I wasn’t getting another report of a split between Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. This time, however, sources may be on the right track.

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In case you missed it, Timberlake is still busy trying to be an actor and has recently accepted a role in a movie titled: ‘Bad Teacher’ along side his one time lady-love, Cameron Diaz. Turns out, Biel isn’t so happy about the chemistry between JT and Cam.

Via The New York Post:

“[Justin and Cameron] are acting like a couple of teenagers, constantly laughing and joking with each other [on set]. There’s a lot of good chemistry there.”

This has led to reports from the UK tabloids that Biel and Timberlake are done.

Via The Mirror:

“It was mutual and they agreed it was best to part ways if things weren’t going to head towards marriage and kids. They are both incredibly busy. They both knew things were going to end for ages – it was just a matter of when.”

Take this for what it is worth. Biel was papped last week walking Timberlake’s dogs. Seems more like the break would be caused by the fact that he’s landing more acting gigs than she…

I say the two will appear hand-in-hand for some pap time Wednesday evening. What’s your guess?

Oprah Winfrey and John Tesh-Secret Lovers

Secret lovers….yea…that’s what we are…

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I must admit kittens, when I read an excerpt from Kitty Kelley’s new unauthorized biography of the Mighty Oprah, I nearly peed myself.

According to Kelley, during the swinging 70′s Oprah, barely out of her teens, took in John Tesh as a live in lover.
The two shared an apartment in Nashville, Tennessee for a short time. However, due to the differences in their races, Tesh bolted on Oprah…in the middle of the night.

Via The New York Daily News:

“He said one night he looked down and saw his white body next to her black body and couldn’t take it anymore. He walked out in the middle of the night. … He told me he later felt very guilty about it.”

Kelley’s book, which is due to hit stores April 13, 2010, is already a best-seller based on the number of pre-order sales.

Oprah’s people are refusing to make any comments on the book and Tesh’s people didn’t return any calls.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Engaged, Budapest Visit Photos

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The rumor of the day says Robert Pattinson proposed to Kristen Stewart during her visit in Budapest. This story comes from News of the World so once again you will have to put on your imagination goggles. Their story is that Sparklepants asked her parent’s permission to marry Kristen. A second rumor surrounding the Pattinson/Stewart engagement says it was all a joke. He reportedly got down on one knee and asked her to marry him. This was reportedly followed by laughs.

“According to News of The World newspaper (Via Gather), Kristen Stewart has told them she was asked for her hand in marriage.

“As a joke, though. Well, at least I think so!” she told the newspaper.”

It’s the worst kept “secret” in Hollywood. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are making sweet hipster love on and off set. The two have tried to play dumb when it comes to their relationship off set, but they aren’t exactly stealth. They have been photographed holding hands (Click HERE for those pictures) and spotted kissing (Click HERE for that) so the sparkle-pire is out of the bag.

Robert has been filming “Bel Ami” in Budapest the last few weeks. Kristen flew out to visit him a few days ago so they could celebrate her April 9th birthday together. Stewart also visited him in London a few months ago (Click HERE for those pics) and followed him to New York while he was doing press for “Remember Me.”

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