Robert Pattinson Afraid to Propose to Kristen Stewart?!?

Fresh off the taming of his unicorn patch, Robert Pattinson (along with co-stars Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner) granted the fine folks at USA Today a brief insight to the filming of the third installment of the Twlight-a-polooza, ‘Eclipse.’

And though Sparklepants and Stewart likely spend their Tuesdays watching American Idol and playing a little slap-and-tickle, apparently, having to propose to his off-screen love on-screen was a little daunting.

Via USA Today:

“I was dreading the day it was coming,” he says of the scene that was held until the very end of the shoot. “The first time I read the script, I thought, ‘This is impossible.’ ” References to “promenades” and sharing “iced tea on the porch” as Edward explains how he would have courted Bella in the old days especially stuck in his throat. “It’s so earnest. I finally convinced the producers that you can play it with a bit of awareness of not being a fictional character. I’m not trying to be part of a Gothic novel.”

When Pattinson finally watched it, however, he was pleasantly surprised. “It seems different when you see it.”

See Twihards?! It’s OK. Pattinson will likely find a classier means of proposing to Stewart (for real) when the time is right. I am thinking it will involve a pint of Boddington’s, a mask, and choir boys.

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The Dame’s Link Worthy

Justin Bieber’s Tramp Stamp: Allie Is Wired

Mariah used her sweaty pits to stop a fire: Popeater

Nice knowin’ you Chuck Bass: Bumpshack

His ex is not happy? Right Celebrity

Cast your vote for the ever shrinking unicorn patch: Gossip Teen

Haven’t we already seen her naked: Why Fame

Xtina vs. Gaga: Earsucker

Reality according to Courtney Love: I’m Not Obsessed

The Hilton’s always have a place to stay…thanks to their name and the free clinic: I Need My Fix

In with the old and out with the new: For Ladies By Ladies

Not Winnie Cooper! Backseat Cuddler

Chris Klein better blame the coke: Celebrity Smack

Kristen Davis had the poops: Busy Bee Blogger

Spring Dress Finds: Mom Dot

Awe shucks! Accidental Mommies

My soroity sisters and I abstain from further comment: College Candy

Miss USA, Rima Fakih, Stripper Pole Dancing Photos

I believe one of the prerequisites for beauty pageants contestants is to have a past filled with either topless photos, free basing while singing the national anthem or swimming in a kiddie pool of jello with Tiger Woods. Another “scandal” has erupted after Rima Fakih was crowned high priestess of hypocrisy Miss USA.

Rima won a pole dancing contest in 2007 that was hosted by Detroit radio show called Mojo in the Morning. Everyone has started clutching their pearls and gasping at Fakih’s stripper pole pics and shouting “SLUUUUUUUUT!” (I would like to point out that she was wearing far less in the bikini portion of the pageant. The promo photos for the pageant also feature her in lingerie and fishnet stockings, but wearing a tank top shorts while dancing around a pole is too trampy? Doesn’t Miley Cyrus do that ho-shiz at her shows?)

Most are pushing for an investigation that could further strip her of her crown. In fact most are claiming that she only won because of political correctness and the words “affirmative action” was thrown out. During the competition, she tripped over her dress and called birth control a controlled substance that insurance should pay for.

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Sex and the City 2’ Movie Stills, Clips – VIDEO

For those of you anxiously awaiting the return of Carrie Bradshaw, Miranda Cobbs, Samantha Jones and Charlotte York, here is over 8 minutes worth of movie clips from “Sex and the City 2.” (Obviously there might be spoilers.)

9 Movie Clips from SEX AND THE CITY 2 from ColliderVideos on Vimeo.

A slew of movie stills were also released by Warner Brothers to so you can check out the fashion below…

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Robert Pattinson Hair Cut – PHOTOS

If you too were awoken by distant screams of agony this morning, you could have hit the snooze button and not bothered to check Good Morning America for some tragedy. It was the outcry of thousands of Twihards discovering that Robert Pattinson cut his signature unicorn mane.

Yes, Robert Pattinson got a haircut and I am calling it news. It’s either that or another report on Lindsay Lohan’s war with gravity.

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Lindsay Lohan Falls Hard…For A Man?

Just when it seemed like Lindsay Lohan was too poor and under too much probation to make it to the Cannes Film Festival this year, she’s popped up on the French Riveria over the weekend…with a man in tow!

Via The Sun:

“The troubled star hit a plush yacht party – and an unforgiving pavement – at the Cannes Film Festival hand-in-hand with a mystery hat-clad man.

As her eyes grew increasingly bleary throughout the evening, her legs correspondingly became wobblier – culminating in a spectacular roadside collapse in the French city.”

Lohan is supposedly at Cannes to try to promote an upcoming film she is slated to star in where she will play famed porn-star Linda Lovelace.

See kittens, getting her knees all scuffed up is work related-totally. Gravity is such a bitch.

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Shrek Forever After Soundtrack GIVEAWAY!

For all those Shrek fans we have a few prize packs to give away to celebrate the upcoming release of the Shrek Forever soundtrack. It hits Walmart tomorrow (May 18th) and features the Beastie Boys, Lionel Richie, Weezer, Scissor Sisters and several skits.

Hollywood Dame is giving away some fun Shrek gear and a copy of the soundtrack:

Grand Prize – 1 Shrek Plush, 2 sets Shrek ears, 2 temporary tattoo sheets, 3 sticker sheets, 1 poster, and 1 soundtrack
Runner Up – 2 Shrek ears, 2 tattoo sheets, 2 sticker sheets, 1 poster and 1 soundtrack
Third Prize- 1 Sticker Sheet, 1 Tattoo Sheet, 1 Poster and 1 Soundtrack

To enter, simply tell me who your favorite Shrek movie character is and why in the comment section below. Winners will then be drawn and announced on Friday May 28th! Good luck!

Want to win Jason Castro‘s self titled CD? Click HERE to enter!

Christina Aguilera Slams Lady Gaga in Out Magazine

When you’ve taken a break for a few years in order to concentrate on your family life, you would think an artist of Christina Aguilera’s level would come back with some sort of dignity at the very least. Well, you thought wrong. In the latest issue of “OUT” magazine, Christina thew out yet another insult towards Lady Gaga when her name was mentioned.

Per Out Magazine:

“Oh the newcomer? I think she is really fun to look at.”

The article then goes on to say that comparisons to Gaga have irked Christina since 2008. The funniest part is that while she sits questioning who GaGa is, the vast majority are questioning Christina’s relevancy to today’s industry. Gossip blogger Perez Hilton, who calls himself Lady Gaga’s self-proclaimed husband, isn’t taking Christina’s comments too lightly and throwing out a few insults of his own.

“(Christina) calls my wifey a “newcomer” (taking a dig) while saying she (GaGa) is also “fun” to look at. Seriously, bitch? Get over yourself,” he adds, “GaGa would happily be a newcomer over a tired old hasbeen! Yeah, I’m talking about YOU (Christina Aguilera). You ain’t no Britney Spears!.”

This is one of the few times I agree with what Perez has to say. Christina seems adamant on pouring fuel on the fire with catty comments such as those featured in the magazine. Gurl also continues her verbal fireworks by pulling a Lady Gaga and mentioning her fondness for both men and women along with her particular adoration of male genitalia.

“I don’t think I could ever really be with a woman because that’s a lot of…” Aguilera pauses. “Yeah, there’s a lot of estrogen and I’m a lot to deal with when it’s that time of the month, so I can’t imagine it times two.” She then shakes her head and adds, “And you know, I love dick. To be honest, that I cannot live without.”

Yes Christina. We get it. You eat, sleep and breathe ho shiz. Hence the album you have cranked out that is every trick’s new anthem to stroll too when peen hunting.

UPDATE: Aguilera released a small statement regarding the interview and stated her words were misconstrued (AKA backpedaling)….

Dear Fans,

I would like to take a moment to clarify something that has been brought to my attention this morning. It is very easy for comments to be taken out of context and create unnecessary drama-especially between us women. So I would like to tell you all directly so my words can not be misconstrued to sell someone else’s story…I have absolutely nothing against Lady Gaga or any other female artist in this business. I think she is great, and I appreciate any woman fearless enough to go against the norm. She has earned her success with hard work and a clear focus and I have nothing but respect for that.
There is room for all of us on everyone’s iPods.

This is not the first time I have been unfairly pitted against another female artist but it will be the last time I comment on the matter.

“Can’t hold us down….”

With love,
C/X

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers Drunken Airport Racial Slur

I see someone has been causing a little more airline trouble again. Jonathan Rhys Meyers has been banned from flying on an airline due to his allegedly “disruptive” and “drunken” behavior after he made a racial slur when he was trying to board a United Airlines flight earlier this month. Airline workers told RadarOnline that the actor was “pounding drinks” in the first class lounge and was becoming increasingly drunk and rowdy.

When airline workers noticed the actor drinking and getting out of control they prevented him from boarding the flight to Los Angeles, a source at the airport told us. As the incident unfolded, Meyers, growing furious, flung the ‘N’ word, the source told RadarOnline.com exclusively. He had been drinking vodka and it was before 7 am. It is unclear if the actor was directing the word toward an individual or just spewing it without a specific target.

This is not the first time he has got into trouble at the airport. Last year, he was arrested at a bar in Paris for reportedly challenging police to a fight where also allegedly gave it loads of ‘don’t you know who I am?’, hurling abuse at the bar staff and then began throwing money at those people trying to subdue him, telling them how rich he was and that it meant nothing to him. He was also arrested in Ireland in November 2007 for drunkenly arguing with airport staff, only seven months after checking into rehab for the second time, but the charges were later dropped. Meyers has said in the past that he knows he has a drinking issue, and several rehab stints have obviously failed.

United Airlines have since confirmed their ban on the actor, but refused to discuss the details, citing privacy laws. Who willingly wants to fly United Airlines, anyways?

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The Spill Canvas – Our Song

Nick Thomas, the singer, guitarist, and mastermind behind “The Spill Canvas”, recorded his first songs at age 15 while growing up in Sioux Falls, South Dakota and honed his largely acoustic-based style playing solo shows in and around his hometown. Calling himself The Spill Canvas, Thomas released the raw and emotive “Sunsets and Car Crashes,” which earned him eager fans around the country. After officially transitioning from solo act to full-fledged rock band, The Spill Canvas recorded their dynamic debut full-length, “One Fell Swoop,” with producer Ed Rose, releasing it on One Eleven in May of 2005 to great acclaim, eventually selling more than 50,000 copies. In 2006, The Spill Canvas signed to Sire Records, which released their major-label debut full-length “No Really, I’m Fine” in October 2007. Produced by Neal Avron, the album climbed to No. 2 on Billboard’s Heatseeker’s chart and spawned the single “All Over You.”

Over the years, the band have toured with Yellowcard, Motion City Soundtrack, Straylight Run, Mae, The Plain White T’s, Augustana, the Hush Sound, and One Republic, and have graced the stages of Austin’s annual music festival SXSW, New Jersey’s Bamboozle Festival and the Vans Warped Tour — earning them a growing loyal fanbase.

The Spill Canvas are currently in the studio with Mike Green working on the follow-up to “No Really, I’m Fine,” to be released by Reprise Records in 2010. On January 12th, they released “Abnormalities” — a three-song collection of new songs, which was followed by an EP in March. A day after the release of their latest EP, Realities, The Spill Canvas premiered their new music video for “Our Song” on MTV. The video is a witty spin on classic movies like Disney’s “Lady and the Tramp,” “Night of the Living Dead,” “Titanic,” and “Say Anything” to name a few, and should have fans old and new singing along to “Our Song” in no time. Realities, featuring “Our Song,” is available digitally now – grab the EP on iTunes and check out what else the band has to offer! A few limited edition bundles, featuring physical and digital copies of the album and a Realities logo t-shirt, are still available through the band’s official website.

For the ultimate Spill Canvas experience, make sure to see the band live and in concert. They will hit the road with Tyler Hilton, AM Taxi and The New Politics starting April 21st. Visit TheSpillCanvas.com for tour details and to purchase tickets, as well as for news and updates from the band.

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