Ah yes kittens, it wouldn’t be Friday if Paris Hilton didn’t emerge from her Hollywood Hills cocoon in order to poke fun at her favorite Fire Crotch, Lindsay Lohan.
Apparently, while at some D-list soap star’s birthday party, Hilton decided to remind Lohan that she’s a crank head. Lindsay didn’t like it so much and spent several hours in the bathroom cranking out bong resin tears.
Via Celebspasm:
“When Lindsay arrived at Adrian’s house, the bullies pounced! Paris whispered to her [drug dealer friend], and he started firing insults like: ‘OH, LOOK!…HERE COMES DRUGGIE GIRL!’
Said the source: “Paris laughed, egged him on. They ragged Lindsay until she fled to the restroom — and locked herself in!”
Dear Paris, it’s me the kettle and you’re black.
Since splitting with her d-bag boyfriend, Doug Reinhart, Paris has not been displaying model behavior either. Sources are saying she’s dabbling in the nose candy as well and partying every night like it’s her last.
Um, am I the only person who remembers me writing this story before?
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