Paris Hilton Makes Lindsay Lohan Cry

Ah yes kittens, it wouldn’t be Friday if Paris Hilton didn’t emerge from her Hollywood Hills cocoon in order to poke fun at her favorite Fire Crotch, Lindsay Lohan.

Apparently, while at some D-list soap star’s birthday party, Hilton decided to remind Lohan that she’s a crank head. Lindsay didn’t like it so much and spent several hours in the bathroom cranking out bong resin tears.

Via Celebspasm:

“When Lindsay arrived at Adrian’s house, the bullies pounced! Paris whispered to her [drug dealer friend], and he started firing insults like: ‘OH, LOOK!…HERE COMES DRUGGIE GIRL!’

Said the source: “Paris laughed, egged him on. They ragged Lindsay until she fled to the restroom — and locked herself in!”

Dear Paris, it’s me the kettle and you’re black.

Since splitting with her d-bag boyfriend, Doug Reinhart, Paris has not been displaying model behavior either. Sources are saying she’s dabbling in the nose candy as well and partying every night like it’s her last.

Um, am I the only person who remembers me writing this story before?

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Gabourey Sidibe Turns Into Rude Diva ?!

It seems like ‘Precious’ star Gabourey Sidibe’s head my be getting a little too big for her shoulders.

Turns out the young star is not so precious to fans who bother her by asking for pictures or autographs.

Via Post Partisan:

“I was thrilled to spot her (Sidibe)at a table laughing uproariously with the man sitting to her right. ‘I know you’re having a good time and I’m sorry to interrupt,’ I began. My next sentence didn’t come out because Sidibe shouted over the din, ‘Yeah, come back in five minutes!’ Thinking she was joking, I laughed and pretended to walk away. When I noticed that the look in her eyes meant she was serious.”

The writer goes on to comment on how some of his friends and colleagues had similar experiences with Sidibe, including one man who was told “No,” when he asked to take a picture with her.

Gabby honey, this is your time. Don’t ruin by letting smutty blog writers like me get ahold of information like this. We were rooting for you to not be like the rest of them.

Britney Spears is NOT Dumping Jason Trawick for Ryan Phillippe

In Touch Weekly‘ is hilariously reporting that Britney Spears has lost interest in her current boyfriend Jason Trawick, and has made a wish list of guys she’d like her father to set her up with. According to ‘inside sources’ they include: Ryan Phillippe, Doug Reinhardt, Sam Worthington… and yes, even Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino (Ugh, I just cringed at having to type his name) leaving me to believe the state of this poor girls mental health is worse than I ever dreamed.

Per Starpulse:

Bosses at Spears’ official website have tackled the speculation head-on – uploading the report onto the site and striking through the page with a ‘Bull—t’ alert in bold red print. The post is commented on by website manager Adam, who adds, “Check out whose (sic) guilty of printing lies in this week’s BS Alert!”

The “Situation?” Come on. I think if Britney was going to give a list of men she wanted to date even she would aim a bit higher then that. Does anybody really find him attractive in the slightest?

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New Music Friday – Paper Tongues

Paper Tongues are an American rock band from Charlotte, North Carolina. The band consists of Aswan North, Devin Forbes, Joey Signa, Daniel Santell, Jordan Hardee, Clayton Simon, and Cody Blackler. Their sound is described as fusing rock n’ roll melodies with hip hop beats, and includes elements of rock, funk, rap, and soul. They formed in 2007 and after playing together for a while, they decided they wanted to go to California to try and get a recording contract. This inspired their hit song “Ride To California“, which portrays the struggle involved to raise the money and find a way out there. They were able to save up enough money through donations from neighbors and a generous donation from a college friend in Georgia who told them not to worry about paying them back, but rather to just go and make good music. While eating lunch at a restaurant in Los Angeles, lead singer Aswan North met Randy Jackson. He went over to talk to him about his band, and even gave him the band’s MySpace site and phone number, and then left. Within hours of leaving the restaurant, the band received a call from Jackson expressing interest in their music. They have since supported other bands such as Everclear, Flyleaf, and Switchfoot, as well as headlining a tour of their own with Crash Kings and playing various other shows with Muse, AFI, 30 Seconds to Mars, Rise Against, and Anberlin. Their debut album was released this past March.

We’ve featured Paper Tongues on Hollywood Dame once before (Check that out here) – And now they’re back with a brand new single, “Trinity,” which you can watch above.

Kristen Stewart Pregnant, Robert Pattinson to Have the Baby

Relax, it’s Friday and just a lighthearted play on KStew and our favorite Sparklebeast’s stop on O. I found it amusing. (Yes, I am easily amused.) Hey, it burns 5 minutes of your day and gets a bit closer to having drinks with your girls at Benihana.

On Wednesday, the cast of the “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” movie sat down for an interview with Oprah that will air on May 13th. Everyone knows that Ms. O is the queen of getting you to spill your guts and share your deepest, darkest secrets. And she’s done it again – Robert Pattinson let the cat out of the bag about a secret in his relationship. When Oprah asked Sparklepants if he and Kristen Stewart were a couple, he slipped and mentioned some baby news!

Per The Province:

“[Oprah] asked the question directly, like, ‘So, everybody wants to know!’ but they really did avoid the question,” Hudson told MTV. “They both kind of looked like, ‘Uhh, are we supposed to answer this?’ and then Rob joked that Kristen was pregnant, and she joked that, ‘If I’m pregnant, then Rob’s going to have the baby.’”

Ok, so no one’s really pregnant. But if they’re finally being allowed to joke about their relationship, that’s a very good sign. I’m sure that as soon as the word “pregnant” slipped past Rob’s lips, the audience went in to shock.

UPDATE: A mole at the Oprah set squealed this story about the Robsten romance:

“Obviously Oprah had to ask something during the taping, but agreed beforehand she wouldn’t be too hard on [Rob and Kristen] if they told her what was really going on. Both Rob and Kristen’s people and Summit then confirmed ahead of time [Rob and Kristen] are together and are dating. One hundred percent.”

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b179968_rob_kristen_confirm_theyre.html#ixzz0nGuD9EQC

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Hollywood Dame’s PopEater Favs – Kendra Wilkinson Is Her Own Pimp

Did Kendra Try to Sell Her Sex Tape First?

Were you scratching your head at the news of Kendra Wilkinson — reality TV star, former Playboy playmate, never one for shyness — fighting the release of her sex tape? Documents obtained by RadarOnline.com might explain everything: Kendra appears to have been trying to sell the tape herself … in 2008. According to the documents, Kendra intended to form a company called Home Run Productions LLC, which would shop the sex tape to potential distributors. A key component of the original scheme was Kendra’s right to dictate how the tape would be edited before it was released. In another report, Radar says there seems to be multiple sex tapes. Read More at: Did Kendra Try to Sell Her Sex Tape First?

Nutrisystem Sheds Lawrence Taylor Following Arrest

When celebrities get slapped with serious criminal charges, they tend to lose work, and Lawrence Taylor is no different. Hours after his arrest for allegedly raping a 16-year-old runaway, the football great and ‘Dancing With the Stars’ alum was dropped as a spokesman for weight loss giant Nutrisystem. A rep for the company told TMZ that the “severity of these allegations” against Taylor gave them no choice but to sever their relationship with him — “effective immediately.” Read more at: Nutrisystem Sheds Lawrence Taylor Following Arrest

David Boreanaz’s Wife Is Still Very Angry

While David Boreanaz has come clean about his infidelity, he’s not out of the marital doghouse yet. Not by a long-shot. His wife of nine years, Jaime Bergman, says is still smarting from this week’s infidelity bombshell. “I’m not saying everything’s okay,” she tells PEOPLE. “I’m still angry. I’m still mad. I’m still hurt.” The couple, who have two children, are working through therapy after Boreanaz admitted this week to cheating on his wife, a former Playboy Playmate. “Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities,” the former ‘Angel’ star said to People. Read More at: David Boreanaz’s Wife Is Still Very Angry

Barbara Walters Forced Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s Apology?

Sources tell Rob Shuter that a genuinely remorseful Elisabeth Hasselback may have been told by ‘The View’ matriarch Barbara Walters that an apology was needed for her nasty comments towards Erin Andrews. And, like all smart mama bears, Barbara knew that an apology on ‘The View’ would be a ratings gold mine. In addition, in these tough times, Elisabeth has reached out to a pal in her time of need, and you won’t believe who it is: Sarah Palin. “Elizabeth and Sarah have remained close friends after the election,” an insider tells me. “Of course, she has reached out to her friends. She needs all the support she can get right now. It’s during the bad times that you get to know who your real friends are.” Elizabeth publicly apologized after her remarks on ‘The View,’ in which she said Andrew’s convicted stalker could have avoided prison and seen almost as much by watching Erin on ‘Dancing with the Stars.’ However, sources tell Rob Shuter the apology was more Barbara Walters’ idea than Elisabeth’s. Read More at: Barbara Walters Forced Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s Apology?

Bluefly Explores Nicky Hilton’s Closet -Video

Ahh, to be a Hilton…

Want to be green with envy? Then watch the video above as Bluefly explores the fashion packed closet of Nicky Hilton. The more demure Hilton sister showed of her racks of shoes, cat eye sunglasses collection and tables full of bags all to the backdrop of hanger after hanger full of her favorite looks. Boho is strong an reoccurring look for Nicky. She is also a huge fan of everything being monogrammed.

And because we all deserve a fabulous closet overflowing with Jimmy Choos and Chanel bags, readers also have a chance to win. Closet Confessions is hosting a monthly contest where you and your readers are invited to upload the “Fly-est thing” in your closet” for a chance to win a $500 gift certificate to Bluefly all by entering at Bluefly.com. Free fashion – who doesn’t love that?!?

Lindsay Lohan Parties After Alcohol Education

Lindsay Lohan finally made it to one of her court ordered AA meetings in the hope that the judge in her DUI probation case doesn’t throw her in jail! But she apparently needed to blow off some steam afterwards and partied until the wee hours of 5am in Hollywood Hills early this morning. Anyone else see the irony in this?

Per 411 Mania:

Lindsay Lohan hit up a court ordered alcohol education class yesterday afternoon with her mom. The classes are part of her probation, and Lindsay hasn’t attended the number required yet. She’s hoping by attending yesterday that the judge will not put her in jail. Her lawyer says she’s making up classes and will be in compliance by her next parole review on May 20th. Lindsay says she has about 5 classes to go. Of course, just a few hours later, Lindsay was out partying until 2:30 AM at the Las Palmas in Hollywood.

I’m sure she was just doing research for extra credit. The ‘I swear I’m sober!’ Lohan hit up a private shindig at Las Palmas Night Club and then headed out to a house party to continue her partying, looking pretty rough as she made her exit. Reportedly, Lohan got into some more car trouble last night as the driver of the car she jumped into outside the nightclub recklessly drove off, knocking a photographer and damaging his camera gear. I’m sure this will sit well with the judge.

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Kristen Stewart: I Don’t Want to Cheapen My Relationship with Robert Pattinson

If you’re looking for Kristen Stewart to start spilling her guts about co-stars Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner, don’t hold your breath. According to ‘Elle‘ magazine, Stewart has made it cleat that she will never talk about her personal life, especially when it comes to her rumored relationship with Sparklepants.

Per Elle:

On Team Edward vs. Team Jacob: “I would never cheapen my relationships by talking about them. People say, ‘Just say who you’re dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.’ It’s like, No they won’t! They’ll ask for specifics.”

The constant media attention could be overwhelming for everyone. However, I do think K-Stew needs to make an effort to smile more and show some appreciation. She’s famous, beautiful, 20 years old, rich and dating Robert Pattinson, as anyone wit half a brain can figure out. If I was in her shoes I’d be smiling so much that I’d light up NYC during one of their blackouts!

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The Dame’s Link Worthy

I predict a flood of country songs as a result of the actual floods: Popeater

I wish I was pregnant so I could exhale: I’m Not Obsessed

I’m not sure how I feel about Jake’s pants: I Need My Fix

I want the shoes, not the star: Celebrity Smack

I had forgotten his d-bag even existed: Why Fame

There’s a Christmas album in your future: Right Celebrity

Isn’t that what she called her birth tape? Stupid Celebrities

Well you didn’t think that happened naturally, did you? Allie Is Wired

She toned it down for PG TV: Earsucker

He’s cuter than Gaga: Bumpshack

We get it-you look good naked: Gossip Teen

Who found our picture love? College Candy

The ever expanding Heidi Montag: For Ladies By Ladies

Diddy + Macy’s = Sell out: Backseat Cuddler