Helen Mirren is naked and sitting in bathtub for New York magazine. She is pimping her new film, “Love Ranch.” The movie is based on a true story centered around a married couple who opened the first legal brothel in Nevada.
Via NY Magazine:
Helen on wanting to be bad: “I’m a would-be rebel—the good girl who’d like to be a bad one. It’s true! I haven’t grown out of that, have I? I’m still the good girl who wants to be a bad girl. But I’ll never make it as a bad girl … I’m not a prude or a moralist and I never have been, but I’m too fearful, too much of a wimp, really.”
Helen on what she said when the director of the movie (who is also her husband) asked her to spend the night in a brothel: “I said, ‘Read my lips: I’m not going to spend a night in a brothel.’”
Helen on crazy prostitutes: “Susan Austin [the Mustang Ranch’s real madam] said you had to be tough, because maybe you do have 25 psychotic whores. A lot of them come from very dysfunctional backgrounds, and women together like that can be very dangerous.”
Helen on what she learned after she gave in and spent the night in a brothel: “It’s amazing how quickly you get into dildos everywhere and pink-feather handcuffs. Within an hour you’re completely used to it.”
Because you can’t have a convo about whorey people without mentioning Miley Cyrus and Madonna: “I’m thrilled young girls are claiming their sexuality for themselves. I love bold women: Madonna and Scarlett Johansson—sexy and gorgeous, but not only that. And Miley Cyrus—fantastic! And Lady Gaga. I love the way she’s elevated pop to performance art, or dragged performance art down to pop, or maybe made a wonderful amalgam of the two.”
Amalgam is fancy for mixture so stop google-ing it.
[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]
Images Via: WENN.com









What a stunningly beautiful lady-in ALL ways!! As a 50yr old lady myself-I want to be like Helen when I grown up!!