Jennifer Aniston Pregnant ?!?

Relax. You can cancel your order for embroidered Burberry burp cloths because Jennifer Aniston is NOT pregnant.

A rep for the star is playing a prerecorded message thanking you for your interest in Aniston’s womb, but the “Friends” star is not pregnant despite OK Magazine running yet another Aniston Baby story. The headlines claim that she sat down and spilled every detail from who the daddy is to how it was conceived.

Riiiiight. You know if she was actually pregnant she would be selling that story to People or E! and running down every red carpet event Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie clutching a handful of positive pregnancy tests. So save yourself the 74 cents or whatever the devil people pay for this crap and buy yourself a Snickers bar. Mmm…chocolate and peanuts.

Comments

  1. Sarita says:

    Can I just say I love you Cara?! I giggled when I read this article. I assumed Jennifer wasn’t pregnant; not to mention WHO CARES?! OK! Magazine is just silly fodder to pass the time when I’m absolutely at a last resort for something to read…. I will definitely be reading more of your articles.. :)

  2. Yes darling, you may adore me. =) I hope you continue to enjoy my berating of this nuttery.

  3. Kristal says:

    I think she is pregnante. She looks like it and why would she say she was if shes not. who cares what magazine she went to first, that is a stupid reason to say shes not pregnante.

  4. Karynn says:

    Dear Kristal- It is spelled p-r-e-g-n-a-n-t. There is no ‘e’ on the end. When you can not even spell a word that was in the article you undermine your own credibility.

    I am certain she is not “pregnante”. As I am also certain she is not “pregnant”.

    Please watch for those red squiggly lines. Then right click over the word & “poof” the correct spelling is right there. It’s like magic. Kinda. Or… not at all.

  5. Vivian says:

    Oh who cares about spelling, maybe she’s French ;) I wouldn’t waste my entire comment on that…duh
    The bottom line is…we all think of Jenn Aniston as an American sweetheart, and wish for her to finally settle with a nice man and have babies!!!
    Therefore all these false articles and ppl inclining sort of things.
    Even though she’s a celebrity full of money and fame and everything glittery and fancy….as a fan we do care ;) That’s the risk she took when she decided to step into the famous shoes.
    Cheers!

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