‘The Smurfs’ Teaser Trailer is Here! – VIDEO

Here’s Neil Patrick Harris introducing the new teaser for “The Smurfs,” which will be in the 3D and will feature enough celebrities (Neil Patrick Harris, Katy Perry, George Lopez, Hank Azaria, Tim Gunn, etc…) that the youngsters will find themselves buying tickets even though they are barely old enough to remember liking the smurfs in the first place.

Per IMBD:

When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world and into ours — in fact, smack dab in the middle of Central Park. Just three apples high and stuck in the Big Apple, the Smurfs must find a way to get back to their village before Gargamel tracks them down.

That’s right – the Smurfs are out of their magical forest and thrown into New York City. And get this – Gargamel no longer wants to eat them. In this version, he’s trying to capture the Smurfs to use as lucky charms. The rebooted smurfs look pretty similar to the ones we knew from the 1980s television series. They’re still a pretty shade of light blue and adorably perky looking, with more realistic features like white furry beards and glossy eyes popping out in 3-D. The very brief teaser trailer for the film doesn’t actually show very much footage of the Smurfs themselves. We see a montage of world landmarks such as the Eiffel Tower and the Sphinx turning blue as they get “Smurf’d” before you catch even a glimpse of a Smurf.

If my childhood classic gets screwed up enough, I just might cry.

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Cameron Diaz Bought Marijuana from Snoop Dogg

Cammy D opened her mouth and let the one dimensional blond come flowing out for Playboy.

Sage-like wisdom from Cameron Diaz

Regarding long distance relationships:

“Oh gosh, I can’t even count how many times I’ve gotten on a plane for love. It’s not unusual in this business; my lifestyle demands it. I’m always traveling for [whispers] c-ck. You’ve got to go where it is.”

Fuzzy, warm notions about sex:

“I’m primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, ‘Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder. You man, me woman.’ Not everybody has the right kind of primal thing for me…I love physical contact. I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It’s not optional.”

Finally, Buying Pot from Snoop Dogg:

“Snoop was a year older than me. He stood out. He was tall and skinny and wore ponytails all over his head. I’m sure I probably bought weed from him.”

I am guessing she end things with her view on current events, political views and “serious actressing.”

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Jeremy London Kidnapped At Gunpoint, Forced To Do Drugs

Former “Party of Five” actor Jeremy London was allegedly nabbed by a pair of kidnappers last week and terrorized for nearly five hours at gunpoint, telling police he was trying to change a tire when two men stopped to help him. The men acted as though they wanted to help him change his flat tire, but when the tire was changed they pulled a small caliber handgun out and forced London to drive with them around the L.A. area.

Per Radar Online:

“He told officers (during the kidnapping) that he was forced to smoke dope and then purchase booze and hand it out in a gang area of Palm Springs,” Sergeant Douglas told RadarOnline.com, in an exclusive interview.

Coming off of years of prescription painkiller addiction it would be especially sad, and ironic, that the kidnappers forced the former addict to smoke drugs at gunpoint if this was true. Luckily London, who was busted in 2004 for alleged drug possession and admitted he went into rehab last year for an addiction to prescription pills, managed to escape around 3 a.m. Thursday. Even more lucky for London, a Palm Springs officer had noticed the two men helping him change his tire and had a good idea of what the suspects looked like. They were later found and his car was recovered in Palm Springs. The two men have been arrested and charged with kidnapping.

“Jeremy said it was a terrorizing experience,” a source close to the Hollywood actor told RadarOnline.com, of the dramatic kidnapping incident. “He spent hours thinking he was going to die and he did what he had to do not to end up shot or dead.”

This seems to have been quite the year for London already, currently going through a divorce and a bitter custody battle over his son Lyrik from actress Melissa Cunningham. Let me see if I can understand this…2 rabid drug addicts are gonna kidnap a middle-aged guy changing his tire on the side of the road, FORCE him to use their stash of very expensive drugs, FORCE him to go into a store and by liquor (which means they’re underage… all the more reason they’d want to chill with someone old enough to be their dad) so he could JOIN them on their binge. Oh, and even though he’s been in rehab and has been an addict for most of his adult life, he can’t seem to be able to identify WHAT he was FORCED to smoke. I’ll give him credit, it’s the most creative excuse for falling off the wagon I’ve ever heard. I think there is more to this story then what’s being said.

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Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart Are Married

For all you ladies with a Han Solo complex, it’s time to weep!

Reports are flying in that Harrison Ford and girlfriend of 8 years, Calista Flockhart are married.

According to TMZ, the two wed yesterday in New Mexico where Ford is currently shooting a film.

“We’re told the couple was married in the Governor’s mansion in Santa Fe. Their marriage license was filed today in the County Clerk’s Office.”

No word yet as to whether or not Calista consumed any of the wedding cake.

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Miley Cyrus Ear Tattoo – PHOTOS

Miley Cyrus showed off her new ear tattoo at LAX this morning.

Yes, nothing says classy like ear tattoos. I am pretty sure Jesse James is busting out his Hannah Montana shirt and singing about butterflies. (You can click HERE for photos of her under-boob tattoo.)

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Charlie Sheen is Single and Ready to Mingle!

That’s right ladies-step right up and snag yourself a big piece of crazy!

Charlie Sheen took time from driving cars off cliffs (read about that hot mess by CLICKING HERE), to sign official divorce documents ending his marriage to Brooke Mueller.

The pair will reportedly share custody of their twin sons with Mueller receiving primary custody and $55,000/month is child support. Holla!

Although Brooke waived spousal support, she did get over a $700,000 lump sum from Sheen along with half the money they were paid to sell pics of their kids to Getty Images.

Unfortunately, Brooke won’t be able to cash in on any tell-all.

Via Popeater:

Per the agreement, Mueller agrees, “not to disclose to any media sources personal information relating to Charlie’s sexual affairs or alleged drug usage.” Sheen also agrees not to discuss Mueller’s alleged drug use.

Finally, they both agreed not to insult the other in front of the children.

You know, like by throwing her around and holding her at knife-point while on holiday in Aspen? Yea, that’s not allowed anymore.

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Robert Pattinson Dumps Kristen Stewart, Talks Nude Scenes – VIDEO

Another day, another Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart relationship story making the rounds. According to Life & Style magazine, Pattinson has finally had enough of Stewart’s whining ways and ‘debbie downer’ attitude and has so-called officially kicked her to the curb. Take that as you will cause I’m sure next week they’ll have their own Brangelina sized brood.

“When Rob was back in the U.K., he was totally fed up with Kristen and over it. He told her, ‘We’re done,’” an insider tells Life & Style. “Rob says she complains about everything and is such a downer. But when he meets up with her they start flirting again and get caught up in all the romance.”

However, Us Weekly has a cover story this week claiming Pattinson is obsessed with Stewart, and she’ll break his heart when the relationship inevitably ends. Apparently, she is about to shatter his heart as their “tortured romance” is affected by her hesitation to get married. That’s a shame. Who to believe? Take our advice and ignore both reports. Instead, turn your attention to Pattinsons’ upcoming nude scenes in his upcoming movie “Bel Ami.” Yes, you read that right. Nude.

Per Hollywood Crush:

“I think there’s a lot of my crack in it,” he told MTV News, though said he said he hasn’t seen a final cut of the movie yet. “I think there’s quite a bit of nudity.”

I’m looking forward to Bel Ami. It will be nice to see him in a more adult role and giving “New Moon” a whole new meaning! Twi-hards will finally have the chance to give their imaginations a rest and actually witness Sparklepants getting naked. Unfortunately, since he hasn’t seen the final cut, his body may not be as exposed as we’d hope. So keep your fingers crossed ladies. Very soon R-Patz will be showing off more than just his abs!

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Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Engaged Again

Megan Fox is once again engaged to be married to the same guy, Brian Austin Green, who proposed at the Four Seasons Hualalai hotel on the Big Island in Hawaii. According to Us Weekly, Green popped the question back on June 1st and she said yes but in the excitement of the engagement they misplaced the ring.

“I saw her jumping up and down,” a witness tells Us Weekly of the beachside proposal at the Four Seasons Hualalai hotel on the Big Island in Hawaii. “Later, I saw a half dozen staff sifting through the sand.”

Looks like the 2nd engagement is off to a great start. The ring, a 2-carat rock from ‘Excalibur’ jewelry store in Beverly Hills, is still no where to be found.

“Security and maintenance staff spent a couple of hours looking for it,” another source tells Us Weekly. “No one found it.”

That’s actually pretty funny. How could they have NOT found the ring? Yea, someone found it and probably stuck it in their pocket! The happy couple began dating in 2004 and even planed on marrying once before until they broke off their two year engagement back in February 2009.

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Chris Klein Arrested For DUI

This is a good news/bad news situation. The Good? People are talking about you again! The bad? You had to go out and do something totally idiotic for people to take notice. “American Pie” star Chris Klein was arrested on DUI charges early this morning being observed driving erratically and weaving across lanes on the westbound Hollywood Freeway.

Per TMZ:

Chris Klein wasn’t just drunk when he was popped for DUI early this morning, according to law enforcement sources … his blood alcohol level was almost THREE TIMES the legal limit. We’re told Klein blew well over a .20 when he was arrested on the 101 Freeway in Los Angeles this morning — his second DUI bust in the last 6 years. The legal limit in California is .08.

CHP Officer Patrick Kimball says Klein was booked and bail has been set at $25,000. If he is convicted of driving under the influence, then he will be required to serve jail time under California law because this is not his first offense. He was previously convicted of DUI in 2004. Also, under a new law that takes effect in July, Klein could be forced to use a Breathalyzer-type machine to start his car in future since he is a repeat offender. How about if you plan on drinking ANY amount of alcohol while you’re out, you just leave your keys at home? Putting that aside, I’m starting to think he has a drinking problem and he should get help before he kills someone.

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Jake Harris Addiction, Jake Anderson Family Man – Deadliest Catch

Last night was a big episode for “Deadliest Catch.” All you fellow Discovery channel nerds you are probably all well aware of what is coming in the next episode. Just in case you are new to the crab fishing show and live under a rock of superficiality (don’t worry I have an townhouse there) , there is a huge spoiler alert. You have been warned…

Click HERE for the latest Deadliest Catch Recap: Redemption Day and Phil Harris Final Episode, Memorial Videos and Photos

Darkened Seas” was a pivotal episode in the series. It actually made up for powering through the King Crab season justifiable. Captain Phill Harris starts to crumble before our eyes as he can’t seem to focus and states that he feels like he is going to pass out. The camera man even asks if he is alright. Nodding he mentions going to get his medicine.

Disappearing to his room, we hear yelling as he finds his son, Jake Harris, stealing some of his pills. Phil is furious and calls Jake a liar and thief. Appalled at discovery that Jake had been stealing, he tells him that as soon as he gets to shore he wants to go separate ways. His son just stands there mumbling like a zombie about how he loves his father and is beyond sorry. Phil looks on half ignoring him before lake leans over to whisper that he is an addict.

The episode ended on that note. It is no secret that Phil suffered a stroke on January 29th and died on February 9th. The next episode will show the fall of Captain Phil. The next few weeks will be tough for DC fans. We also felt the pull of our heartstrings as the lovable Jake Anderson hears more bad news. His father has been missing for awhile and he has opted to keep that to himself. However, his mother calls Sig and lets him know what is going on and delivers the news that his father’s truck was found deserted on a country road.

Anderson has managed to capture my heart and I want to give him a big hug. Last season he suffered another loss as his sister passed away. His family reigns over his heart and head, but he fails to share too much with the crew. His mother instructs Sig to keep Jake busy. Sig agrees and mentions that he is going to wait to share the ominous news.

We were also treated to the first episode of “After the Catch.” The show was hosted in New Orleans and featured the Captains sharing drinks and stories of the season. An empty stool sat at the table with a picture of Phil smiling hanging quietly on the wall behind it. Mentions of Phil peppered the show, but no hard focus was put onto the subject except for a moment in which a clip of Johnathan Hillstrand (captain of the Time Bandit) and Phil were off the boats and riding their motorcycles and hanging out. It was too much and sent John running from the table with tears pooling in his eyes.

On June 9th, the Discovery Channel hosted a Captain Phil jazz funeral parade through New Orleans. The captains of several boats including the Northwestern team and the Tim Bandit boys, marched through the streets and celebrated the life of Phil. Both Josh and Jake Harris were there along with Jake Anderson who were all smiling as they remembered the captain of the Cornelia Marie.

UPDATE: Click HERE for the Details of Jake Anderson’s Missing Father…Maybe You Can Help

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