Lady Gaga Falls Thanks to Crazy Shoes – PHOTOS

Bitches falling always amuse me, so when Lady Gaga took a few moments from pissing off most of America with her baseball douchebaggery and took tumble while walking around in those shoes that KISS would probably deem ridiculous …I found it twice as entertaining.

Gaga was strutting around an airport in London and fell after tripping over her own feet. She practically face planted into the concrete but quickly got back up with the aid of her body guard.

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Xavier Samuel (Riley from Eclipse) Yearbook PHOTOS

Xavier Samuel is the new hot commodity from the “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” movies. So naturally he is being stalked and every napkin he wiped his mouth on and personal photo of him is coming out of the woodwork. So if you are a crazed Twihard, enjoy photos from Samuel’ yearbook…

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Hollywood Dame’s PopEater Favs

How Michael Jackson’s $783 Million Earnings Since Death Could be Spent | PopEater.com
Since Michael Jackson’s cardiac arrest last June, the New York Daily News reports that his estate has earned a whopping $783 million. That’s staggering on many levels, not the least of which is the fact that he faced so many financial struggles while he was alive.

Why It Doesn’t Matter That Megan Fox Is Not a Box Office Draw | PopEater.com
Conventional wisdom has it that Megan Fox’s career is toast. Her latest movie, the comic-book western ‘Jonah Hex’ (in which she co-stars with Josh Brolin), opened last week and underperformed even the already-low expectations placed on it (since its competition was the unstoppable ‘Toy Story 3′), roping in just $5.4 million. That failure follows last fall’s weak showing for horror tale ‘Jennifer’s Body,’ the only movie Fox has headlined to date, which scared up just $16.2 million at the domestic box office.

Jake ‘Blindsided’ By Vienna Selling Split Story | PopEater.com
Poor ex-’Bachelor’ Jake Pavelka found out his engagement to blonde beauty Vienna Girardi was over by reading about it on the cover of Star magazine! As if that wasn’t enough of a kick in the gut, the hunky reality star’s almost-wife made out huge by selling the story to the tabloid. How much did she make off of her salacious story? We’ve got the exclusive on Vienna’s big payday.

Daniel Radcliffe Was Convinced Justin Bieber Was a Woman | PopEater.com
Daniel Radcliffe told MTV News he’s “out of the loop when it comes to pop culture,” and then committed a stellar gaffe to prove it. “I only heard Justin Bieber for the first time two weeks ago,” the ‘Harry Potter’ star said. “I genuinely thought it was a woman singing. I’d never heard it before. Is it big in England yet?”

Gary Coleman’s Will Was Pushed on Him, Lawyer Says | PopEater.com
In an exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com, Gary Coleman’s lawyer Randy Kester has cast doubts on amendments Coleman made to his will in 2007 to benefit then-wife Shannon Price. “It was clearly dictated to him,” Kester says of the handwritten amended will. “Someone’s telling him what to write. My guess is it was probably Shannon.” Kester says the amendment — termed a “codicil” — is ridden with legal jargon. “Those are not Gary’s words. Gary wouldn’t even know how to pronounce some of those words.”

Helen Mirren Gets Naked for New York Magazine – PHOTOS

Helen Mirren is naked and sitting in bathtub for New York magazine. She is pimping her new film, “Love Ranch.” The movie is based on a true story centered around a married couple who opened the first legal brothel in Nevada.

Via NY Magazine:

Helen on wanting to be bad: “I’m a would-be rebel—the good girl who’d like to be a bad one. It’s true! I haven’t grown out of that, have I? I’m still the good girl who wants to be a bad girl. But I’ll never make it as a bad girl … I’m not a prude or a moralist and I never have been, but I’m too fearful, too much of a wimp, really.”

Helen on what she said when the director of the movie (who is also her husband) asked her to spend the night in a brothel: “I said, ‘Read my lips: I’m not going to spend a night in a brothel.’”

Helen on crazy prostitutes: “Susan Austin [the Mustang Ranch’s real madam] said you had to be tough, because maybe you do have 25 psychotic whores. A lot of them come from very dysfunctional backgrounds, and women together like that can be very dangerous.”

Helen on what she learned after she gave in and spent the night in a brothel: “It’s amazing how quickly you get into dildos everywhere and pink-feather handcuffs. Within an hour you’re completely used to it.”

Because you can’t have a convo about whorey people without mentioning Miley Cyrus and Madonna: “I’m thrilled young girls are claiming their sexuality for themselves. I love bold women: Madonna and Scarlett Johansson—sexy and gorgeous, but not only that. And Miley Cyrus—fantastic! And Lady Gaga. I love the way she’s elevated pop to performance art, or dragged performance art down to pop, or maybe made a wonderful amalgam of the two.”

Amalgam is fancy for mixture so stop google-ing it.

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Prince Albert to Marry Charlene Wittstock

Immediately I thought of pierced peen. Admit it. When you hear of Prince Albert you think it. Anyway, the actual prince is getting married.

Via USA Today:

“As a five-time Olympic bobsledder, Prince Albert II of Monaco probably ranks as the most successful royal force in sports in recent years. And now another Olympian will join Monaco’s royal lineage, with Albert getting engaged to Charlene Wittstock.”

No wedding date has been set, but according to royal protocol they have to wait at least 6 months between their announcement of their engagement and the wedding day.

Albert is 52 and Charlene is 32.

Jennifer Aniston Pregnant ?!?

Relax. You can cancel your order for embroidered Burberry burp cloths because Jennifer Aniston is NOT pregnant.

A rep for the star is playing a prerecorded message thanking you for your interest in Aniston’s womb, but the “Friends” star is not pregnant despite OK Magazine running yet another Aniston Baby story. The headlines claim that she sat down and spilled every detail from who the daddy is to how it was conceived.

Riiiiight. You know if she was actually pregnant she would be selling that story to People or E! and running down every red carpet event Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie clutching a handful of positive pregnancy tests. So save yourself the 74 cents or whatever the devil people pay for this crap and buy yourself a Snickers bar. Mmm…chocolate and peanuts.

Oprah Winfrey Hates The Handicapped?!?

Stedman says what?!?

Yes Kittens, the web is all a flutter this morning with claims that Oprah Winfrey hates the handicapped.

Oprah is accused of fixing votes on her webpage. Apparently, Oprah launched a contest entitled, “Your OWN Show” where people submitted video auditions and the public votes for the personality they like best.

Coming out early as the two front runners were Dr. Phyllis and Zach Anner.

Zach, who suffers cerebral palsy, took a significant lead, then suddenly dropped to second place behing Dr. Phyllis.

Via The Examiner:

“Some fans claimed to have noticed that Zach Anner fell to second place quickly and mysteriously — with some even claiming that Anner’s pageviews and votes went backwards in time and Dr. Phyllis moved ahead surreptitiously.

Zach is truly lovable and funny — a man with cerebral palsy who dreams of having his own travel show.

Watching Dr. Phyllis’ audition video, one is reminded of Oprah herself — a beautiful and smart woman who can flip into the relatable ‘sister mode’ and back again, just like Op-dog!”

This has prompted fans of Anner to leave messages like the following on the voting site:

“If this ‘teacher of 27 years’ who can’t even speak English correctly and insults a student’s mother over the internet beats Zach because all-mighty Oprah hates people with cerebral palsy and rigged the votes, then I have lost all my faith in humanity.”

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Ryan Seacrest Dating Julianne Hough

Apparently Ryan Seacrest is “secretly” dating ‘Dancing with the Stars’ alum Julianne Hough.

The couple is so secret about their relationship, they were snapped by paps walking arm-in-arm on a public beach in Malibu on June 13.

A few days later, they dined a Hollywood hot-spot, Red O, which was also swarming with photographers.

Since no one has seemed to throw up from the amount of sugar produced from these two, they have decided to get “more serious.”

Via People:

“Things have gotten more serious over the last month. They’re perfect for each other.”

Seacrest’s idea of perfection lies in the fact that Hough can wear heels and still not tower over him.

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Maroon 5 Release New Single ‘Misery’

GRAMMY winning recording artist ‘Maroon 5‘ is back with their highly anticipated third studio album “Hands All Over“, set for release on September 21st. Produced by rock studio legend Robert John “Mutt” Lange (AC/DC, Def Leppard, The Cars), Hands All Over is a killer hybrid of rock, pop, funk and R&B. In addition, the album’s first single “Misery” will impact radio on June 28th.

Maroon 5 began writing the songs that appear on Hands All Over after winding down from a world tour in support of their 2007 studio release “It Won’t Be Soon Before Long.” Several months later, the band received a phone call from Lange, who had heard that the band were beginning to write a new album, and expressed an interest in producing it.

“We didn’t even talk to anyone else,” Adam Levine, Maroon 5’s frontman says. “Mutt is undeniably one of the most successful producers who’s ever lived.”

Jesse Carmichael, the band’s keyboardist, added, “Mutt really helped us play to the best of our ability. And it drove us to be bigger and better than ever.”

The result is Hands All Over, a monumental record chock full of buoyant, unforgettable melodies. Recorded at Lange’s Switzerland studio, the members of Maroon 5 locked themselves in the mountains to patiently craft their latest effort. Starting with the hard-rocking title track, the album’s 15 tracks take several intoxicating twists and turns including such compositions as “Out of Goodbyes,” a stunning country ballad infused with musical and vocal contributions from Nashville chart-toppers Lady Antebellum. Long-time fans will get a thrill out of “Misery,” with its funky guitars and high-stepping melody, as well as the propulsive “Stutter,” melody rich “Give A Little More” and “Don’t Know Much About That,” which professes a classic soulful vibe.

Following the release of the single, Maroon 5 has announced plans for a summer concert tour that will encompass nearly 30 dates by the end of the summer. The tour is set to kick off on July 30th and will feature a rotating group of special guests including Owl City, Guster, Kris Allen, VV Brown and Ry Cuming – Tour dates for Maroon 5’s 2010 concert tour can be seen on the band’s official site.

Head over to iTunes to grab “Misery” today and listen to the full track above.

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Deadliest Catch: Phil Harris’ Stroke, Jake Anderson’s Father Missing Details

DEADLIEST CATCH – BLOWN OFF COURSE

When we last left the Deadliest Catch fisherman, Jake Harris found by his ill father stealing his pain meds and admitted that he was an addict, Jake Anderson’s father was missing and all that was found was his truck.

The show opens with a recap of the admission of Jake’s addiction to pain killers. Moving forward, Jake and Phil have it out. The sick captain lays it down easily by telling him to go to treatment. It’s plain. it’s simple and there were no tears flying. If only it were that plain and simple in real life. The dry confrontation is the opposite of what you’d expect from the Cornelia Marie skipper. Phil even tells Jake that he will be going to meetings with him. The two exchange hugs and Harris admits that rehab might be Jake’s only chance. Cutting the trip short, the boat turns back to Dutch Harbor.

Meanwhile Jon on the Time Bandit is warring with taking a break. He announces he is done with this season and taking a 20 day break. This brings up who will take over the boat when they retire. Jon’s son, Scotty, is the natural heir. He has been fighting for two years “not to fall into the fate” of most fisherman. Currently his wife left him and he is fighting in court for his son. Scotty doesn’t appear to be the answer as beyond his personal resistance…he lacks not only the love, but the experience.

This hits me as next season could be very different. Phil and the Hillstrand brothers may retire and Edgar is walking on a line of love and hate for crab fishing.

On the Northwestern Jake Anderson is still not sharing his father’s situation, but Sig is aware of the news that has spread through Seattle that his father’s truck was found empty on a logging road in the middle of nowhere. The captain is extremely hesitant to tell him this as it doesn’t bode well. Instead he talks to Anderson’s uncle who got him a job on the boat.

The decision is made. Jake is called to the wheel house where he calls his mother. She manages to get the words out that “we found his truck” before they are cut off. He immediately calls back and she manages to let him know that his father is missing and they are searching she tells him not to give up hope. Again, they are cut off. This time he can’t get a phone call out.

Phil…it’s unbelievably sad to watch him slowly self destruct. His foot is practically vibrating is stress. A cigarette is clutched in his hand. His eyes slowly blink away tears.

Click HERE to see Photos of Phil Harris’ Memorial in New Orleans

The Hillstrand brothers dump their catch and Jon heads toward sunny skies and sand under his feet. They continue warring with who will take over the boat. Andy returns to the boat and announces that Mike Fourtner is their pick to takeover. This is the first time he is speechless and actually doesn’t look to enthusiastic.

Back to the Cornelia Marie. The boat has made it back to Dutch and Phil is looking through baby pictures as the boat is offloaded. Josh and Jake join him in the wheel house and they all go through the family photos together. After a trip down memory lane, they return to the deck. Phil goes to his room and shuts the door. To verify the crab count the skipper needs to sign off. One of the crewman calls his room and he doesn’t answer. He goes to investigate and all we hear is crewman Steve say: “Oh my God.”

He immediately calls for Jake and Josh. Josh calls 911 and an ambulance shows up as crewman are running everywhere. Steve found him face down in his room and unresponsive. They show everything. Josh immediately takes control. Paramedics are testing him and his entire left side of his body won’t move. Phil Harris has had a stroke that will eventually take his life.

Phil is able to answer simple questions, which is promising, but we know his fate. Jake is in the kitchen breaking down. Josh helps the paramedics get him out of the depths of the boat. His crewmen and son carry him out to the deck where he is lifted out. A crow is shown sitting on the boat while Josh gets in the ambulance with his father and Jake watches helplessly. Josh comforts Phill by reminding him that he isn’t alone.

AFTER THE CATCH

Back at the Blue Nile, Phil’s it still sits empty with a photo of a smiling Phil in watching over the table. Tonight the boat under the microscope is the Northwestern. Edgar joins the captain’s table. The brother rivalry is examined.

Out of curiosity, I checked Sig and Edgar’s ages. Despite my ballpark guess of 48 and 42 … Sig is 44 and Edgar is 33. The family factor stews in Edgar and his kids and wife pull at his heartstrings.

Jake Harris and Jake Anderson are brought in and the Jake swap details are brought out. We see a clip of the 2009 episode of After the Catch where the original Jake swap idea came into play. Phil and Sig hatched the plan. Both boys look pretty good despite going through an extremely difficult year.

Jake Anderson reveals that he is currently getting his license and going to school to make fishing his life. He is beaming with pride. Finally, a moment of happiness for Jake. A clip of Jake getting to run the Northwestern, pick up a pot and getting into the bowels of the ship and transferring fuel in the engine room. He also addressed his missing father issue. He explains that he didn’t say anything about the situation to the crew to keep everyone’s focus on the job and safety. Sig also mentions that he feels fatherly toward Jake as his father is still missing.

Keith Anderson, Jake’s missing father, is a 63 year old retired high school counselor. He disappeared on January 6th. Jake’s uncle, Chris, saw him that morning and shared a pot of coffee. It was a typical day as he ran errands and moved a washer and dryer for his daughter. He then reportedly went to “meet and acquaintance.” Chris and Jake stated that the “acquaintance” was supplying Keith with Oxycontin.

“Normally, he would go out and get the pills and be back about three or four hours later, but, that day, he never came back,” Chris said. “One of his acquaintances later said he last saw him in Sultan, which is about 120 miles from where he lives, and that was the last time anyone claims to have seen him.”

It became much worse. Jake’s mother found his father’s phone lying in a mud puddle by their house after he went missing. No activity has taken place on his bank account or credit cards. The last person to have probably seen Keith was his “acquaintance” who claimed he gave him the pain killers and dropped him off at a grocery store parking lot and never saw him again.

On January 22 his white 1999 Ford truck was found abandoned 11 miles up a remote logging road stuck between two logs. The truck was locked and they keys were inside and small traces of blood were found on them, but it wasn’t enough to determine whose blood it was. The official search for Keith ended on January 28th.

While it doesn’t look good…Jake isn’t giving up. He is still searching and holding hope while he has nabbed his First Mate’s license.