Tiger Woods Divorce: Elin Nordegren $750 Million Settlement

I suddenly don’t feel so bad for Elin Nordegren as she is owning Tiger Woods and his massive fortune. Sure, he is a big ol’ slut and likes a rough trick, but she is about to be rich…like Oprah rich.

The divorce details are spewing out over the net and Elin has played her cards well. Tiger will not be allowed to expose his kids to his whore parade and can only introduce them to a girlfriend if he marries her. That power also comes with one of the biggest payouts in celebrity divorces…$750 million.

All Elin has to do is keep her mouth shut. Hell, I would skip crying to Ryan Seacrest about Tiger’s penchant for sluts for $20 and some Mint Milano cookies. As long as she doesn’t dish out the details she walks away with a money pit that would rival Scrooge McDuck’s.

“Swedish ex model Nordegren ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Woods, 34, was worth much more than the $1billion she thought.

‘Elin’s legal team has done a great job digging up all sorts of assets. The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life — even if Tiger dies first — or she’ll lose the lot. Everything’s signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days.’”

It is also said that Nordegren will get sole custody of their daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one. That agreement will be up for renegotiation in 5 years.

Comments

  1. richard says:

    Hate Tiger, much? And we are supposed to believe everything that the Sun and Radaronline reports? I believe them just like I believe anything I read online – never in a million years. What are all of you going to do when this is old news?

  2. Carmen says:

    This divorce settlement amount is well deserved since it may be for a complete package for both, Elin and the children and Tiger is demanding from Elin a lifetime of silence. It is very wise of Elin to demand that Tiger never expose their children to any future female companions ”unless he is married to said person.” I commend Elin for being a caring and loving mother and for having her priorities right. Tiger is the one who caused irreparable damage to the marriage and the dissolution of the family unit with his adulterous, reckless and irresponsible behavior. Tiger, reportedly, had unprotected sex with multiple promiscuous partners, potentially exposing Elin to life threatening conditions such as STD, HIV, hepatitis, herpes, uterine cancer, etc. Some of these conditions can be dormant and could take years to show up. Tiger Woods humiliated his family in front of the world causing them enough hurt, pain and suffering that will scar them for the rest of their lives! Tiger Woods used his wife and children to earn millions projecting a false image of integrity as a devoted husband and family man, while living a sordid life in private. I applaud Elin for her courage, dignity and poise during this horrid ordeal and wish her and her precious children all the best for the future!!!

  3. drd says:

    There are very few people who would feel genuine sympathy for Elin right now……..she would have never ever managed to earn 750 million on her own. This is not to condone Tiger’s actions…….but does this mean that he deserves to be penalized of his entire life earnings……as soon as the news was out and fresh, Elin wasted no time in getting the divorce…and the settlement

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