After SCRAM bracelet issues, the 90-day jail sentence along with the 90-day rehab sentence, and other things that came with it (F-word manicure and jailhouse interviews, for example), a new track from Lindsay Lohan has leaked which is ironically titled ‘Too Young To Die‘ which speaks of deep emotions and hardships, and well yeah, about dying too soon in a number of unimaginable ways.
In a new song leaked to Perez Hilton and reportedly produced by J.R. Rotem (Rihanna, Jason Derulo, Sean Kingston), LiLo warbles of a dangerous love that feels, alternately, like being “hit by a train,” “falling from a building,” “drinking deadly poison,” and “crashin’ my car, comin’ flyin’ through the windshield.”
No Lindz, you are not too young to die. Now stop messing up my Death Pool odds! While there is definitely something unsettling about hearing Lohan sing “I don’t wanna die” as if it were a sexy come-on, the track still manages to come off as a little boring and sounds as if she recorded it at one of that booths in the mall. But the venus fly trap reference makes it a tiny win. Let’s hope for a juicier single (maybe ‘Rumors Pt. 2″) after her prison experience.
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