They need to add “FOR DA MONAAAAY” to that announcement emblazoned on that cover. Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are engaged and have shouted it from Mount Us Mag.
Either Sarah Palin is rubbing her fingers manically and mumbling ‘dance puppets’ or howling at the moon in anger. Bristol claims she didn’t share her engagement news with their parents out of fear so it would be a surprise. It’s a true gift to find out your daughter is engaged to a total douche via a tabloid.
“We got engaged two weeks ago. It felt right, even though we don’t have the approval of our parents.” Levi says that their love blossomed again three months ago when they started working on the custody plan for their 18-month-old son Tripp. Bristol added, “When he left that night, we didn’t hug or kiss, but I was thinking how different it was. He texted me: ‘I miss you. I love you. I want to be with you again’ … I was in shock.”
Sarah released this well crafted statement about the engagement via the Today show:
“Bristol at 19 is now a young adult. We obviously want what’s best for our children. Bristol believes in redemption and forgiveness to a degree most of us struggle to put in practice in our daily lives.”
I am surprised she didn’t add “Palin 2012!” to that, but I must commend her on her restraint. Well played Palin. Well played. I would also like to mention that Levi and Bristol are planning on getting married in the next month or so and insists she is NOT knocked again. Cue miraculous fully developed baby in 7 months.
