Lindsay Lohan Suicide Drama

It comes as no surprise that Lindsay Lohan is rumored to rather die than go to jail. Or so she says. It has been aired out that gangs at the jailhouse she is due to be locked up in are all excited to get a piece of The Lohan. Stories are running rampant that the gangs of roughed up lezzies sharpening their claws in anticipation of the “celebrity” inmate.

Truth is, she will be in most likely be in solitary confinement and probably won’t get so much as a peek at her fellow inmates. Despite the fact that a room full of lesbians forced to co-habitate with Lindsay sounds like one of her three wishes (the other two are wishes are for LA to be blanketed in 3 feet of blow and a career that won’t leave her broke and using a handy as a form of payment), Lohan is freaked and Star claims she rather “die than go to jail.”

Via Hollywood Life:

“She just kept repeating, ‘I can’t go to jail,’ and, ‘I’ll kill myself first!’ She’s mentally unstable and getting worse. She ran around breaking mirrors, cutting herself and rambling like a lunatic. She tore her house apart before she finally just broke down,” reveals a source. “Lindsay’s on a 24/7 suicide watch, it’s so bad. She isn’t doing well with this.”

How is this any different than how she normally acts?

Comments

  1. Me says:

    Like the old saying… If you can’t do the time then don’t do the crime.
    You can still be a star without committing a scandal… honestly!

  2. Annoymous says:

    I spent 30 days in jail it sucked but I survived even with severe anxiety she needs to grow up and take responsiblity

  3. angel says:

    lindsey has been suicidle for the last two years or so and she has been cutting herself everyone knows that

  4. Anonymous dude says:

    I find this SO amusing… I’m laughing my #@! off! Ha ha hah! It’s all Party-barf-party-barf-cry-party-barf-cut yourself-cry harder-party-attempt suicide-party-suicide-party-barf-potty-party-barf-scuicide-cry some more… Ha ha ha! It’s more entertaining than watching a game of friggin’ pinball, these emotional roller coasters… HA ahah!

  5. I used to love Lindsay. i loved watching her movies. i hope she doesn’t commit suicide. that would just break my heart. besides if she dose she will just go to hell. but she did the crime she should do the time. And if you see this Lindsay please don’t kill yourself, you will be out of jail in no time. I <3 U

  6. Sutton Leighton says:

    They should of put Lindsay on SW and not of taken her off. I used to think of Lindsay as my role model when I was WAY younger, and I turned out to be like her. Attempted suicide, been to jail, been on suicide watch, gotten drunke, Lindsay is becomming a nightmare. I hope she gets better. I don’t blame Lindsay for how my life turned out, but I think i developed some of her qualities overtime. I’m praying for Lindsay’s life to get back together. (and mine, but this isn’t about me). I miss the Lindsay I knew when I was little.
    -Sutton Leighton

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