Driving home the fact that some men will nail anything with two boobs and a pulse, reports are flooding in that singer Amy Winehouse is pregnant. Amy Winehouse’s coke emaciated frame is sporting a bump in the belly area. Naturally we media whores start screaming baby bump at the sight of bloat on a celeb. Relax. Despite the fact I like Starpulse, no life forms have been found in Winehouse’s womb.
Allegations of her knocked-up’ness started spreading after Winehouse was photographed wearing what appears to be a bathing-suit and cut-off jorts while club hopping in London last night. Winehouse is clearly sporting a bulging belly. I am 99% sure that this “bump” is a ham hot pocket. I fear the creature able to incubate in Amy’s booze laden body.
Via Starpulse:
“Amy joined reggae singer Damian Marley and rapper Nas for the evening to celebrate Damian’s birthday. The trio partied well into the night at the London sushi hotspot before moving on to the Runway club, around the corner, before returning to Kyashii to carry on partying until almost 5 a.m. We hope she’s not partying too hard if she’s expecting!”
I have to say I am a little partial to Amy as my very first Hollywood Dame story was about her and her teeth, or boobs, or something.
In my opinion, Winehouse looks more like she has the beer and coke bloats that a little Wine-O to worry about. Or maybe that’s just what I am hoping.
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oh dear god i hope that thing doesn’t reproduce. looks to me like she finally ate something.