Seriously, I wish I was kidding with the words you are about to read, but would we really expect anything less? Lindsay Lohan favorite hair and makeup artists have been “put on call” for Thursday through Sunday this week – a sign that Lohan could be released from jail this weekend after a measly 2 weeks out of a 90 day sentence – so she’ll be camera ready for her 30 second freedom walk. I never really thought about this, but apparently the 30 seconds from the jail house door to the car is the most important 30 seconds of a young famous felon’s life.
Per PopEater:
“There is a small, dirty public bathroom in the reception area that she will be allowed to use briefly before she leaves,” an insider very familiar with Century Regional Correctional Facility tells me. “She will not be allowed to plug in a hairdryer and get a blow out and she can forget about using a flattening iron. There will be no full-length mirror and only if the corrections officers decide to be nice will they close the area to the public. Remember, everyone who works at that jail hates the press. They don’t want to be bothered with all this nonsense and want to rid themselves of Lindsay as quickly as possible.”
You hear that, Lindsay? NO FLAT IRON! Oh what is a girl to do! PopEater’s Rob Shuter says that when Paris Hilton was released from prison a few years ago, she had image experts choreograph her 30-second exit walk. Seriously? Not one to be outdone, Lohan has reportedly already started the planning process for her impending high profile walk of shame – she is slated to wear her own brand of 6126 leggings, using the opportunity to advertise her products.
The ought to just toss her out on the street as is so that maybe that 30 seconds will knock some sense into her … or at the very least give me something to laugh the next morning. Jail looks like it was a complete worthless experience for her.
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