Taylor Lautner Dating Sarah Hicks-PHOTO

BE STILL TEAM JACOB FANS!!! I am only the messenger!

Tis true, I’m afraid kittens, but it looks like ‘Twilight Saga’ hunk Taylor Lautner is back to dating his high school sweetheart Sarah Hicks.

Now, let’s be real-high school just ended for these two about a month and a half ago!

Via Gossip Teen:

“Taylor and Sarah are definitely back on. She’s absolutely gorgeous, and Taylor has always had a thing for her.”

On July 6 Sarah tweeted “saying goodbye SUCKS… sitting in the airport bathroom by myself. I’m a mess,” just a few days after tweeting that she was going on vacation exactly when Taylor mysteriously went off the radar.

Now Twi-Hards, she’s like 17. Go easy on her. Maybe knock her out before you maul her.

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Images Via: wenn.com and Gossip Teen

Penelope Cruz is Pregnant and Married

Penelope Cruz and her long time love, Javier Bardem, have been rumored to be engaged on and off for quite awhile. Reps have confirmed that the “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” star quietly married Javier about two weeks ago. My hats off to them for being able to wed and do it privately.

Now Life and Style reports that a witness-type is squealing that they married so that they would be husband and wife before their baby comes early next year.

“[They] married at a friend’s house in the Bahamas this month. It was an intimate affair, with only close family present. Penélope wore a dress designed by John Galliano.

A movie insider tells Life & Style that the couple wanted to get married before their baby arrives next year.”

Media outlets were “positive” she was pregnant about a year ago and turned out to be just a rumor. So before you start hunting for gifts for their baby friend’s Babies R Us registry, wait for Penelope to actually announce her pregnancy.

Mel Gibson Tape 4 – AUDIO

Here is another addition the box set I am getting my family for Christmas. Mel Gibson tapes continue to spread across the net like some sort of computer herpes.

In this rant he rants about a Jacuzzi, demands oral copulation and complains about snoring all while breathing like a 400 pound man eating a cheeseburger the size of his head.

Click HERE if Mel’s craziness is your thang…more tapes await!

Vanessa Marcil Marries Carmine Giovinazzo

Was there something special for marriages this past weekend that I missed the memo on? Actress Vanessa MarcilBrian Austin Green’s ex – and “CSI: NY” actor Carmine Giovinazzo were also married last weekend! Who knew they were even a couple? It’s his first marriage and her second. She was married to Corey Feldman for a little over three years in the early ’90s.

Per Us:

“They were married in New York on Sunday night with family and close friends,” the rep adds.

Vanessa and Brians’ son Kassius certainly has expanded his family recently. Vanessa’s marriage comes less than a month after Brian tied the knot with longtime girlfriend Megan Fox in Hawaii (read about that here.) Congratulations!

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Lolene Premieres “Rich (Fake it Til You Make It)” Video

Check out the official, full-length version of Lolene’s video for “Rich (Fake It Til You Make It).” The Justin Harder directed clip premiered on LOGO TV’s NewNowNext PopLab and is now available for viewing online. Watch Lolene fake it til she makes it in a neon, dream-like supermarket and go swimming in a giant glass of champagne.

This is the first single off her debut album, “The Electrick Hotel,” due out in October 2010. You can check out her exclusive Hollywood Dame interview here.

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Kelly Osbourne Dumps Cheating Luke Worrall

The engagement is off. Kelly Osbourne has dumped model fiance Luke Worrall after discovering he cheated on her.

According to Perez, they were exchanging comments on Facebook in a war of words. Since then, the posts have been removed sans for one comment left by Kelly…“Luke Worrall makes me sick!”

She has since confirmed via her Twitter that he was unfaithful stating:

@****** thanx your a really sweet heart so what your saying is that im ugly so it was ok for him to cheat go f**k yourself!!!!!

I like Kelly. She is like a British version of myself only my dad isn’t a goth rocker, but is as equally as awesome.

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Blake Lively and Penn Badgley PDA – PHOTOS

Blake Lively and Penn Badgley treated fellow New Yorkers to some over the top PDA. The “Gossip Girl” couple fondled each other and Penn grabbed a handful of Blake’s bottom as passerbys gawked.

Click HERE to see photos of ‘Vampire Diaries’ co-stars were spotted making out off camera.

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Lindsay Lohan Suicide Drama

It comes as no surprise that Lindsay Lohan is rumored to rather die than go to jail. Or so she says. It has been aired out that gangs at the jailhouse she is due to be locked up in are all excited to get a piece of The Lohan. Stories are running rampant that the gangs of roughed up lezzies sharpening their claws in anticipation of the “celebrity” inmate.

Truth is, she will be in most likely be in solitary confinement and probably won’t get so much as a peek at her fellow inmates. Despite the fact that a room full of lesbians forced to co-habitate with Lindsay sounds like one of her three wishes (the other two are wishes are for LA to be blanketed in 3 feet of blow and a career that won’t leave her broke and using a handy as a form of payment), Lohan is freaked and Star claims she rather “die than go to jail.”

Via Hollywood Life:

“She just kept repeating, ‘I can’t go to jail,’ and, ‘I’ll kill myself first!’ She’s mentally unstable and getting worse. She ran around breaking mirrors, cutting herself and rambling like a lunatic. She tore her house apart before she finally just broke down,” reveals a source. “Lindsay’s on a 24/7 suicide watch, it’s so bad. She isn’t doing well with this.”

How is this any different than how she normally acts?

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston ENGAGED – PHOTO

They need to add “FOR DA MONAAAAY” to that announcement emblazoned on that cover. Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are engaged and have shouted it from Mount Us Mag.

Either Sarah Palin is rubbing her fingers manically and mumbling ‘dance puppets’ or howling at the moon in anger. Bristol claims she didn’t share her engagement news with their parents out of fear so it would be a surprise. It’s a true gift to find out your daughter is engaged to a total douche via a tabloid.

“We got engaged two weeks ago. It felt right, even though we don’t have the approval of our parents.” Levi says that their love blossomed again three months ago when they started working on the custody plan for their 18-month-old son Tripp. Bristol added, “When he left that night, we didn’t hug or kiss, but I was thinking how different it was. He texted me: ‘I miss you. I love you. I want to be with you again’ … I was in shock.”

Sarah released this well crafted statement about the engagement via the Today show:

“Bristol at 19 is now a young adult. We obviously want what’s best for our children. Bristol believes in redemption and forgiveness to a degree most of us struggle to put in practice in our daily lives.”

I am surprised she didn’t add “Palin 2012!” to that, but I must commend her on her restraint. Well played Palin. Well played. I would also like to mention that Levi and Bristol are planning on getting married in the next month or so and insists she is NOT knocked again. Cue miraculous fully developed baby in 7 months.

Nina Garcia Pregnant With Second Baby

While I often disagree with Nina’s taste, she is still my favorite ‘Project Runway‘ judge. You know me. I am always a fan of bitchery.

Nina Garcia, 45, is pregnant with her second child. Her first kid, a boy named Lucas Alexander, is now 3. She and her husband, David Conrod, are both elated. Nina is due in December.

Congrats!