John Stamos Facing Statutory Rape Allegations and Extortion

Uncle Jesse is a straight up perv with a love of coke and strippers according to Florida woman.

24 year old Allison Coss is in court and airing out dirty laundry that claims John Stamos attempted to get her drunk and have sex with her. It’s a lovely story that has all your favorite lines of extortion, drugs and old dudes trying to nail younger women.

Via Yahoo:

“Henderson and Assistant U.S. Attorney Maarten Vermaat agreed in their opening statements that Coss and Stamos met in Orlando, Fla., in 2004 — shortly after Stamos had separated from his wife, actress and supermodel Rebecca Romijn. The couple divorced the next year.

Henderson said Stamos, now 46, noticed Coss and another girl at a club, asked friends to bring them over and later invited the star-struck teens to his hotel room. Stamos ordered a drink for Coss even after she told him she was 17, Henderson said.

Two women who worked as strippers eventually showed up in the room with a bag of cocaine, she said, and Coss and her friend took a picture of Stamos bending over a table where the drugs had been laid out.”

Queue Lindsay Lohan entering the court and screaming “he was just taking a picture with a fan!” That didn’t really happen, but you know when the subject of cocaine photos come up her ears perk up and she is aware of a disturbance in the force. Regardless, the story continues with claims that John tried to diddle her but she was all… ‘Ew, old balls. No thanks.’

“Henderson said Stamos and Coss later kissed on a bed and got into a hot tub together after Stamos undressed and Coss stripped to her underwear. She said Stamos offered to perform oral sex on Coss, but she declined. Stamos eventually became frustrated, broke a bedpost with his hand and left the room before apologizing and inviting Coss to spend the night, which she did, Henderson said. For the next few years, they maintained a “flirty kind of relationship” by e-mail, Henderson said.”

Because email is the route of all evil, a few more emails from some unknown ho who called herself “Jessica T.” She claimed he was the father of her unborn child. Later a fellow who called himself “Brian L” hit Uncle Jesse’s inbox demanding $680,000 for photos of him posing next to the cocaine or they were going to be sold to a magazine.

Stamos called the FBI and a sting went down. In the end, Allison Coss and her sidekick, Scott Sippola, were both arrested. No photos of Stamos snorting the bad shiz were found in their homes.

What did we learn today kittens?

Brad Pitt Ditches Goatee, Shaves!

Praise Sparkelpants, this news totally makes my day! The billy-goat look is gone. Brad Pitt has SHAVED, y’all!! Brad’s bizarre beard had gone on far too long and made us forget that at one time there was a hottie underneath his self-grown facial warmer. It was everything that was wrong with facial hair, all rolled into one. It took a movie roll for Brad to finally become reacquainted with his razor, shaving for his upcoming movie “Moneyball.”

Per People:

Pitt shaved it all off to play Oakland A’s general manager Billy Beane in the flick, which also stars Jonah Hill, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Robin Wright.

Pitt had debunked rumors that he’d been growing the facial hair for a movie role, claiming it was nothing more than sheer boredom on his part. I’m glad he got past his boredom – now he looks younger and also less like a vagrant. Thank goodness he’s shaved that mess off his face! The beard made him look like the singing goat in that cartoon movie “Hoodwinked.”

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Robert Pattinson Blasts Courtney Love

IT. IS. ON!!!!

A very, very long time ago, I told you that Courtney Love was slowly lurking her way toward Robert Pattinson in an attempt to get him together with her (much younger) daughter Francis Bean Cobain (think I’m lyin’? CLICK HERE).

Then reports came out stating that Pattinson was a front runner to play Love’s late husband and Nirvana front man Kurt Cobain in the biopic on his life (read about that HERE). Love came out, dirty nails blazing, that she was totally against Sparklepants sporting plaid shirts and track marks.

It seems that Pattinson is finally growing a pair and isn’t afraid of Love or her coked-out werewolf tendencies.

Via Hollywood Life:

“I love Nirvana, but I love them a bit too much – I’d be embarrassed [to play Kurt Cobain]. I didn’t get offered it. For one thing, I’m too tall, and I can’t sing like him, I’m nothing like him. It’s ridiculous. You see all these comments, like from Courtney Love, saying, ‘What the f*ck! He’s totally wrong for it’, and I’m like, ‘I f*cking said no, you d*ck!”

And just like that, I am back to riding Pattinson’s unicorn patch through the East Village on a Tuesday.

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The Dame’s Link Worthy

Bachelorette spoilers; like is that herpes? Bumpshack

Some American Idol is having something, or something: Popeater

Carmen Electra vs. Lil’ Kim: Backseat Cuddler

The human head weighs 8 lbs: College Candy

Gerard Butler at his finest: Accidental Sexiness

Male models on the street: The Fashion Spot

Demi does the Dodgers: Gossip Teen

It’s not Al Bundy in a bikini: Right Celebrity

Cindy Crawford owns her body: I Need My Fix

Brad Pitt shaves his beard; angels descend: I’m Not Obsessed

Angie puts Brad on her inner thigh: Celebrity Smack

Miley shows her bum instead of her noony for a change: Celebrity Hot Sauce

The Dream is now a nightmare: Busy Bee Blogger

Kanye is keeping the crazy alive: Allie Is Wired

I never really understood American Splendor: Stupid Celebrities

Joe Jonas Dating Ashley Greene

It’s a match made in tween pr heaven. The world of the Jonai has crashed with Twilight. Eyebrows Jonas is dating one of the sparklepires from Twilight.

Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene are dating according to new claims made by OK!. He showed up to the Eclipse premiere and left people wondering why he was there. It appears we have an answer. The 23 year old ‘Twilight’ starlet is dating the 20 year old Jonas brother. Ashley and Joe have been spotted on several dates including an intimate dinner date at chic London restaurant The Ivy just before the ‘Eclipse’ premiere.

Greene was previously dating Chace Crawford (click HERE for photos of her make out session with the ‘Gossip Girl’ star). Rumor states that Crawford was who those nude photos that leaked online were intended for according to rumor. (Click HERE for the Ashley Greene Nude Photo Scandal.)

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Xavier Samuel’s Girlfriend is a Beauty Queen – PHOTOS

Of course. For all you Twihards googling the shiz out of Riley from Eclipse and wondering if you could fill the position as his girlfriend, you are out of luck. The new breakout star of the Twilight series is dating a beauty queen.

Last week Xavier Samuel and his girlfriend, Shermine Shahrivar, went out for a date in New York. They kissed, held hands and cuddled as they went sightseeing around the Big Apple. He also debuted his lady love on the red carpet premiere of ‘The Sorcerer’s Apprentice’ on Tuesday. They posed together and were again holding hands.

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‘The Dream’ Cheating On Wife Christina Milian – PHOTOS

Cheating accusations surrounding the relationship between The Dream and wife Christina Milian are bound to intensify after the he was photographed getting a little too close with a mystery woman while vacationing in the Caribbean last week. The pictures come just one month after he strongly denied that there was any issues in their marriage. In the photos, The Dream and the woman are seeing getting a little too friendly with eachother, and they even seems to be dancing on the beach. Noticeably absent, besides Milian, is also his wedding ring.

Per Bossip:

The woman photographed with The-Dream is believed to be none other than his assistant Melissa Marie – a Philly chick known for getting around more than a little bit.

Interesting to note is that it’s been less than a year since he and Milian married (they tied the knot in September 2009). The couple’s daughter Violet was born this February. As this news was spreading, Milian has had very little to say on the matter but what she did say via Twitter says it all.

“I’ve officially lost my appetite. WHATEVER YOU THINK.. BELIEVE IT.”

That didn’t take long at all for him to reveal his true colors. Oh well, I guess Christina will get the last laugh all the way to bank with this one!

Update: After these pictures made their rounds, The Dream has decided to clear his name – and quite possibly his conscious – and release a statement, saying that he and Christina have been separated for some time now.

Per Us:

“Terius ‘The-Dream’ Nash is saddened to announce that his marriage to Christina Milian was unsuccessful. The couple reached this decision in late 2009, but decided to keep the news private in efforts to protect their baby daughter Violet. They ask for consideration and respect for their family moving forward,” his rep tells Us.

Apparently, it looks as though he’s got caught up in that proverbial tangled web of lies — as Christina tweeted just two weeks ago saying “everybody go pick up that LOVEKING album from THE-DREAM ASAP! Support my boo!” If they weren’t together then, it’s kinda hard to imagine she would be trying to promote her lying, cheating husbands’ album! In other words, he’s trying to make us believe he’s not such a bad guy afterall. Too bad his history of running out on his baby mama’s says otherwise.

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Jessica Simpson Debuts New Boyfriend – PHOTOS

Jessica Simpson is getting her little heart all set on another man who will probably end up exiting stage left after he can no longer withstand her penchant for dutch ovens. However, I genuinely hope it works out for Jess because Jennifer Aniston is already doing the scorned and always single gal for the pity card.

Jess has been “rushing into” a relationship with former NFL player, Eric Johnson, according to OK! mag. They ran some story claiming that she is pregnant after nailing this guy for just 5 weeks. *Eye rolls and hair flips in disbelief courtesy of a Dynasty marathon.* (CLICK HERE for the story on Jessica Simpson Pregnant with a Married Man’s Baby story.)

Meanwhile, she has been cashing in on her new boyfriend and spending time vacationing in Capri with him after meeting his family last week.

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John Krasinski Marries Emily Blunt In Italy

July 10th sure had its fair share of celebrity marriages! Emily Blunt and ‘The Office‘ star John Krasinski we married Saturday in a private outdoor ceremony at the Villa d’Este in Como in Italy. They had been staying at George Clooney’s nearby Lake Como estate since the Fourth of July weekend. Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis attended the outdoor ceremony.

Per Us:

“It was an outdoor ceremony and absolutely beautiful,” says an insider. “It was an official ceremony. They are husband and wife. Emily did not want a big wedding so everything was simple and quiet, but it was beautiful,” adds the source.

Blunt wore a Marchesa Bridal custom cream chiffon sweetheart draped gown with embroidered detail. While photos of blushing bride have yet to be released, we have no doubt she looked stunning. She began dating Krasinski in November 2008 after the pair were reportedly set up by her ‘The Devil Wear’s Prada‘ co-star Anne Hathaway and they announced their engagement in August 2009. Krasinski reportedly popped the question with a 3-carat Edwardian diamond and platinum ring from Neil Lane worth upwards of $100,000.

Krasinski told Access Hollywood that the proposal was “very casual” but very emotional, too. “She did cry after I cried, and we cried and then everyone around us was crying,” he said.

“She’s a wonderful girl,” Krasinski gushed at last year’s Emmys of his fiancee. “So many people say, ‘You know when you know,’ and it’s true,” Krasinski added of his love. “It’s all true.”

The wedding came a week after Krasinski’s on-screen wife Jenna Fischer, who plays Pam on “The Office,” married writer Lee Kirk. Congratulations to all!

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Mel Gibson’s Girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is Broke

Mel Gibson’s Crazy Racist Tour continues with a growing album of threats of arson mixed with offensive terms thanks to his former girlfriend. Oksana Grigorieva has been sharing tapes she made catching Gibson threatening her and confirming that he hit her. (Click HERE for the Mel Gibson Rant Tape).

Now, it has been revealed that she was dumb enough to sign a cohabitation agreement that pretty much guarantees she won’t get even a nibble at the Mel Gibson billion dollar pie.

“The contract, which Oksana signed while she was pregnant last year, prevents her from laying any future claim to Gibson’s extensive business empire or vast assets, we’re told.”

The report goes on to saw that provisions were made to care for Mel and Oksana’s love child, Lucia. However, his now ex-mistress says Mel hasn’t given her dime toward child support.

“He is not paying me a penny.I am having to live on credit cards and borrowed money… It is not a good situation.”

She is now fighting the agreement and stating that she didn’t sign the final copy of the document, but did sign a draft form “under duress” in late June.

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