Roman Polanski is a Free Man

This guy gives me a case of the icky-poo creepies. Thanks to the American justice system, Roman Polanski walks free in Switzerland after having sex with a 13 year old girl in 1977.

He has been hiding out overseas since the day before his sentencing in California. He ran after his fears that his deal for no jail time would be renege. Swiss cops then jailed Mr. Polanski in Zurich in September 2009 after an American warrant for his arrest was issued. In December he was allowed to move to his chalet in the ski resort of Gstaad under house arrest on bail of $4.5 million pending a decision on his extradition.

Now Polanski has been set free after the US failed to provide requested records:

“Ms. Widmer-Schlumpf said the American authorities had rejected a request by her ministry for records of a hearing by the prosecutor in the case, Roger Gunson, in January 2010 which should have established whether the judge who tried the case in 1977 had assured Mr. Polanski that time he spent in a psychiatric unit would constitute the whole of the period of imprisonment he would serve. Reports NY Times.

“If this were the case, Roman Polanski would actually have already served his sentence and therefore both the proceedings on which the U.S. extradition request is founded and the request itself would have no foundation,” the Swiss Justice Ministry said in a statement.”

Lindsay Lohan’s Plan To Avoid Jail Time

There are several conflicting reports this morning surrounding Lindsay Lohan and her attempt to avoid jail time. As you probably know, Lindsay was sentenced last week to 90 days in jail (get the details of her sentence by CLICKING HERE).

However, shortly after receiving her sentence, Lindsay’s lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley quit. Lohan and her mother, Dina, quickly hired Chicago attorney Stuart V. Goldberg who, according to Popeater, arrive in Los Angeles claiming “We’re going after them.”

Yet TMZ is reporting this morning that Lohan was unable to hire Goldberg because SHE IS TOO POOR!

“Stuart V. Goldberg met with Lindsay, Dina and Ali on Friday night and it was a done deal, until he got a call over the weekend from Lindsay’s business manager, Lou Taylor, who said they just couldn’t afford him … this is all according to Goldberg’s camp.”

Lohan’s mother-of-the-year is claiming this simply isn’t true but rather, Goldberg was too eccentric for Lindsay to deal with. Seriously?

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Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher Wedding Details – PHOTOS

Everyone unanimously decided that July 10th was going to be the day to dress up in pretty, pretty princess dresses and legally bind themselves to another human being. Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher married in Georgia on Saturday. (Emily Blunt and John Krasinski also married along with Martin Lawrence and Shamicka Gibbs, Former MTV VJ LaLa Vazquez and NBA star Carmelo Anthony.)

Carrie wore a Chantilly lace wedding gown that Monique Lhuiller designed just for her. She also cranked out all of the bridesmaids’ dresses. The event was held at the Ritz Carlton Lodge, Reynolds Plantation and just over 250 guests attended. They were treated to an evening that featured Mike and Carrie’s favorite classical music, Bible readings, buttermilk pies and confidentiality agreements. The couple sold the wedding photos to People.

“We could not feel more blessed to have found each other and to have shared this day with our friends and family that mean so much to us!” the newlyweds told People in a statement, signing their names “Mike & Carrie Fisher.”

Aww…love and junk. Below is a photo of a wedding gown from Monique’s Spring 2011 collection. Just a guess as to what Carrie wore.

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Edward Norton Out Of ‘The Avengers’

Yes, I know kittens…I am talking about comic books and comic book movies this morning. It was a loooong weekend. And, I am sorry, but Edward Norton is Nerd-Pretty. And I heart him. So he gets a post.

The much anticipated ‘Avengers’ movie will be without at least one major star when it premieres in 2012. Turns out Marvel has decided NOT to sign Edward Norton onto the film to reprise his role as The Incredible Hulk.

Over the weekend, Marvel President Kevin Feige released the following statement via HitFix:

“We have made the decision to not bring Ed Norton back to portray the title role of Bruce Banner in the Avengers. Our decision is definitely not one based on monetary factors, but instead rooted in the need for an actor who embodies the creativity and collaborative spirit of our other talented cast members. The Avengers demands players who thrive working as part of an ensemble, as evidenced by Robert, Chris H, Chris E, Sam, Scarlett, and all of our talented casts. We are looking to announce a name actor who fulfills these requirements, and is passionate about the iconic role in the coming weeks.”

This statement, which also refers to other top-notch actors like Robert Downey, Jr. (Iron Man), Chris Evans (Captain America), and Scarlett Johannson (Black Widow), seems to give one the idea that Mr. Norton was not so much of a team player and was a little diva-ish.

However, Norton’s team has already struck back stating that Norton was on board the entire time and that the news he won’t be in the film is devastating.

Via HitFix:

“This offensive statement from Kevin Feige at Marvel is a purposefully misleading, inappropriate attempt to paint our client in a negative light. Here are the facts: two months ago, Kevin called me and said he wanted Edward to reprise the role of Bruce Banner in The Avengers. He told me it would be his fantasy to bring Edward on stage with the rest of the cast at ComiCon and make it the event of the convention. When I said that Edward was definitely open to this idea, Kevin was very excited and we agreed that Edward should meet with Joss Whedon to discuss the project. Edward and Joss had a very good meeting (confirmed by Feige to me) at which Edward said he was enthusiastic at the prospect of being a part of the ensemble cast. Marvel subsequently made him a financial offer to be in the film and both sides started negotiating in good faith. This past Wednesday, after several weeks of civil, uncontentious discussions, but before we had come to terms on a deal, a representative from Marvel called to say they had decided to go in another direction with the part. This seemed to us to be a financial decision but, whatever the case, it is completely their prerogative, and we accepted their decision with no hard feelings.

We know a lot of fans have voiced their public disappointment with this result, but this is no excuse for Feige’s mean spirited, accusatory comments. Counter to what Kevin implies here, Edward was looking forward to the opportunity to work with Joss and the other actors in the Avengers cast, many of whom are personal friends of his. Feige’s statement is unprofessional, disingenuous and clearly defamatory. Mr. Norton talent, tireless work ethic and professional integrity deserve more respect, and so do Marvel’s fans.”

I’m totally obsessed with the fact that Norton is ‘close personal friends’ with many of the cast members. Do you think that he and Robert Downey, Jr. get together on the weekend and chuck grapes at Scarlett’s cleavage? At least, that’s what they do in my mind.

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Selfridges Hanging Alexander McQueen Display – PHOTO

Here is your WTF of the day…

What moron did this? Alexander McQueen was a respected designer who sky rocketed to fashion fame with his designs that women hungered for. The young style staple took his life and hung himself after suffering from some personal issues. (Click HERE for the full story on McQueen’s tragic death.)

Selfridges in Manchester put out a window display that features one of his designs hanging eerily from what looks like flood light on hangman’s gallows.

Queue a rep doing a damage controlled spin story stating it was a nod to construction works who operate cranes and who are fashionably sensitive.

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Mischa Barton: Fashion Disaster

This should be a poster that is used in high schools to scare kids straight. Screw those eggs being fried in a pan and only giving children the urge to hit IHOP post smoke. Put up posters of Mischa Barton and tell the story of the time she tried to snort wasabi peas after mistaking them for the bad stuff.

I miss the days Marissa Cooper. I miss the days when she had someone to tell her that her hair color is hideous and that lipstick makes her look whorey. Where the hell is Mel Gibson when you need him?

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Mel Gibson Tapes – AUDIO

Mel Gibson is summoning the powers from Mount A-hole and going on another crazed rant. All those claims by Oksana Grigorieva about threatening her and calling her names that would make an Irish sailor with tourettes blush…are legit.

[Mel Gibson Threatening and Racist Rant – TAPE – AUDIO]

Radar finally released part of the tapes. The rest of the series you can stuff your worst enemy’s Christmas stocking with will be available in a few days. Following the release of the tape, Mel’s agency, William Morris Endeavor Entertainment, has dropped him.

I can’t imagine why. (Note sarcasm) What isn’t normal about threatening to burn the house down with your mistress inside after oral copulation? (More sarcasm) Or what is wrong with threatening to bury your mistress in the rose garden? Maybe it’s some new sex craze Tiger Woods came up with after watching an Eminem video. (Even more sarcasm.)

UPDATE: A third tape has hit the net! Click HERE to hear Tape 3 of Mel Gibson’s Racist and Crazy Rants.

Lindsay Lohan ‘Too Young To Die’ Song Leak

After SCRAM bracelet issues, the 90-day jail sentence along with the 90-day rehab sentence, and other things that came with it (F-word manicure and jailhouse interviews, for example), a new track from Lindsay Lohan has leaked which is ironically titled ‘Too Young To Die‘ which speaks of deep emotions and hardships, and well yeah, about dying too soon in a number of unimaginable ways.

Per EW:

In a new song leaked to Perez Hilton and reportedly produced by J.R. Rotem (Rihanna, Jason Derulo, Sean Kingston), LiLo warbles of a dangerous love that feels, alternately, like being “hit by a train,” “falling from a building,” “drinking deadly poison,” and “crashin’ my car, comin’ flyin’ through the windshield.”

No Lindz, you are not too young to die. Now stop messing up my Death Pool odds! While there is definitely something unsettling about hearing Lohan sing “I don’t wanna die” as if it were a sexy come-on, the track still manages to come off as a little boring and sounds as if she recorded it at one of that booths in the mall. But the venus fly trap reference makes it a tiny win. Let’s hope for a juicier single (maybe ‘Rumors Pt. 2″) after her prison experience.

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Kristen Stewart “Welcome To The Rileys’” Official Trailer And Stills

The last we heard of “Welcome to the Riley’s” was back at Sundance, when MTV’s Eric Ditzian called Kristen Stewart’s performance “utterly fearless.” The official trailer has finally been released, and in addition to the trailer reveal, the ‘Official Welcome To The Rileys’ Twitter page announced yesterday that the release date in limited theaters will be November 5th. In the movie, a subdued James Gandolfini and Melissa Leo star as parents grieving the death of their daughter in a car accident. He travels to New Orleans on business, stumbles across Stewart’s runaway character in a restaurant, and decides he’s going to get her life on track because she looks like the child he lost. Leo’s character overcomes her stress-induced agoraphobia and eventually follows him to the New Orleans, where she tries to save her marriage, and Stewart from a life on the pole.

Per BSCReview:

Of the cast, Roger Ebert had this to say, “Gandolfini demonstrates that although he may not be conventionally handsome, when he smiles his face bathes you in the urge to like him. Kristen Stewart here is tougher even than her punk rocker in ‘The Runaways’. Who knew she had these notes? I’m discovering an important new actress.” USA Today commented, “Those who prefer [Stewart] only as ‘Twilight’s’ lovestruck Bella may be shocked, while others who know her more nuanced work in films such as ‘Adventureland’ will see a fearless new side of the actress confirmed. . . . Stewart deserves credit for taking the risk of playing this part. It’s a shockingly sexual performance…”

Every actress must play a hooker at some point in her career. I suspect we’ll get at least one scene of Gandolfini and/or Leo watching Stewart on stage, tears in their eyes. I think it’s going to be a wonderful movie that everyone needs to see with superb acting, regardless how small the release is.

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Alexander Skarsgard Licking Rhys Thomas’ Butt – VIDEO

Wha…? Words can’t describe the confusion…

[Alexander Skarsgard Drunk and Dry Humping Co-Star Rhys Thomas - VIDEO]

Alexander Skarsgard (of the Trueblood non-glittery vampires) is wearing Capri pants and licking his co-star Rhys Thomas. Clearly (hopefully) they are drunk as Skarsgard dry humps his way out of my heart.