Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s Date Night – PHOTOS

Shortly after ‘Eclipse’ director David Slade confirmed that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are dating (click HERE for that story0, the couple was spotted out on a date. Sparklepants and Stewart were photographed hitting a concert at Hotel Cafe in LA. They were enjoying an evening together while supporting Rob’s friend, Sam Bradley.

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Katy Perry Trashes Miley Cyrus

Could this be a start to another cat fight? One could only hope! Katy Perry isn’t a fan of Miley Cyrus, to say the least, and is not impressed with Cyrus’ moves to change her squeaky clean-cut “Hannah Montana” image to a sexy raunchy one. Perry spent some time around Cyrus’ backstage at MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto last month and apparently did some gossiping about the girl-gone-wild while she was there.

Per Life & Style:

“Katy said, ‘She’s Britney Spears all over again. It’s happening right before our eyes,’” says our spy. When her friend asked if she meant Lindsay Lohan, not Britney, Katy was ready with this zinger: “No, she’s definitely headed the Britney route. It’s worse. Look at those outfits. It’s bad.”

I could understand someone on the more conservative side bashing Cyrus’ new look, but wasn’t it Perry who just posed topless for ‘Esquire‘ Magazine? Maybe Cyrus should take that as a hint that even Perry is pointing that judgmental finger. With this harsh hit toward Cyrus, its good to know that someone has her back. Recently Dolly Parton, of all people, defended Miley’s rebellious stage and slutty clothing. She is adamant that Miley is just going through a rebellious phase and she shouldn’t be judged too harshly.

Per Fox News:

“I’ve known her since she was a baby. I hate it when people criticize her,” Dolly said. “She is a great singer; she has a great voice. She’s a great little entertainer and she can speak to you like she is 50 years old. She’ll land in the right place. I really know she has everything it takes. She is just trying to find her way and she will.”

At this point, it’s hard to say which path would be worse – walking around looking crazy and losing your shiz like Spears, or facing 90 days in jail like Lohan (read about that here.) Either way, we’re bound to have yet another troubled pop star on our hands.

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Lindsay Lohan Tells Judge ‘F**k You!’ – PHOTOS

We all may be wanting to buy Judge Marsha a big ol’ drank and carry her around on throne built out of SCRAM bracelets while 12 virgins throw Hermes scarves into the air and Balki Bartokomous does the dance of joy, but Lindsay is super angry.

While Lindsay Lohan was at her probation violation hearing and begged the judge to believe that she wasn’t a coke snorlax, hasn’t had a drop of booze and understands the levity of the situation…Lohan had ‘F**K U” written on her fingernail that she flashed at the judge several times.

Lindsay was sentenced to 90 days in jail and another trip to rehab. Click HERE to read about Lindsay Lohan’s reaction after being sentenced to jail.

Justin Bieber Hates Koreans?!?

Oh how I love Justin Bieber internet rumors. It’s like waking up on a bed of roses surrounded by puppies while laying next to Robert Pattinson.

But I digress.

The latest Justin Bieber rumor to hit the internet doesn’t involve him being dead or contracting an STD (read about those rumors HERE), but rather this rumor has a spot of truth to it.

Apparently, Team Bieber has launched a world-wide contest called: The Justin Bieber My World Tour Contest. Bieber-freaks can go online and vote for their country and, which ever country receives the most votes, will receive a Biber national tour.

So what’s the problem?

It appears that those who do not have Bieber-fever are sabotaging the voting in favor of North Korea-a country who, for lack of a better explanation, likely does not have Bieber-fever.

Via The Independent UK:

“It has now been thoroughly highjacked by Anonymous – at the time of writing, North Korea is in second place by only a few thousand votes. Unless the current leader Israel can get its act together, it should be overtaken by lunchtime.”

How do we know North Koreans aren’t responsible for the voting? If you’ve watched any recent Primetime special, Ann Curry has explained to you that North Koreans are not allowed to use the internet and therefore likely have never even heard of the Biebs.

It will be interesting to see what Team Bieber will do if North Korea wins.

Deadliest Catch: Phil Harris’ Stroke – Hope Break

We last left the fleet as they were all slowly hearing about the news of Phil Harris’ stroke. Each Captain made the choice to share the news with the crew. Click HERE for last week’s recap.

DEADLIEST CATCH: CAIN AND ABLE

After a 12 hour surgery Jake and Josh Harris are not alone as Johnathan Hillstrand is with them as a doctor explains that the outlook isn’t good. He explains that Phil was a time bomb and the stroke had been building for years.

On the Northwestern Edgar enjoys a breakfast of coffee and pain relievers. Jake Anderson is still brooding in pain and confusion as his father has now been missing for 5 weeks. Despite the non-stop worry, Edgar and Bradley decided to celebrate Jake’s 6 month anniversary of being clean and sober with a cupcake and a candle broken in half. They promise to give him the other half of the candle in 6 more months.

Later, Sig overhears Edgar talking to about his change in heart and desire to leave crab fishing. Angry, Sig vents that he should be finding someone to replace his broken down brother. Tension continues to roll to a boil as the crew is going on 80 hour grind. The feeling of “obligation” is the only thing that brings him back every year. That obligation is growing thin as Sig continues to crack the whip.

On the Wizard, Captain Keith is treading through ice covered seas. A bull sea bodes bad luck as it lazily watches the boat pass. He is worried his gear will be consumed by the ice. After pulling a decent haul, he spins the wheel and resets in the waters that are going to soon be covered in ice.

Back in Anchorage, Phil begins to move his right foot. The doctor addresses Jake, Josh, Jonathan and a few others and they are pleased to hear that the update is positive. He is off ventilators and Josh passes out hugs in relief. They are on the upswing of the emotional roller coaster. A shaven Phil is up and talking and demanding ice chips. The boys are thrilled to be arguing with their stubborn father. Jake breaks and gives him ice chips after they argue over whether or not he can have a small sneaky ice chip.

On the Time Bandit, Andy is distracted with the worry about his friend and fellow crabber, Phil. The gear is grinding slowly and the crew is missing their usual gusto as the temperature plummets. Attitudes plummet simultaneously. The fellow crew members start ribbing him and the happy-go-lucky Mike who was picked for to replace
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John visits Phil at the hospital. My hearts are pulled as he cries with what appears to be a mixture of hope and fear. Josh and Jake struggle with keeping it together. Jake returns to indulging in his addiction. Josh screams into the phone at his little brother for “getting high while dad is dying in the hospital.” Jake Harris reaches out to Jake Anderson and they indulge in a phone call to find support. Josh and Jake begin to break as later Josh finds Jake once again, high. They are screaming and fighting as John stumbles upon the fighting brothers. His heart breaks as Jake runs away. Josh is left with the looming levity of taking care of his father, the boat and his ailing brother.

Next week is the 2 hour last Phil Harris episode. Bring your tissues and wear your Cornelia Marie hoodies.

AFTER THE CATCH

Josh and Freddie join the round table. Freddie reveals he is Samoan and his father was a chief. We then are treated to his odd habits of praise after a good catch. The highly respected deckhand breaks after old clips of Phil talking about how wonderful he is too much. He reveals just how much he loved Phil and dubbed him as a second dad. Noticeably absent, Jake is missing with no explanation to his whereabouts.

Wild Bill from the Kodiak joins the table as Freddie takes a break. Highlights from his season filled with crewmen with an attitude problem roll. A small bayou craw-fishing bet rolls. Andy Hillstrand and Wild Bill enjoy and lively who-can-catch-the-most fishing trip.

After we see a small reminder that the deckhands will be punished on the Time Bandit for any negative attitudes, some of the captains get to see the oil spill first hand. The subject of the BP spill and how it is taking down the ecosystem is discussed. The captains recall the spill in Alaska that affected the fishery to the point it still hasn’t recovered.

Russell Newberry joins the table and it’s awkward as he has been passed from boat to boat. The Time Bandit, the Wizard and the Kodiak all let him go in ’09. They all talk business relationships versus every day relationships. Freddie returns and they examine fellow crew’s mistakes. All are on the Kodiak due to poorly tied knots.

A rescue swimmer joins the table to talk about the heroes in the sky that answer the call in disaster situations. “Noodles” is what he asked to be addressed as. He was there doing some of the first rescues during Hurricane Katrina. A fellow by the name of Matt Renner joins the table after Noodles” exits. He is a cameraman that got into a argument with Sig last season. We get a peek behind the scenes and see the captains talk about the tv crew.

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced To JAIL!!! – VIDEO

Judge Marsha Revel has ruled that Lindsay Lohan violated the terms of her probation in a drunk driving case when she failed to attend alcohol education classes and sentenced her to 90 days in jail.

Per TMZ:

The evidence was loud and clear today — Lindsay violated probation by failing to attend her alcohol ed classes based on the schedule set by the judge. There were lots of excuses, but ultimately they didn’t fly.

Lindsay broke down as she addressed the court, telling the judge, “I did the best I could.”

Judge Revel stated several instances over the last few years in which Lohan lied about taking drugs and drinking. Prosecutors failed to comply with the weekly attendance directive for her alcohol education classes. An operator of the class testified that Lohan had nine absences.

In considering her punishment, Revel said she considered whether Lohan violated her probation only for the actress’ failure to attend some scheduled alcohol education classes, not because the alcohol-detection bracelet that Lohan was ordered to wear had been triggered following the MTV Movie Awards (read about that here.) Following her 90 day stint in jail, Lohan has two days to surrender herself for another 90 days to an inpatient rehab center. Lohan must surrender on July 20th at 8:30am in Judge Revel’s court.

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Cristiano Ronaldo Announces He’s A Daddy To Baby Boy

Who knew? Well, apparently nobody knew! Soccer hottie Emporio Armani underwear model Cristiano Ronaldo is now the father of a baby boy, sharing the news Saturday in a statement posted on his Facebook page.

Per Facebook:

“It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become father to a baby boy. As agreed with the baby’s mother, who prefers to have her identity kept confidential, my son will be under my exclusive guardianship. No further information will be provided on this subject and I request everyone to fully respect my right to privacy (and that of the child) at least on issues as personal as these are.”

As for the mother, Portuguese newspaper Diario de Noticias is claiming that Ronaldo hired a surrogate mother in San Diego, during a vacation last year. According to the newspaper, Ronaldo went to the Algarve region of mainland Portugal to meet the baby as soon as Portugal were eliminated from the World Cup by Spain on June 29th. He reportedly waited until then to name his son, who’s name has not yet been released.

Surrogate?! I can’t understand why a guy who can hop in bed with just about any actress or model has a sudden desire to have a baby using a surrogate mother. Come on now, lets call a spade a spade here. This is probably some chick he hooked up with while in the states and unfortunately he ‘slipped one by the goalie’ (a shame he couldn’t have done more of that in the actual World Cup tourney this year.) But kudos to him for stepping up as a man and a father to take on his responsibilities!

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Cheryl Cole In Hospital With Malaria

Cheryl Cole is being treated in a London hospital for malaria after collapsing during a photoshoot on Saturday afternoon for her new album. Originally thought to be suffering from exhaustion, doctors ordered her to get some rest. Cole’s condition soon turned to worse with friends claiming her health dramatically deteriorated the next day and she began ‘sweating and shaking’ and she was rushed to the hospital after reportedly drifting in and out of consciousness.

Per Examiner:

“On Sunday evening her condition deteriorated so rapidly she knew it was something serious. She’d spent 48 hours in bed trying to sleep off what she thought was a stomach bug. She was extremely weak, sweating and drifting in and out of consciousness. She was driven to hospital where tests showed malaria.”

Friends said Cole and her doctors believe she had contracted the illness after being bitten by a mosquito during a brief vacation to Tanzania last month with boyfriend Derek Hough. She had been taking malaria tablets but reportedly told doctors she had been suffering with “stomach pains” since returning. Hough is reportedly by her side and is said to be “mortified by what’s happened.”

Per mirror.co.uk:

“He’s mortified by what’s happened and is utterly devastated at what she’s going through – not least because it happened on a trip he’d planned. He will always be there for her and his presence has cheered her up no end. It’s the exact tonic she needs to get through this. She really is quite poorly but at least the results came back quickly so the doctors can focus on giving her the right treatment. He is worried sick about her. He’s sticking close by her bedside and trying to keep her cheerful. He’s probably the best tonic she’s got right now.”

Cole is expected to remain in hospital for treatment over the next few days and will likely have to take a few weeks off work to recover. Poor girl has had a horrible year! Get well soon Cheryl!

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George Michael Smashes Car Into Store-PHOTO

Ah George Michael…you never stop amazing us!

When he’s not caught having random sex in rest-stops, the former prince of pop music (hey-you know you loved Wham!) celebrates regaining his driver’s license following a two-year ban from driving, by running his Range Rover into photo marts!

That’s right kittens, at approximately 3:30 AM London time, Michael hopped a curb in front of Snappy Snap’s photo in North London, ramming into the building.

Via The Daily Mail:

“The Careless Whisper singer was caught on CCTV mounting the kerb in his Ranger Rover and ploughing into Snappy Snaps in Hampstead, north London.Following the collision, the shocked former Wham! star climbed out of his 4×4 and waited for police to arrive. He was not breathalysed, insisting to officers he had not been drinking. But he is thought to have been tested for drugs at a north London police station, the Daily Mirror reported. No drugs were recovered and the 47-year-old star was released on bail until August.”

Insisted he wasn’t drinking? No drugs recovered? Is it possible that George Michael had a mere accident? Yea, I don’t think so either.

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‘The Bachelorette’ Take-Over: Jake and Vienna’s Interview

ABC is the luckiest bitch in the industry this morning, as last night’s episode of ‘The Bachelorette’ was cut short so the network could conduct an exclusive interview with recent ‘Bachelor’ Jake Pavelka and his now ex-girlfriend of choice, Vienna Girardi.

In case you didn’t hear, these two had a VERY public break-up recently (read about it HERE) and have accused one another of everything from cheating to withholding sex-time! Aye carumba!

To drum up ratings for the lagging ‘Bachelorette’ and to fulfill their own fame-whoring agendas, both Jake and Vienna agreed to sit down with the show’s host Chris Harrison, to discuss the split. And what resulted was one of the best 45 minutes on television (next to Monday Night Raw, of course).

So what went down? A lot of Jerry Springer-esque commentary sans the weave pulling and chair throwing. More accusations flew and then the berating began.

Via The Hollywood Gossip:

“After Jake Pavelka says he was ‘blindsided’ by the split, Vienna Girardi alleges ‘emotional abuse.’ Hard to tell who’s lying more in the early going.

He seems genuinely surprised, even now, that Vienna is trashy and not that smart. Plus 4, because 10 million viewers knew this on his season’s premiere.

We’ve never been big fans, per se, but when Jake starts being all condescending about text messages, her family, her dog, etc., we feel bad for V.

For whatever reason, they bleep out Gregory Michael’s name, even though Vienna’s alleged cheating with Gregory Michael was widely reported.”

I am fairly certain this interview marked the end of each of their 15 minutes of fame. Now Jake can get back to washing his abs and Vienna can do…well, whatever it was she was doing.

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