Madina Lake Bassist Matthew Leone Hospitalized After Violent Assault‎

Matthew Leone, the bass player for the band Madina Lake, remains hospitalized Thursday after a brutal attack in Chicago. Lead singer and Matthews’ brother Nathan Leone described the events that led up to his brother’s injuries in his blog on Wednesday, explaining that Matthew saw a woman being beaten on the street by her husband and intervened.

“I’m afraid I have some of the worst news that has ever hit our lives. It’s almost impossible to even type this update. A few nights ago, Matthew walked from my apt. a block and a half down the street to meet a friend for a drink. half way there he saw a man severely beating his wife. Being the most amazing, strong, heroic and incredible person I know.. even though the guy was twice his size, Matthew intervened. He managed to subdue this guy for a second and since his wife was beat up pretty good called the cops.. as he did so the guy jumped him from behind and beat him. This guy did things I can’t even type. After words, he and his beaten wife left Matthew unconscious on the street. Matthew is in the hospital with a third of his skull removed as we wait for the swelling in his brain to go down. I’d rather not share any additional information at this time besides the fact that he acted as a hero (as he always would in any of these situations) and is paying a horrific price. Please send all your love and good energy and vibrations to him. I’ve been and will be next to him throughout the entire recovery process. We don’t know enough yet details about how that will develop.. but it has shocked, stunned, disgusted our best friends, family and band (which are both). The world can be evil beyond belief and as much as we want this evil eliminated, right now our hearts heads and energies need to go to my best friend, soul mate, hero, and angel, Matthew. Love you all and will be in touch as soon as I can muster up the emotional energy to reach out again. Please, be safe and peaceful as we get through this impossible time.”

Wow, kudos to Leone for doing the right thing. Major good vibes and prayers being sent his way. They say no good deed goes unpunished – let’s hope the coward who did this to Leone gets what’s coming to him.

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‘Ferris Bueller’s’ Jeffrey Jones Arrested Over Sex Offender Registration

No wonder Ferris skipped school! Principal Rooney is a pedophile! “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” star Jeffrey Jones has been arrested and charged with a felony after failing to update his registration as a sex offender in California.

Per LA Times:

Jones, 63, was arrested June 23 on suspicion of failing to renew his registration with the state within five days of his last birthday, Sept. 28, 2009, said Sandi Gibbons, spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County district attorney’s office. He was released on $20,000 bail.

Jones was ordered in 2003 to register as a sex offender after pleading no contest to a felony charge of inducing a 14 year old boy to pose for nude photos at his home, receiving three years probation for the acts. According to court records, he photographed the boy several times beginning in 2000 and coaxed him to pose in various situations, including with a cowboy hat and as a Native American. Jones was later arrested in 2004 in Florida for failing to register as a sex offender there. He is due to appear in court for arraignment on July 14.

He’s always given me the creeps!

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Christina Hendricks Thanks Cappuccinos for Her Curves

Mad Men” star Christina Hendricks is making headlines lately after in a recent interview she reveals just how much she loves her full figure and has always been proud of her curves. However, she still has a hard time shutting out all the negative comments. In February, Christina was hurt by the negative reactions to her voluptuous figure, insisting the comments left a “bad taste in her mouth” after she showed off her curves in a lavish ball gown at the Golden Globes ceremony. A New York Times style critic was forced to apologize after writing, “big girls shouldn’t wear big dresses.”

Per Health:

On people Googling her cup size:
“It’s weird, but it doesn’t surprise me. I made the grave mistake after one awards show of reading comments online about what I wore, and I was like, ‘Oh my God, people are so mean!’ I still remember all those negative comments, despite all the wonderful positivity. That’s why we’re all in therapy! [We remember] the 10 bad things that happen to us instead of the 100 nice ones.”

And now Christina and her cleavage are front and center on the cover of ‘Health‘ magazine where she also talks about how she loves being “bigger,” at least by Hollywood standards, adores her body, and feels gorgeous with an extra 15 pounds.

Q: What is your best advice for reaching total body confidence? Do you have it?
A: I guess my mom raised me right. She was very celebratory of her body. I never heard her once say, “I feel fat.” Back when I was modeling, the first time I went to Italy I was having cappuccinos every day, and I gained 15 pounds. And I felt gorgeous! I would take my clothes off in front of the mirror and be like, Oh, I look like a woman. And I felt beautiful, and I never tried to lose it, ’cause I loved it. [Laughs.]

In the interview where she talks at lengths about her body, Christina also went on to talk about maintaining a positive body image while also revealing details about how she manages to stay fit and even her much googled breast size. What is her cup size, by the way? She’s too classy to reveal that but since everyone else in the world is googling it, let the guessing begin!

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Chris Brown Used Eye Drops to Fake Michael Jackson Tribute Breakdown ?!

Chris Brown isn’t winning any Oscars for his crying and shaking breakdown that looked more like audition for ‘Days of Our Lives.’ Rumor has it that the entire thing was faked and Brown was using the opportunity to make a comeback.

The shamed “artist” did his best to appear to convey a case of the super sads during his BET Awards tribute to Michael Jackson. (Click HERE for a recap on that.) Apparently his tears and wallowing around on the ground was completely faked. A witness type saw Brown use some sort of tear drops in his eyes just before going on stage.

“Before he took the stage to belt out “Man in the Mirror,” a backstage source tells Us one of Brown’s bodyguards gave the singer, 21, tear-inducing eye drops. Says the source, “He rubbed it in and he started crying.”

Tear drops? Seems like some shady James Bond shiz, but maybe the tears were real. Maybe those tears were real and that was just the moment he realized that he’s Chris Brown.

Tiger Woods Divorce: Elin Nordegren $750 Million Settlement

I suddenly don’t feel so bad for Elin Nordegren as she is owning Tiger Woods and his massive fortune. Sure, he is a big ol’ slut and likes a rough trick, but she is about to be rich…like Oprah rich.

The divorce details are spewing out over the net and Elin has played her cards well. Tiger will not be allowed to expose his kids to his whore parade and can only introduce them to a girlfriend if he marries her. That power also comes with one of the biggest payouts in celebrity divorces…$750 million.

All Elin has to do is keep her mouth shut. Hell, I would skip crying to Ryan Seacrest about Tiger’s penchant for sluts for $20 and some Mint Milano cookies. As long as she doesn’t dish out the details she walks away with a money pit that would rival Scrooge McDuck’s.

“Swedish ex model Nordegren ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Woods, 34, was worth much more than the $1billion she thought.

‘Elin’s legal team has done a great job digging up all sorts of assets. The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life — even if Tiger dies first — or she’ll lose the lot. Everything’s signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days.’”

It is also said that Nordegren will get sole custody of their daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one. That agreement will be up for renegotiation in 5 years.

Justin Bieber’s Girlfriend: Caitlyn Beadles-PHOTO

Bieber + Beadles = True Love 4-EVA!!!!!

That’s right kittens and Bieber freaks, according to various reports, Justin Bieber has fallen back in love with his old girlfriend, Caitlyn Beadles.

Canadian gossip guru, Zack Taylor, is reporting that despite attempts from Bieber’s label to keep him single, he has reunited with Beadles during his visits home to Canada.

“The two have been dropping ‘secret messages’ to each other over Twitter the past couple months, and Justin reportedly enjoyed some ‘alone time’ with Caitlin in Canada on his last couple visits.”

Though Zack Taylor tends to be spot on, there are also reports floating around this morning that Bieber had his left testicle removed. Ouch!

That story is being added to the ‘Bieber is dead, has syphilis, and is a hermaphrodite rumor mill.

Click HERE for photos of Justin Biebers recent trip to Hooters…

UPDATE: Justin Bieber has been spotted kissing Jasmine Villegas! Click HERE for the photos…

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Wonder Woman Make Over – PHOTO

DC Comics’ J. Michael Straczynski and Jim Lee have given Wonder Woman the gift of pants. Instead of wearing a flag turned glorified bathing suit, the crime fighting super hero will now wear a pair of smart trousers and a jacket.

Via Washington Post:

“In her more modern costume, Wonder Woman (a.k.a. Diana Prince, a.k.a. Lynda Carter) looks like a glamorous athlete instead of an unusually muscular Miss America who happens to fight crime. The sleek lines of the new wonder pants evoke sci-fi warrior agility, while the cropped jacket — with its studded epaulettes — adds rock star, Balmain flash.”

I always knew the real power was in my pants. The explanation goes on to reveal that another benefit of the change is gender equality.

“Now that she’s been given a pair of pants — that Western symbol of formalized male authority — it’s tempting to declare this makeover an advance in gender equity. But not so fast. In superhero-land, where everything is exaggerated, the boys are sketched with a nod to extreme masculinity. Batman’s suit, for example, gives the slender Bruce Wayne perfectly etched pecs. It was only fair that Wonder Woman’s leg-revealing briefs gave mousy Miss Prince a goddess’s sexy, lithe figure.”

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Molly Hagerty: Al Gore’s Alleged Mistress-PHOTO

The good ole’ National Enquirer managed to snag the first story about Al Gore’s secret dirty bedroom times (read about that HERE), and now they’ve got our first look at Al Gore’s alleged mistress, Molly Hagerty.

Ms. Hagerty is the masseuse who is claiming that Gore was sexually aggressive toward her during a routine rub-down in Oregon. Now, she is not only claiming he tried to lure her hand beneath the towel, but she has stained pants (GAG!) to prove it.

“Al Gore is a pervert and sexual predator. He’s not what people think he is – he’s a sick man!”

Although I am trying to sympathize with Hagerty, it’s hard to believe someone who runs to the National Enquirer to tell their story.

However, she is claiming that she wants the police to launch a full investigation and claims that she not only has surveillance tapes to prove her story, but Gore’s DNA as well.

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