Jessica Simpson to Replace Simon Cowell on America Idol

I no longer watch American Idol ever since Paula Abdul packed up her Vicodin and Gin as she stumbled out of the door. Now that Simon Cowell is following her out the Idol door, the search for a replacement has named several names. (The latest being Chris Isaak, click HERE for that story.)

The latest hopeful rumored to be the new American Idol judge is Jessica Simpson. Oy. Life and Style is reporting that she is “in negotiations” to fill Simon’s vacant spot.

“She’s met with producer-creator Simon Fuller several times. They like her — she’s a good fit — and she likes it. Now it’s just a question of how to fit her in.”

I am guessing Randy Jackson will be hitting CTRL+ALT+IQUITTHISBITCH if he has to suffer through endless pull my finger fart jokes and kicking her under the table when it’s her turn to give her critique as she stares blankly and the sound of dial tone fills the table.

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Orlando Bloom And Miranda Kerr Expecting Baby

The honeymoon is over and a baby is on the way! After secretly tying the knot last week (read about that here), it seems as though newlyweds Orlando Bloom and Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr are keeping another secret – She’s pregnant!

Per Us:

“She’s definitely pregnant… Miranda’s thrilled,” says a source close to the Australia native, who wed the actor, 33, at an undisclosed location — reportedly in the Caribbean — less than a month after revealing their engagement on June 21. “She’s telling all her friends, mostly other models, about it. She poses in lingerie. It will be obvious soon enough.”

Bloom and Kerr are not planning to make an official announcement about their impending new arrival, but that’s not surprising given the fact they have kept all details of their recent nuptials under wraps. How beautiful will that baby be!?!

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Angelina Jolie Bondage PHOTOS

Star Magazine is the purveyor of pictures of Angelina Jolie at her finest. Andrew Morton is a celebrity biographer who is tackling the “unauthorized biography” of St. Angie. In the book he tells the tales of Jolie and her fondness of S&M and heroin.

“In one set, the now-mother of six has black tape over her nipples and a dog leash around her neck. Others show her during a 14-hour heroin-smoking bender.

“The photographs are a startling reminder to Angelina of a period in her life I’m sure she wants to forget, a shady piece of her history that she’s kept hidden away, even from Brad,” celebrity biographer Andrew Morton, author of Angelina: An Unauthorized Biography, tells Star in our cover story.”

I must have forgotten to bring my surprised face today because this is hardly shocking. Regardless of my jaded view, Morton is insistent that these photos will “tear Brad and Angie” apart.

I hardly doubt that a few pics of Angelina wearing a saddle and higher than Amy Winehouse on a Wednesday will do anything but garner a few eye rolls and trip to The Yee-Haw Tack and Feed to do some shopping.

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Hollywood Dame Exclusive Interview – Brantley Gilbert

Brantley Gilbert knows that tomorrow is no guarantee. Just over five years ago the talented singer/songwriter was ignoring his deepest ambition of becoming a country singer and was just going through the motions of everyday life. It wasn’t until a nearly-fatal car accident that Brantley opened his eyes, realized the importance of living each day to the fullest, and decided to pursue his love for music as a career.

Brantley was born and raised in the small town of Jefferson, Georgia, just outside of Athens city limits. It is that upbringing and small town influence Brantley credits toward allowing him to cultivate his unique sound. With well-known rock bands REM and the B-52’s having roots nearby, Brantley’s taste in music always swayed toward a rock feel, but his true-to-life testimony of heartache, trials, triumph, and success found a home in country music.

After taking the stage night-after-night with just his guitar and opening for other country artists throughout the southeast, Brantley began to notice familiar faces in the crowds. A group of believers who shared Brantley’s passion for life and music had developed, and pretty soon the following had taken-on a life of its own. Brantley quickly realized that his acoustic shows—however intimate—didn’t satisfy his audience’s thirst for his rock-infused country music. In order to meet their demand, Brantley formed a band.

“We went from these acoustic shows to a bona fide country-rock-soul show that is wide-ass open,” says Gilbert. “Even when we play a ballad it’s high energy.”

With the fans demanding new music from Brantley, he came to Nashville, Tennessee where he soon signed with Warner Chappell Publishing and began to develop music for a debut album release. One of his songs, “The Best of Me,” was recorded by Jason Aldean and earned a spot on his latest album, WIDE OPEN. Since, Brantley has signed a record deal with Average Joe’s Entertainment and collaborated with top-charting act and labelmate Colt Ford to write and record, “Dirt Road Anthem,” which is currently featured on Ford’s multiple-week Top 25 Billboard album, RIDE THROUGH THE COUNTRY.

“I’ve realized that life can be very short, and everyone should take advantage of it,” he said. “If you’re gonna live, do something with it. Make it great.”

And great it is. Brantley will celebrate a national album release in 2009 with A MODERN DAY PRODIGAL SON which features hit singles, “G.R.I.T.S.” and “Whenever We’re Alone.”

As tour dates multiply throughout the South, Brantley’s fan base continues to expand, and like most artists these days, fans can stay updated about tour dates and news via MySpace. His page garners more than 25,000 listeners daily— a number that has brought him to the #1 spot on MySpace Music Charts for both country and southern rock.

I had the chance to talk with Brantley about things like his goals, accomplishments he’d like to make, and what some of his favorite things to do are. You can read about that below.

When did you first realize you had an interest in music and what sparked that interest?

I don’t even know. I was extremely young and we had a chest of draws in the middle of my bedroom and my mom walked in as I was putting on a concert on top of them, so I guess sometime around then.

How did you break into the music industry?

I started off playing in middle school and when I was around 14 or 15 I met Corey Smith and he asked me if I wanted to get up and play some, and we did so for about 3 years and I built up a fanbase. After we went our separate ways business wise, it just sort of went from there.

How would you describe the sound of your music and what makes you feel as though you are different from other artists in your genre?

I’m not sure. Its kind of a new southern rock. More rock but good country. I like to write songs that just stand by themselves.

What are some of your short term and long term goals you have lined out for yourself?

Well, short term is I’m going to try and get in the shower (laughs.) I just finished working out so I need to do that. Long term would be to ride this thing until the wheels fall off, even if I have to play while using a walker. Just take what the good Lord gave me.

What are some of your musical pet peeves?

Cheesy songs. That would definitely be one of them. (laughs.) But then I’m sure there are people out there who think some of my songs are cheesy.

Besides music, what are some of your favorite things to do?

I love riding motorcycles. I have a 99 soft seat custom built Harley Davidson. She’s my girlfriend.

What do you miss most, besides family and friends, when you are out on the road touring and traveling?

My dog, Allie. She’s a pitbull. Love her to death.

What is one accomplishments you hope to make above all others in your life and career?

To touch as many lives as I can and to help people in tough situations with my music.

What drives you the most to do what you love? What inspires you?

Every little thing that happens every day inspires me. As for what drives me, I think the guys in my band who rely on me to get paid since they have families to take care of, that’s what drives me.

If you had the chance to tour or record with any singer of band, who would you choose?

Elvis. Or my buddy Colt Ford. I’d love to go out with him again.

For more information about Brantley Gilbert visit www.brantleygilbert.com or www.myspace.com/brantleygilbertmusic.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides – VIDEO, SET PHOTOS

Ah yes, I could do with a good pirate fantasy to pick up my Wednesday. (Remember when Russell Crowe was the king of women’s (and some men’s) masturbatorial fantasies? I never got that, but then again I went through and Orlando Bloom phase before moving onto Jake Gyllenhaal and to keep things fun… a dash of Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow.)

Currently, Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz are kicking it Hawaii as they shoot scenes for the upcoming Pirates sequel. Johnny made this video for Comic-Con to lure the entire crowd back into the pirate realm. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is due in theaters on May 20, 2011.

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Zac Efron Drops Thousands on Lap Dances

Squeaky-teen no more!

Sources are leaking this morning that ‘High School Musical’ heart-throb Zac Efron and his friends (including HSM star Corbin Bleu) dropped over $2,000 last Sunday at a high end New York City strip club called Flashdancers Gentleman’s Club.

I wonder how many times Efron heard ‘What A Feelin’ while some chick dropped a bucket of water over herself and her folding chair?

Zac, Corbin, and the other mystery friend were escorted to the VIP area, aka the Champagne Room, where they ordered a bottle of Belvedere Vodka and threw cash at three brunettes for three hours.

Via The New York Post:

“Zac came in Sunday night around midnight with Corbin and one other male friend, who paid for everything. They were seated in the VIP lounge behind the main stage. There was only a rail between them and the girls who were dancing. They ordered one bottle of Belvedere vodka and were enthralled with the dancers. They were interacting a lot with the girls and reaching out and showering money on them. There were three girls who Zac and his friends particularly liked and they asked to do personal dances at their table. The girls were all slim pretty brunettes, a bit like Zac’s girlfriend, Vanessa Hudgens. They were two Americans, called Shannon and Brandi, and a gorgeous Brazilian called Raquel.”

I am sure Efron was particularly moved by Brandi’s story of trying to complete beauty school while supporting her three kids. He’s a poor stripper’s hero. Isn’t there a medal for that?

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Celebrity Fashion Hit or Miss: Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel hit the UK premiere of ‘The A-Team’ in a see through red dress and mad hair. I am not sure what she was going for here. I want to smear some Frizz Ease all over her and let her know her panties are on display but I am guessing she is aware of that. John Frieda wouldn’t have let her leave the house that way.

I don’t know…it’s one part Khloe Kardashian nude PETA ad and one part Miley Cyrus video costume. I feel a pony should come trotting up as Jessica belts out a tune. What do you think?


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Deadliest Catch: SEASON FINALE

We last left the crab boats as they each dealt with the news of Captain Phi Harris’ death. Click HERE for last week’s Deadliest Catch recap.

A plane flies across the sky carrying Josh Harris back to Dutch Harbor and the awaiting Cornelia Marie. The Time Bandit hangs a new flag and retires the torn and tattered spangled banner that is like a tangible object embodying the emotions surrounding this season of crab fishing.

Josh revisits his father’s room on the boat as the Cornelia Marie chugs out to finish the season. It’s eerie for him and he is hesitant to actually step foot in the room. A temporary replacement captain braves the empty seat.

The Time Bandit is on the second off load of the season. Scotty counts crab as they go to be weighed. John returns like the prodigal son. Smiles and hugs are exchanged and he appears to be ready to be back at sea despite not getting the vacation he had desperately wanted. I find it…telling…that the one place he was excited to return to after dealing with the death of Phil was the boat he was previously itching to get off of. True crab captain at his finest. The love of the sea can’t be learned, trained or programmed. It is just in his blood.

Over on the Northwestern, Sig discusses sleeplessness and odd dreams haunted by Phil. In his dream he went to Phil’s house and his music was blaring per usual. A slew of bikes and Harris toys were all there, but the home was empty. Meanwhile, Edgar continues to mold Jake Anderson into his replacement. He asks him to try another job on the boat and Jake happily agrees and agrees that he should learn in case Edgar isn’t around “someday,” he will be able to pull the weight. Edgar confirms that “someday” might be sooner rather than later. Sig notices his crew working like clockwork without Edgar. It finally sinks in that he needs to find a replacement for his brother and admits he rode him extremely hard.

Time Bandit drama continues as Mike and Scotty warring for the alpha position on the boat as the captain’s chair is still up for grabs. Captain Andy switches their jobs and puts his nephew on the hook. Scotty nabs the pot, but fails to get the line in the block. Mike then screws up on hydros and a pot falls from the block into the picking table. John goes out to boast moral and help sort as the pots are teeming with crab.

Johnathan and Andy return to their chat as to who will take over the coveted seat. They decide that fellow crewman, Eddy, has been overlooked and dub him the new heir. The captain’s chair is fast becoming a musical chair.

The Northwestern also enjoys stuffed pots as they pull the last pot in honor of Phil and sets the hook alight. The Time Bandit has their fireworks and the Northwestern has their fire and herring.

The Kodiak secures their $1,600,000 catch. Wild Bill is thankful and the Wizard finally packs their tanks and ends up stuff extra crab into totes. The Northwestern heads home and Edgar and Sig have a heart to heart talk. Edgar tells Sig he will be taking time off. Sig manages to turn it into a minor argument about their father and blows it off and asks to talk about later. Edgar pushes on. They are going to talking to about it. It becomes a tug-o-war. Edgar throws down and put his family and states with resolute and pained sadness that his family needs him more than the boat does.

Later, Edgar calls his wife and lets her know he is coming home. Sig doesn’t want to believe it and states that he doesn’t think Edgar will hold to his word. Jake Anderson immediately heads to the airport to return home to search for his missing father. (Click HERE for the details on Anderson’s missing father, maybe you can help!) Sig takes him to the airport and realizes that how you treat family matters far more than he though and watches a bit more understanding of Edgar as Jake returns to help his father he has been holding out hope for despite the lack of hope and progress.

The Time Bandit boys inform Mike he will not be taking over as planned. Jake Harris returns to the clinic to re-enter rehab. His nerves and emotions are pushing him to make a great move for help.

10 WEEKS LATER

The Cornelia Marie is still chugging along for the 2010 season. Temporary Captain, Derrick Ray, is still desperately trying to catch the crab. They have been working on the season from January to April. Flocks of seagulls fly alongside the boat and the 4 man crew suits up and starts the well oiled machine.

Josh happily pulls pots and states that he likes being there and needs it right now. He entertains moving on someday, but right now he is where he wants and needs to be.

Rihanna To Make Acting Debut In ‘Battleship’

Rihanna has been bitten by the acting bug and will make her feature film debut in Universal’s “Battleship” alongside Alexander Skarsgard and Taylor Kitsch in the Peter Berg directed film based on the board game. Variety reports that Rihanna’s deal was closed on Monday, though her role has not yet been confirmed.

U has set a May 25, 2012, release date for “Battleship,” which takes place across the seas, over the skies and land in a battle for planet survival against a superior force. Kitsch, who also works with Berg in the NBC series “Friday Night Lights,” stars as a naval officer who leads the fight. Skarsgard will play his brother.

Yes, Hollywood has officially run out of ideas.

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Natalie Portman Can’t Stand Ashton Kutcher

Natalie Portman and her Harvard degree couldn’t be bothered to mingle with her Twitter obsessed co-star, Ashton Kutcher.

According to Us Weekly (via Celebitchy), a source-type who was on the set of the soon to be re-titled ‘Friends with Benefits’ said Portman spent all her spare time hiding in her trailer.

“It seems Natalie Portman thinks Ashton Kutcher is a twit. While shooting Friends With Benefits (which is now untitled) last spring, Kutcher and Portman – who played hookup buddies in the comedy – “couldn’t stand each other,” says a set source.

Kutcher “talks about his Twitter all day and thinks highly of himself,” continues the insider. And Harvard grad Portman wasn’t impressed.

“She would do her scenes then head back to her trailer and read books or scripts,” says the source. “She had no interest in hanging out with Ashton.”
Counters a source close to Portman: “Not true. They had a great time filming.”

So basically the story is built on powers of deduction. Take what you will from it. Now, who wants to go get some mojitos and sashimi?

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